While this may be some what of a fan fic, its all about the RPG section so its going here.


The Book of Clan Redundancy Clan Book

1:1 The Miraculous Conception

And yea the sky parted and a fiery light shown down upon the earth. A great voice did speak from the heavens unto DonDaddy and it did say, “You cracka ass cracka! Make a clan of warriors in my honor and vanquish the weak from my land! Bitch.” And lo DD did ignore this command and continue his consumption of yummy brown liquids and mass fraging of many lamers. And yea the voice did come again and it did speak onto DD for a second time and did say, “No seriously, use the Olympian reaches of your boundless wisdom to gather the strongest of your people less the power of the Sideburns rise and dominate the land.” And thus, with a great hatred for the wicked Sideburns, DD did rise and begin to gather his forces of evil. Soon the great fighters of the four corners, TINM, DPD and SB had come together with DD. And now a great challenge did face the warriors as it was set upon them to name their great clan. And lo many names were suggested and much discussion was had and it was said that this was bad. But yea the great and mostly knowing TINM did put forth the name Clan Redundancy Clan and there was much rejoicing.

1:2 The Days of Blood

And yea other clans and warriors, though lacking in all skill and talent, did come forth to face CRC. And this was said to be good. Many battles were fought and the members of CRC gained much strength and fame. And lo many ran in fear from the great power of the CRC, crying like little girls. And there was much laughing. The streets did flow with much blood and entrails and brains and snot and little fleshy bits that might have had some blood or entrails or brains or snot on them. And the warriors of CRC did dominate the battles and fights and wars and get mad ownage over all others. The power of Sideburns was beateth down and shown to be clowny in nature. And thus the CRC stood on the mountains and looked over the landscape of devastation awaiting new challengers. It was said that this was boring. But then the monsters did come, and lo they did challenge the great power of CRC and thus new battles were had. But this was said to be only ok as the monsters did perish with ease and not match the excitement of killing humans. Thus the CRC sis continue to wait.

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Very exciting, and mighty one-sided. Jolly good. I think I'll have to come up with something for our clan.

People, feel free to join along and create a clan, and make your book!

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ROTFFLMMFAO, Woofuckinhoo!!! That is hilarious. I would kiss you now if you were in front of me DD. That rocked. I may have to add a bit later if we are all going to participate in this. Good damn times.

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And yea, DD did sayeth to the fair lady Splinter -

"Sideburns' woman! Get in here so I can rearrange yo crack ass, bitch."

To which Splinter did reply -

"No, I like the shape my ass is in now, thanks."

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CRC 3

7 And Lo, DD battled many and slew all comers. His wrath was mighty, and his laughter resounded back and forth across the forums.
8 The excellent ones battled beneath themselves, determined to ascend to the Heady heights of DD's greatness, much blood was spilt, and a great many bots were slain.
9 Untill one day, a select group of the finest fighters MM had ever seen went out to hunt the DD, to strip him of his crown as king of the RPG.
10 They hunted, but their quarry could not be found, and much wailing and gnashing of teeth was heard, for though he had appeared great, DD was indeed a common Chickensh1t, and had fled before he was to be slain.

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And that, my dear friends, is why Swamps is so damn cool.

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