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View Poll Results: How old is UT?
She be tellin' the truth - 30ish 8 36.36%
I have younger grandparents! 3 13.64%
Shouldn't she have died from natural causes by now? 6 27.27%
A child at heart. 5 22.73%
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:56 PM #1

Any guesses?
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Old 05-12-2005, 08:04 PM #2

I think she's surpassed the relative life span of an adult. I swear, somebody should just let her go! It's like the fucking energizer bunny.
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Old 05-12-2005, 08:34 PM #3

Fucking epic. So far the natural causes have it. Well, come on yer bastards and bitches, let mumma have it. And wipe your own damn blood off the floor. w000000ta.

*Grabs the zimmer and bifocals*

I'll be knitting while you hard cores nuke my boney old ass. And don't let the arthritits fool ya'll, I'm a tooth chipper.
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Old 05-12-2005, 09:04 PM #4

To hell with natural causes...shouldn't UNnatural causes have been responsible for her death by now?
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Old 05-12-2005, 09:41 PM #5

UT is only as old as the man that she feels!
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Old 05-12-2005, 09:44 PM #6

So I might have some of the old Formaldehyde in my viens to keep me in the 'tray back, upright' position. Is that your best shot?

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Then that would make me 25.
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:43 PM #7

According to my investigations, UT had a wee little affair with James Cook. That should give you a clue, eh? ;)
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Old 05-12-2005, 11:31 PM #8

Recent advances in carbon dating have brought on some fascinating discoveries. One being that actually, UT, "formulated" about the time of the "first" cells on Earth. Quite odd too, because Lucy was the bastard child of her and ancient gorilla. Guess she liked his "aquisitions".
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Old 05-12-2005, 11:35 PM #9

You people are so mean. Respect your elders!
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Old 05-12-2005, 11:58 PM #10

*hugs UT*

Shame on you, boys, for being asses toward this sweet, beautiful, moderately-aged woman.

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Old 05-13-2005, 12:01 AM #11

You suck at this forum. Get the hell out, right now.
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