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Whats your Favourite RedDwarf Quotes?
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06-04-2003, 09:29 AM
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Hey Guys and gals (RedDwarf Fans)
Since a few of us were starting to quote lines from RedDwarf in the wrong thread, I thought it'd be best to start a thread about it.
So fans of RedDwarf, if you want to reminisce about the scenes and lines that you found really funny, then post them here.
I'll start you guys off:
Cat - "Hey whats that? Oh its my shadow, I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice, hey what a team !!! This way team !".
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Playing with fire can be fun sometimes, but if you get burned don't say I didn't warn you.
 
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06-04-2003, 10:55 AM
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#2
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Is that a cigarette your smoking?
No, it's a chicken.
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WastedYears
Hardcore Addict
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06-04-2003, 03:34 PM
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Starbug was built to last sir. This old baby's crashed more times than a ZX81
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Leafs falls off tree, gravity pulls leaf downwards to earth and in the process accelerates it`s speed. When the leaf hits the ground, the mass of the leaf combined with speed and density (or whatever is a good word for the level of which an physical object is elastic) creates vibrations in both the leaf, the ground, and the air. Whether or not an Amazonas Indian is there to hear it or not, the sound will STILL be produced. So please put an end to this leaf madness.
KTHX! (c) Notme2000
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Take Somma This You Aussie B*stards!
Ian Botham 1981
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WastedYears
Hardcore Addict
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06-04-2003, 03:41 PM
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one from hitch hikers guide:
42!? Is that all youve got to show for seven and a half million years work!?!
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Leafs falls off tree, gravity pulls leaf downwards to earth and in the process accelerates it`s speed. When the leaf hits the ground, the mass of the leaf combined with speed and density (or whatever is a good word for the level of which an physical object is elastic) creates vibrations in both the leaf, the ground, and the air. Whether or not an Amazonas Indian is there to hear it or not, the sound will STILL be produced. So please put an end to this leaf madness.
KTHX! (c) Notme2000
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Take Somma This You Aussie B*stards!
Ian Botham 1981
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06-05-2003, 02:46 AM
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#5
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Rimmer - "Kryten change to Red Alert!"
Kryten - "Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb?!"
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Playing with fire can be fun sometimes, but if you get burned don't say I didn't warn you.
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06-05-2003, 03:53 AM
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#6
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"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" - "Ace" Rimmer to Spanners
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-05-2003, 04:37 AM
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#7
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Lister stands next to hitler on the poduim at the Nerumberg Rally Yelling: Don't listen to him, he's a complete nutter....AND HE ONLY HAS ONE TESTICLE.!
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-05-2003, 04:42 AM
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#8
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The crew discover that the Nova V's female crew are decidedly skeletal, Lister nudges Rimmer: "I think the blonde one's giving you the eye."
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One more I just can't help myself
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-05-2003, 04:47 AM
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Lister realises what it will take to destroy the curry monster: "Of course! Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"
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I'm sorry I can't help myself one more
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-05-2003, 04:52 AM
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My favorite one I can't remember the qoute, but it's when Lister is typing on his terminal to the cat that there is a tarantula up his trousers.
Cat: where is it now?
Lister: It's trying to make a nest in my underpants.
and this
Rimmer's trial. "Would Lister describe the accused as a friend?" "No, I'd describe the accused as a git." "Are there no others who have shared moments of intimacy with him?" "Only one, but she's got a puncture.";)
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06-05-2003, 08:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by WastedYears
one from hitch hikers guide:
42!? Is that all youve got to show for seven and a half million years work!?!
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NO Hitch hikers Guide, this is for RedDwarf.
Thank you.
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Playing with fire can be fun sometimes, but if you get burned don't say I didn't warn you.
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