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Matrix with Retards
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AgentSmith_fan
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10-26-2004, 04:13 PM
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This is based on the movie and on the lines that the people say in the movie. But the next person that is supposed say their lines is supposed to do something very retarded. So it is making fun of what the actor or actress does or what they say in the movie. Lol.
Here is an example of what I mean:
Agent Smith: We missed you...
Neo: *looks confused* Why do you miss me? I thought at first you told me that you hated me. And that is why you want to kill me. So why am I here?
Agent Smith: *smiles* Well Mr. Anderson...
Neo: My name is Neo... *said Neo while moving his head around to figure out were Smith was since he is blind*
Agent Smith: *walks up closer to him who still can't figure out where Smith is* Well Neo... *he sticks his hand into him* it's because I will win...
Neo: *gasping for air* And how will you do that?
Agent Smith: *turns Neo into him* Well my good sir I have already done that by making you me... *he says while smiling at the Neo that he turned into him*
Other Agent Smith: *smiles back* Me too...]
So come on guys and make some of your own jokes about Matrix Retards. And have some fun with the lines as well as the actions on what they people do in the movie.
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My Quote: "One, two, three, who should I kill. Everyone fucked up is running up the hill. One, two, three, what should I do. Get fucked up and I'm fucked up with you." -Rob Zombie
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10-26-2004, 11:32 PM
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Somehow, this thread feels familiar...
Ah heck, I'll think of something. Just let me get rid of my cold first.
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There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?'. When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.
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MacLeod
Cogito, Ergo, Sum.
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10-27-2004, 06:15 AM
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Yep it is...but familiar in a nostalgic way. I'd like to see what new ideas'll be popping up soon.
On another note...how's it going, sm4113r? Is it army year yet, or next year? Exams soon?
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AgentSmith_fan
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10-27-2004, 02:35 PM
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#4
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Okay I will be writing another one for today. I know it does sound familiar to me to. But when I looked at the other threads I couldn't find one like this one that I made. So I am not really sure.
Morph: *stands next to the door with Neo* I can only show you the door. You are the one that has to walk through it.
Neo: *nods his head and starts to walk into the door without opening it and is knocked uncouncious*
Morph: *shakes head angerily* NO! Stupid pathetic choosen one he is supposed to open the door first then go through it.
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My Quote: "One, two, three, who should I kill. Everyone fucked up is running up the hill. One, two, three, what should I do. Get fucked up and I'm fucked up with you." -Rob Zombie
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Mr. Hacker Dude
Your own personal Jesus
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10-27-2004, 05:28 PM
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#5
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spoonboy: There is no spoon.
Neo: Soooo.... what's that?
spoonboy: A spoon.
Neo: You just said there is no spoon.
spoonboy: Yes, it is only in your mind.
Neo: In my mind? Gah! Get it out, get it out! *claws at head*
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I only drink the blood of my enemies!
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AgentSmith_fan
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10-28-2004, 08:08 PM
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Good one Mr. Hacker. I was laughing over this one from last night. You really do better at this then me. I bet your a master at this.;)
Morph: You are the one.
Neo: One? What one? Do you mean the one choosen for ranking number one in video games?
Morph: NO! In helping the humans win the war.
Neo: What war are you talking about? And what does the one got to do with this?
Morph: Neo just listen to what I have to tell you.
Neo: Alright! I'm listening.
Morph: Good. Now what am I talking to you about?
Neo: I don't know.
Morph: And why don't you know?
Neo: Excuse me sir? Do you know what I am doing here?
Morph: Yes Neo... You are here because you are the one...
Neo: One... what one...
Morph: Never mind. I will explain this to you in the car.
Neo: OH okay. Wait get your hands off of me your bastard I am going to tell my mommy on you since you are sexually harassing me.
Morph: Neo... We are trying to help you!!!
Neo: Well yeah... If you are trying to help me and not harass me... then how come your hand is on my ass!!!
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My Quote: "One, two, three, who should I kill. Everyone fucked up is running up the hill. One, two, three, what should I do. Get fucked up and I'm fucked up with you." -Rob Zombie
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Mr. Hacker Dude
Your own personal Jesus
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10-29-2004, 12:01 AM
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#7
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Agent 1: It's him!
Agent 2: The anomoly.
Agent 1: Do we procede?
Agent 2: yes
Agent 1: After all he is
*scilence* Everyone looks at Agent 3
Agent 3: What?
Agent 1: Dude, you
Agent 2: So missed your que.
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I only drink the blood of my enemies!
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AgentSmith_fan
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10-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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#8
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Another job well done Mr. Hacker. I just don't know how you do it man. But you are good.;)
Agent Smith: Cookies need love to...
Oracle: stares blankly at him
Agent Smith: *Throws the plates of cookies at the wall* Ahh I beat that you weren't expecting me to do that either huh did you? Or perhaps you knew exactly what I was going to do so you left the plate right there. Hm...
Oracle: Still stares blankly at him
Agent Smith: Um... Oracle... you didn't say your line...
Oracle: Huh? I didn't know we were filming... Because right now I am watching the cubs...
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My Quote: "One, two, three, who should I kill. Everyone fucked up is running up the hill. One, two, three, what should I do. Get fucked up and I'm fucked up with you." -Rob Zombie
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neoizcool
May God be with you all.
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: In a place where the sun shines all day.....
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11-04-2004, 12:04 AM
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You guys are hilarious, and this thread deserves to continue living, so I'm gonna try to help it out with my pathetic excuses for jokes.
In underground Merovingian parking lot in Revolutions:
"You gotta be kidding me."
"Holy sh*t, it's wingless."
"I get it, you must be ready to die."
"Actually, no, I need to speak with him."
"Who?"
"Him."
"Who him?"
"The guy."
"What guy?"
"Your boss."
"Who's my boss?"
"The guy."
"What guy?"
"The guy who's your boss."
Free Your Minds.
-neoizcool
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Mr. Hacker Dude
Your own personal Jesus
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11-04-2004, 12:36 AM
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#10
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*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. It's a gift.
Neo walks through the detector.
Guard: Please remove any metallic items you might be carrying. Watches, keys, loose change...
*i have 2 versions*
Neo reveals guns in his coat. Guard looks at them and shrugs.
Guard: Alright, now just place those in the bin and pass them though the detector. Have a nice day sir!
Neo gives him a look that says WTF?
*2nd version*
Neo opens his coat and reveals zillions of keys and coins.
Guard: Holy shit!
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