Matrix Code - A Shagadelic Matrix baby Yeah!!!!!

Imagine if Dr Evil were to have played the part of the Architect, and Austin Powers was Neo!!!!!

Dr Evil- Hello Austin!

Austin Neo- Who are you baby?

Dr Evil- I am one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop in O-town. Anyway
in answer to your question I am the Idiot that created this Matrix. I
was always the smarter one (puts pinkie finger up to mouth)

Austin Neo-right, yes, idiot! I get it.But what am I doing here man.

Dr Evil-Quid pro quo Mr Neo, Quid pro quo.

Austin Neo- yes squid poo mooh.

Dr Evil-rrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggghtttttttttttttt.

Dr Evil-Anyway, you have been unfrozen a sixth time to see if I can
ultimately kill you properly this time and not stuff around with my
meaningless laughter and constant nagging at my son Scott.

Austin Neo- Ahh, but you can't kill me off baby, you need me, or else
you would have to be an extra in a horror movie man. Checked your
face lately???????

Dr Evil-There are certain levels of survival we are prepared to accept.
See this is my clone minnie me, only 1 8th my size!!!!!

Austin Neo- Christ I thought I smelt Cabbage. (Austin suddenly sees all
the screens with his face on it and they all say to him "You are one sexy
biatch man yeah"

Dr Evil- Finished talking with yourself there or should I get you and the
monitors a frikken room? Honestly!!!

Austin Neo peels himself away from the screens and faces Dr Evil.

Austin Neo- Ok baldy what's this all about then?

Dr Evil- Choice Mr Neo. Choice.

Austin Neo- This is about the time rifts I have caused bring my shagadelic biatches back
with me to sate my virility isn't it??

Dr Evil- Exactly Mr Neo. You can choose the door on the left (Dr Evil runs
to the door like a big girl) which will save the world but kill all your
biatches or the door to your right,(once again runs over to the other door
like a big girl) and you will keep your biatches but destroy the world.HHoohhhaa
haaaa whhhaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaa.

Austin Neo- Anything man. Whatever. Just stop the laughing baby.

Dr Evil- Well Austin, what will it be? (raises eyebrow and picnkie finger
up at the same time).

Austin Neo- Can I keep my sexy monitors whatever I choose?

Dr Evil- If you must.(attempts to sit down, misses his chair and falls on
his ass).

Austin Neo-I choose biatches baby yeah!!!!!Oh don't forget my monitors!

Dr Evil-Take the monitors you sick bastard. If I have to look at your teeth
any longer I'll need therapy!
(Dr Evil attempts to get up from the floor gracefully and in the proccess his
pants fall around his ankles.

Austin Neo-You know Dr Evil, I used to think you were mad.

Dr Evil-I know.

Austin Neo- But now I can see your nuts!!!!!!!! I thank you!!

Dr Evil- Whoops! (Pulls pants up hurridly) Just piss off!!!

Austin Neo- You had better hope we don't meet again baby!!I'm scarred for
life after I saw your meat and two veg. Man you could use them as a
back-drop for a horror film....

Dr Evil- Oh we won't Austin Neo, I'm off to shag Frau Farbissina!!!!!

Door slams shut with monitor cords still hanging under door.

be kind. Love UT