Okay, this is a story written by any who wish to post. It is serious, however you may inject humor into it if you wish (as long as it isn't too outlandish). Please, keep it clean. All right, here we go...

"Where is the Logos?" asked the Captain.
"Should be just over that ridge," replied JD. He piloted the Neven over the ridge.
"No Logos."
"Strange, sir. We are at broadcast depth, right? Niobe would have informed us if she were returning to Zion."
"Strange, indeed, JD. She's probably talking to Morpheus about that silly One thing."
"What do you think of it, sir?" asked JD as he landed the Neven and shut it down.
"It's a bunch of lies."
A voice came crackling over the radio. "Hey, JD, this is Niobe. Sorry we're late. We have a little problem over here..."
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What's going to happen next? Who knows? The next person who posts here does.
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-Snoopy

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Ok...seems like u couls be on to somthing here...so here it goes

Niobe's voice was not its uasual calm pitch...but slighlty elevated.
Niobe: "Whenever you can spare a few seconds we could use your help...squiddies everywhere...we cant lose them...we are heading in your direction now...when we are clear you can do what you have to...bring them down.
Her voice disappered from the radio. JD looked over at the Captian as the Logos came in to view
JD: "here they come...your orders sir"

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The captain grinned broadly as Niobe's voice faded in and out on the com.
JD: "Uh...Captain...your orders?"
A drop of sweat appeared on his brow, as he tensely waited for the command.
Captain: "Steady...steady...."
The captain grinned, impossibly broad now. Niobe's voice faded back in on the com.
Niobe: "...that not so fresh feeling.......itching and burning......ohhh...Morphy...who's your momma......"
JD: "Ew."
Captain: "Steaadyyyy....."
JD: "They're right on top of us Craptain...er, Captain!!"
Captain: "...STEADYYYYY...."
The hull breach alarms went off, screaming bloody murder as the sentinels began to tear through the ship.
JD: "Aw man...what are we gonna do now man?! Game over man, GAME OVER!!"
Niobe (Over com): "Wrong movie, kid..."
The ship's hull tore open in front of JD, and the ugliest Squiddy he'd ever seen emerged, tentacles flailing about. It zoomed in on him, tentacles snapping, and JD defecated on himself. The tentacle pulled back, and as JD closed his eyes to meet his face, he could hear the Captain's voice in the background.
Captain: "Steadyyyyyy..."
The tentacle pulled back, back, back...and thrust forward into JD's chest-

Niobe: "JD. JD, WAKE UP!!!"
JD jumped out of bed, bathed in sweat and other bodily fluids.
JD: "....a dream...aw man...bad dream...bad, BAD dream...and you were there..."
Niobe smacked him in the head.
Niobe: "Oh, great, and you wet the bed again. The place is gonna smell for a week. Get it together kid, we got a mission. We've gotta go meet Morpheus..."
JD: "Why do you always grin when you say that?"
Niobe: "Shut up, or I'll make you tomorrow's single celled amino acid protein breakfast."
JD: "Shutting up, sir...uh...ma'am...shutting up....."

The Logos landed next to the Nebacha...Nebachane....umm.....the Neb, the ramp lowered, and Niobe and JD stepped off. The ramp closed behind them, and Niobe pulled a device from her pocket, pointed it at the Logos, and an audible "Bip beep boop" was heard.
Niobe: "Ya never know in these neighborhoods."
JD rolls his eyes, and the two board the Neba....the Neb.

Morpheus: "Welcome....Niobe....I've been....expecting you..."
Niobe: "Mmm hmmm. Look but don't touch big boy. I'm still pissed at you for calling out Neo's name in the middle of sex..."
Morpheus: "Niobe...I'm sorry...that's just when the prophecy was...revealed to me...at that very moment..."
Niobe: "Mmm hmm. Whatever. What do you want?"
Morpheus opens his mouth to speak.
Niobe: "BESIDES that."

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Morpheus smiled at niobe.
Morpheus: Well I need your help....I have to meet with Neo in the matrix and I wondered seeming as you are the best driver and all...you would come.....along that is.
Niobe looked at JD and back to Morpheus...
Niobe: Well I guess I have no choice...so when are we going in
Morpheus: Well....when I get the call
JD: The call?
Morgheus: Yes the call
JD: I'm not following?
Morpheus: I know your not...your staying here
JD: HUH
Niobe: Oh you two shut up....look let me know when your ready to leave....I'll be trying to get rid of the urine smell on the neb.

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Please, if you're going to post, make it clean...I saw something questionable a few posts up...Anyway...

The Matrix phone rang. Morpheus answered it.
"Hello?" His expression changed. "Excellent." He hung up. "We just got the call. Neo says our contact is waiting."
"Contact?" Niobe asked.
Morpheus smiled. "You'll know soon enough. Link?"
"Ready, sir," Link responded.
Everyone jacked in. Neo and Trinity were waiting for them.
"Who's this?" asked Trinity.
"This is JD," responded Niobe. "One of the only two survivors of the Neven."
"Are you new to the Matrix, JD?"
"Yeah. I've only been in it once...and I stayed for 13..." He looked down upon the arm that had been wounded by the Sentinel. "...years...My arm! It's..."
"Healed," said Neo. "That's your residual self-image at work."
"Now watch. I'm going to spin around, and I'm going to move in the real world, and I'm going to open that nasty gash again, and it's going to bleed, and..."
The door opened.
"Hello, Seraph," said Neo.
"I bring word," Seraph replied, indifferent. "From the Oracle."
"Must be news," Trinity said. "Let's move."
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-Snoopy

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They lef their meeting place and followed Seraph along a series of back doors and corriders. They finally reacher their destination. It was a large building...broken down...all windows smashed with parts of the nearby landscape on fire...the building itself was a towering 30 floors and was looking old...very old...parts of the wall were falling apart.
Seraph: She is waiting for you on the 29 floor
Neo: HUH...the 29...why not the 30th floor
Seraph: 29 is her luckily number
trinity: Great so now she's wierd and supertisous.
JD: Well best make a move then
JD led all the group inside...he found the stairs and led them up...untill they reached the 29 floor.

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JD: "Hufff...huffff...what is it with these buildings....hufff....huhhhh....nobody ever heard of elevators...huh...huhfff...."
Neo: "Suck it up kid. You know it's not real. It's your brain getting tired. You think that's air you're breathing?"
Morpheus: "That's my line..."
Neo smirked at Morpheus, as JD sniffed.
JD: "No...no, that's not air...that's gas...somebody farted..."
Morpheus: "It's...uh....all in your head. Let's go to the Oracle."

Neo: "We can show you the door...but you have to open it."
Morpheus: "Dammit, man, that's my line...you may be the One, but I make the speeches..."
Neo: "Sorry...got carried away..."

JD outstretched his hand to the door and touched it. "The handle is warm...?"

Morpheus and Neo pushed past JD and kicked in the door. The room was ablaze.

Neo: "I can't sense the Oracle..."
Trinity: "Hurry...search the apartment..."
Morpheus: "JD. Focus. Remember that it isn't real..."
Morpheus jumped through the blaze and ran to the back room...

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A reference towads the Other Blue Pill. I understand it!

Anywoo...
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Morpheus leapt into the back room, which was ablaze with dancing flames. His trenchcoat was on fire, the blaze leaping up all over his body. Morpheus took a deep breath. Not real, he told himself.

NEO- She's not in here!
TRINITY- Or here!
JD- No Oracle here either.

Morpheus squinted, looking around through the flames.

What he saw shocked him forever.

He saw...

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He saw several Smiths going through the Oracle's purse. So far they had only found a bottle of perfume, a wallet (which they had discarded), and a large amount of candy.
A Smith looked up.
"Mr. Anderson."
"Oh, boy," said JD.
"This is why I told you not to bring him, Niobe," said Morpheus. "But no, you just had to take him along with us..."
The Smith shot a bullet. Neo luckily deflected it in time. He knew they had to get out. But how?
He spied the window.
Grabbing everyone, he thrust them out the window.
The Smiths bent over the broken window, readied their guns in unison, and shot.
Someone in the group screamed.
Falling...

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"So, what, Smith's a purse snatcher now???" Niobe shouted as they fell. Neo grabbed them in his arms and flew them to safety on a distant rooftop. As they landed, something was very wrong with JD. He stood for a second, then collapsed, a bloody mess on his hands. "No....NO...JD. Neo....Morpheus...we gotta get him out, now!" Niobe shouted. Neo looked through JD, finding the bullet that had punctured his chest. "No exit wound...didn't hit any organs, at least...I...I think I can help," Neo said, a bit nervously. He extended his hand to JD's chest, closed his eyes and focused. The hole rippled and swelled, and began to glow. Blood spilled out, and then the bullet surfaced and fell onto the rooftop. "Holy..." Niobe muttered. Morpheus smiled, "He is...the One..." JD coughed and sputtered, "Owww....Smith...shoots too hard....I....swear.....koff, koff..."

Moments later, as JD recovered, Niobe and Morpheus discussed what they'd seen at the Oracle's. "So...what do you think Smith was searching for?" Niobe asked. They looked in the direction of the apartment, where sirens could be heard. "I don't know...but we need to find the Oracle and Seraph...they're the only ones who could tell us...unless....we're willing to deal with...him," Morpheus said slowly. Neo stepped over, with JD at his side. Neo replied, "Him...you mean....?" Morpheus nodded. "Merovingian."

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