In honour of the new babbling stooges section I've thought up (yet another) game. In this one, you set out a situation and multiple possibilities/outcomes in multiple choice format. e.g.

What if you went downstairs on Christmas Eve only to see a large man in red with a snowy white beard? Would you...

a) Exclaim: "Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house???"
b) Assume those 10 gallons of Angerbrau you drank the night before havn't worn off yet and go back upstairs.
c) Go all Jet Li/Chow Yun Fat on his ass, no questions asked.
d) Ask him for his autograph.
e) Other

Then set out a new one for the next reply....

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c) Go all Jet Li/Chow Yun Fat on his ass, no questions asked.

if it's the real santa i would steal also all the presents.


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When you're walking down a streets and suddenly a kid shoots you with his water pistol would you

a) laugh about it and keep on walking
b) grab the pistol from the kid and break it
c) grab the kid and trow him in a dumpster
d) start crying because you got wet
e) other

I'd probably do a) but think about c) at the same time

You are innocently watching TV in an extremely comfy chair when your show ends and coming up next is a really crap programme. You try the remote but ts out of battery life. Do you:

a) Get up and change over on the set - the healthy option
b) Take out the batteries and rub them - somehow hoping this will "wake them up"
c) Reach for the nearest heavy implement and trow it at the TV set/your own head
d) Cover your ears and "Tune out" for 30 mins
e) Other

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C would be right up my alley.

You're sitting at your computer, bored out of your fucking mind. In the back of your mind, you know that you have a nice chunk of homework to complete before the end of the day. Suddenly, your eyes spot a box off to the side of your desk. Do you...

A) Continue to stare at the computer, mindlessly.
B) Investigate this box, which could hypothetically offer you hours of entertainment.
C) Do your homework.
D) Take a nap.
E) Have a conversation with yourself.
F) Other.

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Q) all of the above except for option "C" (lmao- why do you think I'm at MM in the first place? ;) )


You're in your room, thinking about that person you met at a party last night, debating whether or not it'd be too desperate looking if you called them today. Your roommate's mum, however, tends to call at least five times a day, and when you're roomie's not around, she continues to lecture you on everything questionable your roommate has taken the liberty to tell her about. Inevitably, the phone rings. Do you:

A) Answer it in hopes that it's that person from the night before, ready to listen to another 30-minute long lecture if needed
B) Answer in hopes that it's the person from the night before, but also prepared to finally cuss out that bitch if it ends up being your roommate's mum.
C) Ignore the phone and just call that person from the night before later.
D) Decide no one would call you anyway and go take a nap, ignoring the phone alltogether.
E) Scream at the phone and chuck the heaviest object you possibly can at it.

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Depends if I'm frustrated or not but probably B)

You wake up on an extremely hard bed in the middle an empty room. You can't remember how you got there. You try the (very sturdy looking) door but its locked. You look out the window and you realise you are quite high up - too far to jump. Do you: (or rather in which order would you...)

a) Attempt to kick the door down
b) Tie the sheet of the bed to something and attempt to abseil out the window
c) Throw the mattress out of the window to act as a crash mat, should you need one.
d) Yell for help
e) Sit in the corner and cry
f) Other

a) Attempt to kick the door down


If the world would be destroyed. and you where giving the change to go on the only rocket to a other planet, would you

a) of course i take it
b) you give it to you're best friend/ family member
c) screw it, i rather die
d) anyone trying to get on the rocket get's a can of ass whooping. IT'S MINE
e) other

b) - I'd give it to my woman(No, not Angelina)

You and your family is held hostage by a gunman, and he says he'll let the rest of you live as long as one dies - he gives you a gun with a single bullet and asks you to make a choice: The choice is this...

a) Kill your mother, the rest of you go free
b) Kill your father, the rest of you go free
c) kill yourself, you family goes free
d) try to kill the gunman with the single bullet
e) refuse to fire at anyone and the gunman kills all of you

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hummm difficult one but i would try my best at d) try to kill the gunman with the single bullet


When you are in a restaurant, and the soup you orderd is brought to you. and you notice a big fly is in it would you....

a) pick the fly out and eat the soup
b) call the ober and demand for a new soup
c) just eat the fly with the soup
d) demand from the ober that the cook come's and ram the fly in the cooks mouth
e) other

I'd probably do a). I'm such a wimp!

You are on your knees facing a wall. There are 2 people next to you. A loud shot is heard, and the person furthest from you keels over dead. You start to panic. Aother shot, and the man next to you is dead. You have only two seconds to decide. Do you:

a) Attempt to get up and run away
b) Get up and turn around, ready to rush the gunman, assuming that he's close enough to you....
c) Take it like man
d) Other

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b) Get up and turn around, ready to rush the gunman, assuming that he's close enough to you....


If you're in a bar and see a pretty girl/guy and she/he keeps looking at you. would you

a) keep starring back, see who wins
b) give the finger
c) walk over and ask if she/he whants a drink
d) go away and sit somewhere else
e) order a drink for her/him