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Osirus Mission
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05-04-2004, 12:22 PM
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Well Me and psycikpsycho have come up with 2 missions.
1 will be our main mission, the other a support mission
our main mission will be the destruction of one big EVIL. (can't believe i can say this without puking) clowns.
We the (crazy) crew of the osirus will fight against the evil organisation of clowns that is lead by the most evil clown of them all. Ronald Mcdonald.
We will do everything to destroy this evil, and who ever get's in our way will be destroyed also
our other mission, our support mission. will be to help UltimateTrinity in her mission. if she whants our help
so as soon as smith1 has a 100 post and will be able to join our crew. then we are good to go on our mission.
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So get ready soldiers, let's lock and load. i whant the ship ready as soon as smith1 has joined the crew.
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05-04-2004, 01:22 PM
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Here the First piece's of evidence that ronald mcdonald is evil
evidence 1: he force's young woman to do this
evidence 2: he watches dirty magazine's
evidence 3: he does mean tricks to catch the meat
so beware of him
NMN EDIT: Come on Freddy, you are a mod, and you should know better. Shame. Those pics were not appropriate for these boards. They weren't in the art section and therefore not appropriate. People get offended easily. Be more careful next time.
Last edited by NMN : 05-04-2004 at 05:19 PM.
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ThereIsNoMatrix
They call me "Crohns"
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05-04-2004, 04:54 PM
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That evil, sidistic bastard. After researching the leads, I've found 2 other targets: Bozo the Clown and Krusty the Klown. Here is a list, containing short descriptions of our three main targets:
Ronald McDonald: The atrocities of this man can be seen in the evidence photos posted above. He is the ringleader of the Underground Society for Clowns and Lepers, a joint organization consisting of all the prominent clowns throughout the world. As the name implies, it's also a ward for lepers... Ronald has a posse which follows him everywhere, and they are extremely dangerous. They include:
Grimace: This fat purple creature is sometimes mistaken for a
grape or a plum... He uses his weight to his advantage, so be
careful not to be under him when he falls.
Hamburgler: Possibly the most dangerous of the bunch, he is
an ex-convict from the Milwaukee State Penitentiary. He sat
beside Jeffrey Dahmer and other such famous criminals, and
has learned much from them. Over the years he has created a
special sauce out of the "special sauce" used on Big Macs,
which can cause you to go blind if sprayed with it.
Birdey: Her name should be "Vulture," as she feeds on dead
children, rotting in McDonald's PlayLand jungle gyms after
closing hours. Don't let her cheery personality on TV fool you.
The McNugget Buddies: These oversized Chicken McNuggets
can be lethal. They are extremely hot, and will burn a hole
right through you should you come in contact with them.
For further support for our cause against Ronald McDonald, condsider this: When McDonald's started marketing Fillet-O-Fish' in Hungary, they sold them under the name "McHan." (Han is Hungarian for fish). This may seem innocent, but it was really a not-so-subliminal message. McHan is pronounced exactly like Mechen (I think that's how it's spelled...), which is Hungarian for "Death."
Bozo: Star of a children's show which became very popular in that "mistake of a decade" otherwise known as "The 80's (and early 90's)." He's a biter, so beware!
Krusty: This captivating character from the Simpsons can be tricky. He's obviously not the brightest tool in the shed, as he can't even spell 'Clown' correctly, but do not let this weakness fool you. He is extremely dangerous - not just to us, but to society. He has a pacemaker, which we can hopefully take advantage of. It should also be quite easy to spot him in public, as that isn't white makeup on his face, and those over-sized shoes actually fit him.
(I have too much time on my hands....)
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AlmightyOne
are those real?
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05-04-2004, 10:23 PM
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hey should we go after the one and only evilest of evil clowns "it" i mean hey a clown is a clown right osirus crew.
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PP
..single-serving friend..
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05-05-2004, 02:28 AM
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All right, boys (mwahahahaaa...you're MY boys now ;) )
Buckle your boots, comb your hair, and brush your teeth because we're going out into public. FK, UT, and I have discussed it, and we will be embarking on our first mission. Freddy knows all the details and he'll be doing the briefing for them. What I can tell you now is that we will be assisting the crew of the Caduceus on their mission. Helios, please start getting the Osiris charged and prepped for flight, because we're taking this bad boy out
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05-05-2004, 04:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AlmightyOne
hey should we go after the one and only evilest of evil clowns "it" i mean hey a clown is a clown right osirus crew.
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we will fight against all the clowns. there evil and need to be destroyed.
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hey!
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05-06-2004, 11:37 AM
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Hey! "It" is not evil, he can't help being a clown! I mean, wouldn't you go insane if you had teeth like that?
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From whence we came, so shall we end. The will to become all-powerful destroyed the ability to become all-knowing.
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05-07-2004, 04:12 AM
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Well the Osirus crew will help them with thee teeth problem.
We will punch all there teeth out.
hahahahaha
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05-07-2004, 03:00 PM
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On behalf of Caduceus, I wanted to say thank you. For the help u guys r going to give us
N as u all know, this mission is very important...Thanks again.
Now lets await for UT n FK return, to get our asses on the road.
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Omega Ascendant
Registered User
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05-13-2004, 11:48 PM
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LOL..lmao!!! XD
u hate macdonalds, dont u? i hate it...always got a big sore throat after consuming those junk shitz...lol...
DESTROY THE CLOWNS!!!
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zack matrix
discarded existance
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09-04-2004, 11:56 PM
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walks in looking around then bows in respect as he bows he says to all...
zm:forgive my lateness
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death may happen to humans,but never to demons,nor vampires for they feel nothing, and see all that is of the blackness of the night... they feel you as their prey
to come a long way to here and from there a cyborg must try to become a ledgend but not this one!
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Swampy
My Jungle Love, o-e-o-e-o
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