JD took out his handy dandy pistol and shot a hole straight through the bottom of the beam. Trinity went flying down with the beam and landed hard on her bum.
""You allright?" asked JD
"Yeah but the landing could have been a little nicer!"
"Hey guys, what's taking you so long." Came a voice from above. They looked up to see Neo floating in the air.
All trinity had to do was look at the blown up gas staition and the dead Smiths for Neo to realise.
"Oh, well Niobe and Morphous are waiting in Chinatown so come on!"

Trinity looked around for the nearest vehicle. "You've gotta be kidding me," JD muttered. "We don't have time to find anything stylish. Get in," Trinity commanded. Neo shook his head and said, "I'll meet you in Chinatown. Seraph's Tea House." The sky seemed to part as Neo took off.

The ice cream truck played its happy tune as Trinity drove it through the city. JD shrunk down in his seat, embarrassed by the fact that they were the saviors of mankind and all they could find to drive was this crappy ice cream truck. "Get over it, JD, we can't always ride on Ducati motorcycles or luxury SUV's. Besides this is a low key vehicle," Trinity replied. JD looked out the window and saw kids in the car next to them bouncing madly, obviously wanting ice cream. The car sped ahead and stopped, causing Trinity to stop the ice cream truck. The kids jumped out and ran around to the side of the truck. "ICE CREAM!!" the two kids shouted. "JD, go serve them some ice cream. We have to be inconspicuous," Trinity whispered. JD looked at her, dressed in tight black latex, and then looked at himself, dressed all in black, wearing a 3/4 length trenchcoat. "Yeah...right..." he muttered.

"What can I get for you two?" he finally said as he leaned out the side window. The two kids whispered to each other, "He's weird looking." "Yeah, What kind of ice cream man dresses like THAT?" Suddenly, the two kids began to convulse and change, and were replaced by two pint sized agents...

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"Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JD was too shoked to move. As the agents pulled their guns out of their coats their was a loud noise in the ice cream truck, JD looked where Trinity should have been, but instead only saw a huge hole in the roof.
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trinity came flying down from the air and gave both the agents a great big kick, pushing them deep into the ground."Let's go kid!"Yelled Trinity, but as she turned she saw the ice cream truck floating in mid air and Neo was carrying it.
"This is the last time I ever let you go somewhere alone!"
Trinity hopped in and they flew to Seraph's teahouse.

What seemed to be gum from Trinitys view
Trinity: And how in the hell is that meant to help me JD?
JD stuffed it in his mouth and chewed...fast
JD: It helps calm me down...now looks to me like you gotta jump...dont worry...I'll catch you
Trinity looked at him and then shouted
Trinity: Fine...but look if you drop me thats it boy
As Trinity jumped JD looked around him
JD: Look where Trinity
Trinity: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She crashes straight into JD and they both fall to the floor
trinity: JD.....ur an Idiot...now come...we have to get out of here
She grabs JD from the floor and starts to pull him in the direction they should be heading

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I didn't understand how the last post fit in...anyway...

Neo dropped Trinity and JD off in Chinatown. They saw a Chinese man selling real Rolexes (they weren't fakes, they were real), so they bought some.
"Um...why do we need these?" asked JD.
"So we can synchronize our times," Neo said.
"Oh...well, where is the Merv's tower?"
Trinity pointed. A cylindrical building, decorated in a boring black-gray, rose higher than anything they could see.
"Hmm. Well."
"How are we going to get by the Smiths?" Trinith asked.
JD spotted a salesman. "I have an idea..."
Soon, all three were wearing Chinese masks, and walking down the street.
"This is stupid," Trinity groaned.
"I can't see anything," Neo said.
"Switch to that Matrix code thing," said JD.
"Ah! Much better."
"These masks were the only thing that worked.
Neo stopped. Trinity and JD crashed into him.
"What'd you do that for?!" demanded Trinity.
"There's Seraph's Tea House," said Neo.
They walked inside. A few people were drinking tea in the front room. But in the glass hallway, they met...
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They met Seraph.
"Pleased to meet you," he said to Niobe. Turning to JD, he greeted, "You must be JD. The Oracle has said great things to me about you."
"The Oracle?" JD's spirits rose.
"Yes."
"What did she say?"
Seraph shook his head in a "no" gesture. "It's not for me to say. You must go to her to find the information you seek."
"Uh...problem: Her apartment was set on fire by the Smiths."
"So? That does not mean she is dead." He glanced around, making sure that nobody having tea or some other Oriental delicacy was watching. "Follow me."
Seraph led them to...
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Led them to a small empty room where the oracle stood.
"Hello, you must be JD", she then looked at everyone else and nodded hello, "as you allready know, Ghost needs to be rescued from the marrowingy, and someone needs to get some imformation, because for some reason, the smiths are working for him. She looked around and steadied her eyes on JD. "You are the only one who can save Ghost", She told him,"everyone will need to help though, and Neo is the only one that can get the imformation out of the Merrowingy, the smiths are looking for me because the merrowingy told them too, he must be stopped." Before any of them could say anything, Seraph pushed them all out of the room as they made their way out of the building.
"That was odd" said Morpheous.
"Sorry, but she is really stressed having to move away from the smiths and all. You are going to need some help, I will go with you"
They made their way to the merrowingys building.

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They all went to the Merovingian's building. They met one of the guards.
"Do you have any bottle caps?" he asked.
"You will let us pass," Neo said, moving his hand.
"Do you have any bottle caps?"
"You will let us pass."
"Wrong franchise, Neo," Trinity said. "Let us through!"
"I'm sorry, I won't unless you give me bottle caps."
"Will this do?" asked JD, holding out a Pepsi bottle cap.
"Pepsi!" said the guard. "Thank you very much!"
The group passed. They came to a vacant taxi with a boy sitting in the front, which they boarded. Upon closer inspection, it was a Johnny Cab, like the one in Total Recall, and the boy was a mannequin.
"Hello!" said the cab, stupidly. "I'm a Johnny Cab owned by the Merovingian. Where do you want me to go?"
"Take us to the Merovingian," said Morpheus.
"Okay!"
The cab rolled along. Soon, there was a beep, and everyone knew something was wrong. The cab started to go towards some guards and a nice ledge.
Everyone fought to escape. Neo took Morpheus and Trinity out through the back window; Morpheus and Niobe ran out the door. JD shot the stupid mannequin, lit the Johnny Cab up with a butane lighter that he just happened to have on hand, and ran out the window. It gave a "HA!" that reminded him of Stephen King's It, which he had never fully read, and it exploded.
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"Bravo, Bravo!!!"The Marowingy said clapping his hands.
Neo pointed a gun at his head."If you ever want to see your freind, Ghost again, you'll drop your gun."said the merowingy, Neo dropped the gun but then kicked the merowingy into the wall."Kill them!" The merowingy ordered, 100000000 guards charged at them.

100,000,000 guards came at them.
Niobe said, "Morpheus, there's just one thing I want to know, before I (possibly) die here."
"Yes?" Morpheus asked.
"How was it that you were able to have Neo get you out of that Johnny Cab, but then manage to run out the door?"
99,999,900 guards collided, fused, and fell through a space-time warp and became a black hole several light-years out from Sirius B.
The remaining 1000 charged.
The fight began, when suddenly, in came the Ice Cream Truck!
"Hey, guys, how about some ice cream?" a familiar voice asked. "I've got cookie dough!"
The Oracle leaned out the side area. Sati was there, waving a Nestlé Drumstick.
"Who's driving this thing?" asked JD.
They looked into the driver's window and saw the Architect, wearing a nonplussed expression on his face.
Then...

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-Snoopy

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