Ladies and gentlemen. My good lady suicide blond and I stand before you today to begin a revolution, to fight against the suppression and hypocrisy of one NMN, the self acclaimed 'God' of MatrixMania.
The 'spelling-Nazi' as he has been dubbed has terrorised the forum and caused fear in the hearts of those who cannot spell. Yet he is a fake. He is a hypocrit. He himself cannot spell!
Allow me to present some such cases; this one only yesterday:

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But since from post 1 this thread hasn't had a topic, and particular coversations aren't of any value in that situation ... simply because you speak French and there's a "current" coversation about it.

Now of course I have edited that one, but right there is the hypocrisy that plagues us. He misspelt 'conversation'. Twice.

This is just one of his many slips. Join us! Revolt against the spelling-Nazi and lay claim to this forum again.

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Erm. . . .I'm in,one question,how are we going to lay claim to this forum when he can just ban us?

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No worries RA. This is the Blitz. Fire at will with whatever you can dig up.

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Fascinating stuff, really. But those aren't misspellings, they are typos. Typographical errors, if you will.

Allow me to demonstrate: The missing 'e' in 'hypocrite' in the previous post. That is not a typo, but a misspelling. You ask, how do I know this? Because it has been chronically misspelled by Eon and others. Now, I'm not one to care about typos, seeing as I make them myself. If you go back and look at that post, you will see other places were 'conversation' is spelled correctly. Such a sad display, and example to further a fruitless and futile cause.

Need I remind you, I was not the one who called myself the spelling-Nazi, it was all of you. Did Hitler call himself a madman? I think not. It was you, you as a society called him a madman, and he has been cast down among us as such.

I am not the bad guy here. Well, maybe I am, but really, would you want a better admin ruling these forum streets? Hell no! It's too much damn work to appease all of your ingrateful asses. But I do it, and I do it with finesse and grace.

Hey, if you don't like it, you can always feel free to spell words correctly. I'm not stopping literacy. Perhaps it is you who is preventing it, because you're stubborn in the ways of accepting the correct way to spell.

Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you.

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Originally Posted by NMN Allow me to demonstrate: The missing 'e' in 'hypocrite' in the previous post. That is not a typo, but a misspelling. You ask, how do I know this? Because it has been chronically misspelled by Eon and others. Now, I'm not one to care about typos, seeing as I make them myself. If you go back and look at that post, you will see other places were 'conversation' is spelled correctly. Such a sad display, and example to further a fruitless and futile cause.

But you see, the thing is I don't go around pointing out everyone's mistakes, just yours, and I still misspell definately on occasion just to piss you off. This isn't a matter of us spelling wrong, it's a matter of you spelling wrong.

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Originally Posted by NMN Need I remind you, I was not the one who called myself the spelling-Nazi, it was all of you. Did Hitler call himself a madman? I think not. It was you, you as a society called him a madman, and he has been cast down among us as such.

Never said you did my dear man, I said you called yourself God, I said you had been dubbed the spelling-Nazi.

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Originally Posted by NMN I am not the bad guy here. Well, maybe I am, but really, would you want a better admin ruling these forum streets? Hell no! It's too much damn work to appease all of your ingrateful asses. But I do it, and I do it with finesse and grace.

I believe you either just created a word or misspelt 'ungrateful'.

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As much as I'd like to take the credit for that word:

un·grate·ful (n-grtfl)
adj.

1. Not feeling or exhibiting gratitude, thanks, or appreciation.
2. Not agreeable or pleasant; repellent: “I will not perform the ungrateful task of comparing cases of failure” (Abraham Lincoln).


Thank you for repeating my argument in other words to make yourself seem cunning and witty, Eon. You're so kind and loving.

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Was there a point to that, you used the word 'ingrateful', then showed me the wrong word.

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Excuse me, I thought you used the word I used:

ingrateful

\In"grate`ful\, a. [L. ingratus ingrateful (pref. in- not + gratus beloved, dear, grateful) + -ful: cf. F. ingrat. See Grateful.]

1. Ungrateful; thankless; unappreciative. --Milton.
He proved extremely false and ingrateful to me. --Atterbury.

2. Unpleasing to the sense; distasteful; offensive.

See how you're so kind? Either one works in a situation such as this.

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Well then what is this?

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Ooooh Lordy, that's an overwhelming majority. Methinks nobody likes you. It seems you're the hemmorhoid on the ass. http://www.matrixmania.com/showthre...6972#post196972

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But me more, cause I said hemmorhoid. http://www.matrixmania.com/showthre...7019#post197019

Blame that one on a typo. I dare you.

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That's very clever, digging up the past like that. Give a hand to Eon, she knows how to use the search function!

Now what does it really say? You can't think of a better argument than old posts?

Oh, and if you're so inclined to continue with this, if this makes me a hypocrite, then it makes you scum on the earth, because you're attacking a hypocrite with a hypocritical viewpoint. Good times.

But whatever, I'll admit that I have spelled words wrong. A fool would say otherwise. Now, in a quest to have everyone spell correctly, I may have gone about certain ones in the wrong way. For this I apologize to anyone I have offended in any way for any wrongdoings in the way of directing you to spell a word correctly.

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