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NMN: A Day In The Life
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 10:39 PM
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Ok, this is one of my typical work days. I will add captions to each. There are a lot of pictures, so bear with me, please. You are free to comment. All times are PDT, which is Pacific Daylight Time, or -7 GMT. I think. You can do the math for all the people in different time zones. Captions will be above the picture, so it will be clearer for people to understand. Ok, let the fun begin!
Here's me at about  30am
Me putting on my shirt, it's rather difficult by my expression
Buttoning my shirt
Putting on my shoes
Cheerios, the breakfast of Under Champions
My ride. It's ghey, I know, but it works. 9:00am
My way to work. This is a street. I'm making a left turn.
A park near my house. It's rather large. I like it. Excuse the dirtyness of my window.
Carl's Jr. is a fast food restaurant. I pass it on my way to work. I look at it everyday. Pretty good Bacon Swiss.
And my dashboard. It is pretty boring as well.
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 10:47 PM
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More More More
A tow truck getting in my way. I'll kill them.
The actual reason why the truck was in my way. Bloody road construction.
Me in my car at a red light. Don't worry, I'm not moving. I'm not a bad driver. Just 5 accidents. Jeez. Not really actually.
My work. I arrived about 9:15am.
My truck's front end, parked in the lot.
We Sell Boxes. Store opens at 9:30am.
More boxes. An electric sign.
The ever important boxes. Nice.
Me on the phone. Important stuff. Yea, right.
What I do when I first get to work. This place.
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DPD
I laugh at my own jokes.
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06-22-2004, 10:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by NMN
We Sell Boxes.
More boxes. An electric sign.
The ever important boxes. Nice.
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LMFAO...good work, NMN. Hey man, don't let anyone diss your truck, it's fucking savage. I have the SAME EXACT ONE...but in red...and yours is cleaner, and not all fucked up like mine.
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If you're standing around in a bookstore with your thumb up your ass, wondering why someone would have a picture of a man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the fuck out of the store. On the other hand, maybe you're a woman and you're reading this wondering "Is this book just for men?" I would say that it is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn sites on the Internet are only for women. -Maddox
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 10:53 PM
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More more more
Me pointing at MM.
Our California flag at half staff for Reagan.
I am talking to my manager. Time is about 10:30ish am.
Me typing.
The front doors.
The form for checking units and locks. My friend has the other initials.
Our candy jar. Lame candy.
Now I am at MH. Around 11am.
My story!!
I decided to write part eight then, around 11:30am.
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 10:59 PM
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Continued...
Me typing my story. Loads of fun.
On my lunch. 1:00 pm. Bloody channels don't work. Did the no remote for dramatic effect.
The Cosby Show!!!
My lunch. A nice sandwich. Mmm... good.
Gonna eat now. I am extremely happy, as you can see.
After lunch, we got a new tenant, an easy sale, and i have to create a file for all of the paperwork. Meh.
Me putting the folder in the files. Looking rather weird, I might add.
Talking to UT on MSN... well Windows messenger, y'know the crappy MSN.
I was getting bored, so I turned on the radio. About 2:00pm.
Then I started to talk to TINM on AIM.
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DPD
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06-22-2004, 10:59 PM
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Your candy isn't lame...Tootsie Rolls pwn
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If you're standing around in a bookstore with your thumb up your ass, wondering why someone would have a picture of a man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the fuck out of the store. On the other hand, maybe you're a woman and you're reading this wondering "Is this book just for men?" I would say that it is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn sites on the Internet are only for women. -Maddox
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-22-2004, 10:59 PM
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So... I gather you sell a lot of boxes there honey ;)
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 11:11 PM
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Just a few more...
Side walk right outside. Needed something to drink. About 3:00pm.
It's a good thing there is a 7-Eleven down the street.
Ah, a refreshing slurpee.
Nothing to do, so I'm just maxin', relaxin', ain't to taxin'. ABout 4:00pm
Nothing happened between 4 and 5:50pm, so me drawing the blinds, hiding behind the tree.
One more set.
At 6:00pm, I get to head home. Just one of the many halls and units.
The road on the way home. Just out of the office.
Me driving again.
99 Cent Store. w00t w00t. Nothing over a buck there. The best store for candy. THE best.
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NMN
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06-22-2004, 11:16 PM
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One last post...
I hate red lights. One of the many I get stopped at on my way home. I wish I had a helicopter.
Jack In The Box. Anotehr fast food. Pretty good, but not the best. Another one on my work route.
Finally, I reach my humble abode. That's around 6:20pm.
Now after dinner, I sit here, and this is where the magic starts.
My b0x0r. And printer.
Time to take my shoes off, and relax. Done for the day.
And finally, my leaving picture, as my day is over, and I have nothing else to show.
Hope you had fun, as I sure didn't. This was a lot of work. I don't suggest doing it. Well, that was my day. Later.
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UT
Time for a custom title
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06-22-2004, 11:19 PM
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Ahh the truth comes out now. That was teh reason for that lag time I was experiencing my end wasn't it. Huh huh huh?!?!? ;)
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NMN
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