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02-15-2006, 11:37 PM
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Why is the media and the American public makin' such a big deal about Vice President Dick Cheney accidently shootin' his buddy while they were out hunting? I jus' don't get it. So what if he didn't go and tell the nation immediately after the accident, "Hi America, I'm Vice President Dick Cheney and I jus' accidently shot my buddy... Now if you all will excuse me, I have to get back out there. I left him laying in a pool of his own blood." Is that what everyone expected?
Now granted, something wasn't exactly right with his hunting license, but...
I mean, Whats the big deal? I jus' don't get it. Maybe there is something I'm missing here. Accidents happen.
Discuss.
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Get to the fucking monkey
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02-16-2006, 02:07 AM
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Something wasn't exactly right with his license? He didn't have one, he shouldn't have been out there in the first place.
I reckon Cheney's's the best thing that's happened in American comedians, how often do you get someone who practically gives them material.
Oh I thought this one was good...Dick Cheney's Hunting Chart.
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02-16-2006, 09:15 AM
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LOL That was funny. Jay Leno had a few of my favorite ones.
"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." --Jay Leno
"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?!'" --Jay Leno
"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!" --Jay Leno
LOL
But still, why are they makin' such a big deal about him not addressin' it sooner to the media and American public?
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