Please little lady, I really feel glad
That you rhyme like Missy Elliot, an thats really bad
Your skills are in the bedroom or the kitchen of my house
But they arent in spitting rhymes from your keyboard and your mouse.

Did you learn all this from Psycho, or Erider maybe
Or maybe one of the MDK fags, NMN or DD?
Now you need to listen, You really need to know
These rhymes are weak, but your ass is cute and heres how it should go

When you started rhyming
At first I was impressed
Then I actually read your shit
Come on, you think I'd leave that unaddressed?
Help is on the way now kid, a lesson will be best

Now I'm gonna keep this simple
In case you don't understand
No need to feel embarrassed
Just stick up your hand
And I'll give an answer, that how the lessons planned

The dissing of my manhood
Unbelievably badly done
Reality is other wise
Thats according to your Mum
Lets try to be original
Eat shit you aussie scum
Shove your rhymes up your asshole slag, Thats it I think I'm done

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Damn Right I spit like Missy, she tha bomb
She be better than the rhymes you try and con
Skilled in the kitchen? I’m better in the boudoir
But if you wanted to afford me you’d have to sell your car

I don’t take lessons from any bitches, man
I rhyme off my head, you rhyme in the can
Which is funny, that’s why your raps are shit
You’re starting to fade, but I’m down with it

The manhood issue I can’t leave alone
You think a Tic Tac makes the ladies moan?
Mum told me about your midnight encounter
She faked with you, finished herself off after

I’m a high class female, you can’t bring me down
You nothing but a stoner, I’m a lady on the town
Stay bent over Swamps, it’s a comfortable position
Outrhyming your ass is my life’s ambition!

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i just realise i've been insulted several times here.....hmmm....i'll have to respond....i will return!

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All this smoke...all my tears...
Haven't eaten for ten million years...
I now have to face my fears...
Can't buy this part at the corner Sears...

They're at Defcon 1, I don't understand
Why they want no U.S.A.-land
I don't want a reprimand
Why should I listen to your demand?

"By your command," the Cylon says
Wearing his stupid lasered fez
He's machine, he has no nez
He was once a can of Pez

I think that I've had enough
My computer's all filled with stuff
I wonder if I'll call that bluff
I'm a diamond in the rough.

-Snoopy

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Juggernaut: "ohhhhh muthafuckin yeah...it's time baby...i like, i like ya fuckin raincoat bitch!"

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i'm new here and this is my first post, so check it out, it's like this.

I have no idea who i should aim for,
I've read a lot of rhymes and it's rubbish ga-lore.
Listen, i can take any shit you say to me,
but don't hurt yourself, jump around like Bruce lee.

all the rhymes that i've read are all quite shit (just kidding),
i thought that one of you could actually spit.
but no, all i feel right now is disappointment,
go to the doctors you'll miss ya appointment.

i thought that this forum was meant to be matrix,
i've seen better forums that talk about dominatrix.
how come the matrix threads are halfway down the page,
if neo saw this, he'd be all in a rage.

i came here from the matrix community,
right now they're backing me, i got all immunity.
come on now people, try and win my heart,
you haven't impressed me much, but let's make a start.

You say my rhymes are weak, but what about yours,
it sounds like shit that you picked off the floor.
so i'm right here on a laptop doin freestyle,
catch i'll ya later yall, that's it now peace out.

alright nine two
it's time to punish you
you actin' like a fool
you little newbie tool

Anom is here
been here for years
given you the scoop
your lines are total poop

when you read my words
you can feel my rhyme
smoke punks like you
smoke' em everytime

I read your words
mismatched and ailin'
snappy and witty?
you're big time failin'

I preach to you
no digressin
grab your pen and pad
take a lesson

think what you feel
feel what you think
then your lines
and your rhymes

will be on the brink
of
excellence
no pre-tense
concise
make sense
sublime
intense

take it from Anom
his poems
and his songs
a trick like you won't last long

again
take it from me
the P.O.E.
ya better use your mind
if you gonna stay with me.......

Peace!

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Yo yo check it, check it

Agent_Drake is my name
Getting banned is my game
You think my rhymes are lame?
Y'all deserve a flame

Been here for 4 years
But can't log in
Breakin' the rules
Like I bust ya noggins

Useless posts and typos
Was the way that I rolled
Sometimes green Italic
Sometimes bustin' out the BOLD!

So now I'm back fools
For one final post
Agent_Drake's a god
The best thing since French Toast!

Thanks...
Drake

Do you really think we care anymore? Snore...

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Suck my pen-15, you vuhjeen.

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