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A story of lost virginity...
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05-26-2006, 11:45 PM
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Im a little bored so here goes,
So it was a pretty cool and sunny day sometime in mid May around 2002. There was this really cute girl I kind of liked, let's say her name was Kim, and we were good friends around this time. We met back in 7th grade and now it was almost the end of 8th grade. Well, one day she asked me if she could come over and work on a project for school, I think it was a project on a book that was set in Egypt or something. Anyways, my mom said yes and we went to my room to begin the project.
When we started working on it, about 10 or 15 minutes after we started, my mom said she had to go to the store because the fridge was almost empty.
Anyways, while she was gone, Kim and I started watching television in the living room on the couch while we waited for my mom. We were watching some boring documentary since it kind of interested her.
About 5 minutes later she put her head in my lap, which really freaked me out. I thought to myself, "what is she doing?" I liked it, so I didn't respond negatively. Anyways, after that she starts moving her head a little and I get what any guy would- I got a boner she started feeling.
Anna told me, "Hey, why did you pop that boner??" I was like, "uhh...I don't know..." She looked at me really happily and said, "well why didn't you tell me you felt that way!"
I was like, "whoa O____O" when she said that. Anyways, after a short and awkward talk, her hand descended into my private area. She then got off the couch and unzipped pants and grabbed my you-know-what with her hands.
After that, her eyes rolled into her head, she let out a bone-chilling shriek, and spit acid onto my penis. FATALITY.
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05-27-2006, 01:48 AM
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#2
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Splinter
Cali-for-ni-yay
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05-27-2006, 12:19 PM
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#3
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Well, that was a twist in the story.
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NMN
The Head Asshole
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05-27-2006, 02:06 PM
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Oh, those 8th-grade girls... when WILL they learn?
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Splinter
Cali-for-ni-yay
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05-27-2006, 07:08 PM
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Was I really like that in 8th grade? The shame....
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05-31-2006, 08:57 AM
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Wow...didn't see that one coming. Guess you died of blood loss huh?
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Procrastinators of the world UNITE!....tommorow
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Eon
Get to the fucking monkey
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05-31-2006, 06:57 PM
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I've always wondered how insanely boring this place would be without Helios. I'm now convinced the answer is 'extremely'.
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Splinter
Cali-for-ni-yay
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05-31-2006, 08:46 PM
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So, Helios, how DID you get that bitch back?
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Swampy
My Jungle Love, o-e-o-e-o
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06-01-2006, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Splinter
So, Helios, how DID you get that bitch back?
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Premature Ejaculation?
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06-01-2006, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Splinter
So, Helios, how DID you get that bitch back?
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A little something I like to call donkey punch.
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06-03-2006, 09:13 AM
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Hmmm, looks like you're not one of those acid fetishists.
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