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Hurricanes Alpha, Beta and the Rest
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Snoopy
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10-31-2005, 08:35 PM
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For the first season ever, they've had to use the "neutercane" names for actual hurricanes. So far there's been Alpha and Beta. Is there more to come? What does this mean? What is going to happen? Etc. Discuss, please.
-Snoopy
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NMN
The Head Asshole
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10-31-2005, 10:24 PM
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The end of the world is upon us. The sky is falling, Chicken Little!
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PP
..single-serving friend..
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10-31-2005, 10:42 PM
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I'm selling front-row tickets for the destruction. Anyone interested in buying?
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Originally Posted by suicide blond
Men, can't live with um, can't shoot um.
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Splinter
Cali-for-ni-yay
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10-31-2005, 11:33 PM
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I was gunning for tickets to the second coming, but distruction is good.
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suicide blond
Bitch McTits
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11-01-2005, 01:06 PM
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I'll take a ticket pp. Anything for the excuse to get completely loaded and screw like there is no tomorrow.
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DPD
I laugh at my own jokes.
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11-01-2005, 03:46 PM
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And what better reason to screw like there's no tomorrow, than if there really isn't any tomorrow? I'll take a dozen tickets.
As for the names, doesn't really matter to me, seems more like a meteorologists issue to me. I'm cool with the Greek naming until we get to the end of the alphabet again and they start letting frats and sororities sponsor the names of the hurricanes for exposure.
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If you're standing around in a bookstore with your thumb up your ass, wondering why someone would have a picture of a man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the fuck out of the store. On the other hand, maybe you're a woman and you're reading this wondering "Is this book just for men?" I would say that it is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn sites on the Internet are only for women. -Maddox
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Snoopy
World War I Flying Ace
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11-01-2005, 04:36 PM
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I'm serious, guys (and gals). This whole issue is serious. What does this record-breaking season mean, meteorologically? Politically? Etc.
-Snoopy
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NMN
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11-01-2005, 04:39 PM
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Oh, it's quite serious. The end of the world should be. With the screwing and boozing, of course.
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HomoUniversalis
Time for a custom title
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11-01-2005, 04:49 PM
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What does this record-breaking season mean, meteorologically?
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Remember that analogy, where people did not believe 200 years ago flying was possible, and now people are flying in boeings? Well, the first flight, the first breaking of the record of coming off the ground for the longest amount of time was just as significant as this. That meaning, not at all. Unless you happened to invest in American Airlines, of course, but if you did, you wouldn't be worrying about this weather.
Ergo, to answer your question more briefly: "Not a goddamned thing"
Mr U
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DPD
I laugh at my own jokes.
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11-01-2005, 04:50 PM
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It means that the weather is fucked up elsewhere, but still nice here, so I'd better enjoy it while I can. Wouldn't the news and far-reaching corners of the Internet have more answers than us? Obviously, we'll continue to feel the economic impact at the gas pump, and it has the possibility to alter the upcoming elections in states effected by the hurricanes and whatnot. All I'm hoping is that it produces killer surf worldwide for all the people fortunate enough to live on the coast.
HU: This actually may concern people who have invested in airline companies, becuase numerous flights will be delayed and cancelled due to weather complications, but the fiscal impact shouldn't be too large. Fuck it...drinking time.
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If you're standing around in a bookstore with your thumb up your ass, wondering why someone would have a picture of a man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the fuck out of the store. On the other hand, maybe you're a woman and you're reading this wondering "Is this book just for men?" I would say that it is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn sites on the Internet are only for women. -Maddox
Last edited by DPD : 11-01-2005 at 04:53 PM.
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HomoUniversalis
Time for a custom title
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11-02-2005, 08:03 AM
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HU: This actually may concern people who have invested in airline companies, becuase numerous flights will be delayed and cancelled due to weather complications, but the fiscal impact shouldn't be too large. Fuck it...drinking time.
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Merely talking in my analogy, not the hurricane situation. But now, looking back, I was a bit fuzzy. Lack of cafeine, je crois.
Mr U
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