Here's one...

We were in class the teacher was just finishing his speech on clay and what to make with it. (a puppet) and the girl asked.
"What do we have to do?"
The teach asked in return
"Are you blonde?"

First was dumb. But the second needed no reply. She was blonde. Naturally. And it was a well known fact that she was dumb.
Her answer was.
"Yes, Why?"

(I could go on like this for an hour with just HER dumb questions. but I'll spare you)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Dumbest joke EVER!

My answer to that and what most normal chicks cross the road for is because there was a hot looking cock on the other side. lol Couldn't resist Squint.

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Hmmm another question you should never ask before having sex with a girl.

Do you squirt?

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LMFAO, No baby boy. I would not ask that one. I am however female so it should be a given that you do. You are talking about a female though so all bets are off.

Paper or plastic? If anyone answers with anything other than rubber, I weep for the younger generation and must teach a sex ed. class at once. It would explain the outbreak of teen pregnancies in America though. Use a condom you idiots. They are not just to put water in and throw off the balcony of a hotel.

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LOL Never heard that punchline before. Makes the joke WAAAAAAAAAY funnier now.

Okay, I gotta another one, any question that begins with "What? Do I look like a..."

that answer to that is usually 'yeah' no matter what the last words are

Unfortunately, most "sex ed" here in the US is anything but that...it's usually just some random speaker/teacher ranting on about abstinence until marriage without giving out any useful information about contraceptives and actually being responsible about having sex.

Quite honestly, the first time I ever saw a condom was at Ozzfest 2004 as people were using the "free samples" from the Trojan Man booth as baloons, and I'm 19 years old. Of course, I've never been in a relationship and there's this running joke my friends started a few years back about how I'm not a female, but rather an asexual being of some sorts.


As for questions that should never be asked, there are a few that really get under my skin.

- "Would you like a children's menu, or an adult menu?"
I'm only 4'9" tall, and it really pisses me off when someone mistakes me for a kid when I'll be 20 in the summer.

- "Are you twins?"
I get this a lot when I'm somewhere with my younger sister, depsite her being 4 years younger, 3 inches taller, having much darker hair, different eye color, different bone structure...and I could go on and on with this.

- "Are you ever going to get laid?"


- Any question directly about my height or age in general.

Do I look stupid to you?

Just don't ask it man,the answer's obvious just from the question.

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why?

Oh Oh, I know pick me. Uhhhh, Nevermind I don't know.

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