"Well Trinity, it's just you, me, the scrap-metal that was once artificially-intelligent machines, and the dead-bodies that were killed in battle or awoke from the matrix but died from shock and/or drowning," said Neo.

"That's not true," said Trinity.

"What do you mean," asked Neo.

"Well, I didn't want to bother you with this, being that it was the end of the world and all, but, how do I say this, you're going to be a father," said Trinity.

"Are you sure it is mine," asked Neo.

Hesistantly, Trinity said "It might be Ghost's."

"What?!" exclaimed Neo.

Apologetically, Trinity said "I'm sorry. He told me about how he was so happy that the Oracle released him from expectation, and I became happy for him, and one thing led to another. . ." Suddenly, changing attitudes, Trinity said, "What? Are you jealous? You never put a ring on my finger. Besides you don't need to worry about me ever being with another person again because everyone else is dead."

"That's true," said Neo, "but why did you say I never had to worry about you being with another "person," rather than another "man?" Have you been with women before?"

"Niobe and I had a thing, but that is history. Besides I'm with you now, and only you. Listen, when the baby comes back looking like you, rather than Asian, you'll know for sure it's yours. If not, you can adopt the baby. Either way, you'll do as I say if you EVER want to have sex again," explained Trinity. "And don't forget, I am the last woman on Earth."

"But you really hurt me," cried Neo.

"Stop whining," demanded Trinity, "we have more important issues to deal with, such as finding food and shelter. Any ideas?"

"I guess we can live in a tunnel or cave and survive on the liquified remains of humans," predicted Neo. "Considering the pods are above ground where it is cold, and all viruses and bacteria have been wiped out, the food supply should last for generations."

"It's about time you started thinking," said Trinity. "Now go fetch me some liquid human. For the next 8 1/2 months I'm on bed rest."

"Yes dear," said Neo.

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I guess this scenario isn't going to happen

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no it isnt, though it is quite funny

Lol, yeah... REALLY strange but funny... Lol... ... Yet no... Yet... Weird... Good... Not really... I... Strangely goodly funny

if the baby's black ... i guess u know who's da father... u know that trinty knew morpheus before neo :P:P

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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAahahaha...

wow.

what do I say?

I think that's the funniest fanfic I've read, by far Thanks for the great twisted laugh!

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PsycikPsycho what is taht pic of hugo from? *ur icon i mean*

It's Hugo Weaving, from "The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert." It's this lovely film about Australian Drag queens, similar to "To Wong Foo, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar."
good laughs

BTW- I love the shot of Neo that you used- makes Keanu look quite nice

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