Ninjas ALL THE WAY!

By the time the pirate gets his act together, the ninja has killed him, his shipmates, his family, the dog, and his last victim of pillaging.

Though on 'Speak like a Pirate Day' (Yes, such as glorious event does exist), i did go round my school shouting "RAPE AND PILLAGE!". Perhaps not the cleverest thing to do, but two guys shouting it, doesnt really get stopped.

Unfortunately there can be 'Speak like a Ninja Day' because i think as was mentioned before, Ninjas are psychic. They still rock tho!

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This is a good question. Modern day pirates have had dealings with ninja's. They sometimes work together, and sometimes they don't. It doesn't matter who wins, it's who loses. I say Ninja's win, because they are few and far between with a lot of honor, as where pirates are many, and famous. Ninja's live a life of constant danger, where as pirates get more famous. I know Johny Depp may look good as a pirate, but Bruce Lee would have made a good Ninja. Im studying the ways of the Ninja, and have fallen head over heels for this girl, who likes pirates. So Im still saying Ninja's. Hope you all understood this little piece by me. Argue, debate, I don't care. Have fun doing it.

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I think there is no "Talk like a Ninja Day", because I don't think I've ever heard a Ninja talk. Hmmmm, something to ponder.

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In the time it takes you to ponder that, the ninja has killed you and everyone in a 2 mile radius that has any connection to you. Sorry!

Ninjas communicate by telepathy and by looking shifty. They cant look straight ahead except for when they kill you.

Titan

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