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The Matrizzle
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Unplugged Agent
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11-19-2003, 05:26 PM
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I'd like to know what the hell happened to my other thread!!
Well, anyways, I have a bit of my parody, not much more than a teaser, but here it is...
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Time is a great teacher, but it invariably kills all its pupils.
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smith_fan
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11-19-2003, 05:32 PM
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where is it??????
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Unplugged Agent
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11-19-2003, 05:36 PM
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*Signature Matrix opening...*
...The Matrizzle...
*phone rings*
Cyphizzle: Yo, Trinidad!
Trinidad: Cyphizzle, what up, boy?
Cyphizzle: Its Morphine. He bez thikin' hez found em dis time, yo.
Trin: Say what? That what he bez sayin' last time, homey. But dis one is different, fo shizzle.
Cyphizzle: Morphine is crazizzle, yo. Hez gonna be killin dat boy.
Trin: Whut be his name, my brutha?
Cyphizzle: Tom Andersizzle, he go by da name N-Dawg.
Trin: Sound like anutha friggin' drug addict ta me, dawg. And yeet he be different, ya be knowin.
Cyphizzle: You believe he bez da One, or what, Trinidad?
Trin: I aint know....
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Time is a great teacher, but it invariably kills all its pupils.
Last edited by Unplugged Agent : 11-19-2003 at 06:17 PM.
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Unplugged Agent
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11-19-2003, 05:38 PM
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I wanted to post the parody seperately from that post, so that when it was read it would be just the parody, uninterrupted by the other post.
: points up :
take a look, dawg.
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Time is a great teacher, but it invariably kills all its pupils.
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11-20-2003, 12:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*Signature Matrix opening...*
...The Matrizzle...
*phone rings*
Cyphizzle: Yo, Trinidad!
Trinidad: Cyphizzle, what up, boy?
Cyphizzle: Its Morphine. He bez thikin' hez found em dis time, yo.
Trin: Say what? That what he bez sayin' last time, homey. But dis one is different, fo shizzle.
Cyphizzle: Morphine is crazizzle, yo. Hez gonna be killin dat boy.
Trin: Whut be his name, my brutha?
Cyphizzle: Tom Andersizzle, he go by da name N-Dawg.
Trin: Sound like anutha friggin' drug addict ta me, dawg. And yeet he be different, ya be knowin.
Cyphizzle: You believe he bez da One, or what, Trinidad?
Trin: I aint know....
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AHAHHA HOLY **** THATS FUNNY  Keep it up! Can't wait 'till Trinidad, beats the shizzle out a the nizzle cop-dawgs 
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Unplugged Agent
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11-20-2003, 04:53 PM
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Thanks, Agent_Drake. See? Agents can be funny.
I wasn't going to write the part about trinidad and the copizzles, but if you want to see it, then I will. I'll have it up tomorrow evening.
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Time is a great teacher, but it invariably kills all its pupils.
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11-20-2003, 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Thanks, Agent_Drake. See? Agents can be funny.
I wasn't going to write the part about trinidad and the copizzles, but if you want to see it, then I will. I'll have it up tomorrow evening.
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Lol thanks, and thanks
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Unplugged Agent
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11-21-2003, 09:20 PM
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*Trinidad hears somebody coming towards her*
Trinidad: Yo! The pop be coing! I sayz the PO-lice be in da house! Gimme outta here, aight?
Police: Freeze, criminizzle!
Trin: Naw, dawg. Youz going down nah!
*Trinidad jumps up and kicks crap out of cop.*
*Agent Smith pulls up in car*
Plez Officer: Hey, homey, whatta ya think ya bez doing?
Smith: Meanin' dis aint da crackhouse? My bad, fo shizzle.
Police: ou ain't funny man. My peepz iz up der now.
Smith: No, Lieutenizzle, all dose gangsta's is dead.
Police: SHIZZLE
Smith: Word.
Smith: Nizzle! Come bizzle!
*Trinidad kills the rest of the copperz and uns awizzle. Smth shoots at her*
Trin: Yo! Aint gonna be catching this bizzle, fedizzle!
Smith: Damn, gurl. Lighten up.
Trin: Whoz ligtin' up?
*Smith pulls out a joint*
Tank: No, Trinidad! It a trapizzle! Rizzle!
Trinidad: Naw, foo. He just wants a light, yo!
Tank: You bez da foo. Hez an agent, sistah!
Trin: O yeeeea. Dis heah's da Matrizzle, it aint rizzle.
Tank: Word. Not rizzle potzizzle.
*Trinidad runs to a pone and exits*
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Time is a great teacher, but it invariably kills all its pupils.
Last edited by Unplugged Agent : 11-21-2003 at 10:52 PM.
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11-21-2003, 10:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
ITrinidad hears somebody coming towards her*
Trinidad: Yo! The pop be coing! I sayz the PO-lice be in da house! Gimme outta here, aight?
Police: Freeze, criminizzle!
Trin: Naw, dawg. Youz going down nah!
*Trinidad jumps up and kicks crap out of cop.*
*Agent Smith pulls up in car*
Plez Officer: Hey, homey, whatta ya think ya bez doing?
Smith: Meanin' dis aint da crackhouse? My bad, fo shizzle.
Police: ou ain't funny man. My peepz iz up der now.
Smith: No, Lieutenizzle, all dose gangsta's is dead.
Police: SHIZZLE
Smith: Word.
Smith: Nizzle! Come bizzle!
*Trinidad kills the rest of the copperz and uns awizzle. Smth shoots at her*
Trin: Yo! Aint gonna be catching this bizzle, fedizzle!
Smith: Damn, gurl. Lighten up.
Trin: Whoz ligtin' up?
*Smith pulls out a joint*
Tank: No, Trinidad! It a trapizzle! Rizzle!
Trinidad: Naw, foo. He just wants a light, yo!
Tank: You bez da foo. Hez an agent, sistah!
Trin: O yeeeea. Dis heah's da Matrizzle, it aint rizzle.
Tank: Word. Not rizzle potzizzle.
*Trinidad runs to a pone and exits*
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Omfg!!! Lmao!! Rotfl!!! Rotflmao!!!! Lololol!!!! Ahahaha that's the funniest thing I've ever read on MatrixMania yet! No joke it really is!!!I'm surprised this isn't Hitmans work! Good job nizzle!
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11-21-2003, 10:32 PM
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Oh, and my thoughts: I think Dozer should be called Stoner
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Unplugged Agent
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