One for the girls:

His name is, so he says, eRider,
His repuation, a mindless strider.
No uncrowned, denied king in him,
'N fact, nobility in him is pretty dim.

He'z got no honour, you know,
No respect to show,
He lashes out to any side,
Not even worried about his sorry hide.

But his bull is about to end,
The purpose, of this rant,
his eventual demise,
his corpse on f'cking ice.

You just do Psycho, now,
You go with your pow-pow-pow.
I'll still be here when you done,
I'll be here for some more fun.

Because that's what you are, fool,
(Don't get knocked off your barstool)
You nothing but a game,
And you booze-act is getting lame.

I want some action, some to show,
I'm the best, and you joe-blow.
This be da Mistah U,
bringin da punishment where it is due.

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well, here's one for HU and Don-Don; Roses are red Violas are blue Don-Dons dick in HU's mouth That's all they do ..

Damn E, yo shit is mighty old,
All that crap has already been told.
Don't you realise, little fool,
no amount of bull will make me loose my cool!

My rap is beyond cool, it's cold,
it's f'cking 24-karat gold.
You have stuff to learn, E,
This way it's too damn easy.

Now get out of my face,
You be a damn disgrace.
I got bigger G's to fry,
Now go, get back to bein shy.

Mistah U

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Mr. U, you dutch biatch
For the migthy eRider, you're no match
Your rhymes is pathetic and lame
Only yourself to blame

.. ok, I suck at this! Instead, I'll hit you with 'your mom' jokes ..

HU, your mom is so fat that I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot before ****in her!

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Man you made this thread all ghey,
I ain't no biatch, no f'ckin way.
You insults are in vain,
I'm hung like a great dane.

You comment my rhyme?
Shit man, yours aint worth a dime.
All you can conjure is one strophe?
What are you, some sort of oaf?

That joke? About my momma?
Shit, this looks like a damn Greek Drama!
Accept there, people died when they had to,
Yet you are totally missing your cue.

Now get out of here, foo',
leave the flamin' to the real crew.
Here still be da Mistah U,
bringin' da punishment where it is due.

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hey, you're actually pretty good at this .. but who cares, since your mom is fat, that wehn she climbed the Mount Everest, she made the worlds largest McD-sign!

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And so we meet again,
You have courage than,
For when I told you to leave,
You kept on pulling my sleive.

Yet courage is not always being brave,
There is the occasional ignorant knave.
He who is to foolish to know when to flee,
When he don't realise he is so wee.

For that is what you are,
'Close, but no cigar'.
Of course, you may try,
dazzle me, be real sly.

But it will not avail,
That ship will never sail.
I simply have to much power,
To much majesty, you'll cower.

Now go on out, little strider,
Small, cute eRider,
Go ahead, run real far,
before I bring you a permanent scar.

Mistah U

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you know i can feel a deep bond of friendship between you 2,HU you actually don't suck at this,i''m amazed

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Oh, Mr. Big-Bad-HU
Are you gonna run from me too?
Like the time you ran from fym
If you're gonna figth me, spend a few more hrs in the gym

Im the migthy eRider
The toughest fuckin figther
Im gonna hit you fast and hard
Cuz' you're nuttin' but a stupid retard!

And MDK!-fuckin fairy crew
All of those idiots cocks you blew
Oh, Mr. Big-Bad-HU ..

And btw, your mom is so fat that her picture fell down!

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This is pretty good. Looks like HU did learn alot from Teh Shakc. Too bad DPD isnt here now, he would enjoy this.

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I would join in, but I have trouble stringing a sentence together that makes sense.

By the way...where has BSD disapeared to? He was a bad ass when it came to this shit.

Where is he?

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I have no idea what happened to BSD. I havent seen much of him lately. Every now and then at Teh Shakc...but not around here.

DPD is on a vacation of sorts.

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