Top Acronyms:
1. RTFM (Read the fucking manual)
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3. ITMFJB (I'm the motherfuckin' Juggernaut, BITCH!)
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If you're standing around in a bookstore with your thumb up your ass, wondering why someone would have a picture of a man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the fuck out of the store. On the other hand, maybe you're a woman and you're reading this wondering "Is this book just for men?" I would say that it is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn sites on the Internet are only for women. -Maddox