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DPD
I laugh at my own jokes.
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03-21-2006, 09:54 PM
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E) Other - plzcrymore, imo...but seriously. Here's what I do. Whip out my sick ass new James Bond lookin phone, play the "Juggernaut Bitch" video for them, or some pr0n (on my phone, yeah I know that's fuckin dope). While they're focused on the video, I disembowel them all with sporks, then use a spork to eat the little girl, and stick the gun down my pants. I make no apologies, they all had it coming.
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Snoopy
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06-24-2006, 04:04 PM
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You've been told that unless you kill yourself, six thousand people will die a painful, horrible death. You have been given a phone, a gun and a beaker of acid, and are locked in a metal room. You have two hours to commence the killing procedures, should you wish to. Do you
a) kill yourself with the gun
b) kill yourself with the acid
c) kill yourself by strangling yourself
d) same as a), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
e) same as b), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
f) same as c), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
g) try to break out with the acid and use the gun to kill your captors
h) do nothing and let the six thousand die
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suicide blond
Bitch McTits
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06-26-2006, 08:43 AM
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I'm going for g here Snoop. My life means something to me and I am not a nice person all the time but 6,000 lives hanging over my head may make even me feel a tad bit guilty so I would at least try to save their worthless asses.
As far as the giving up for the greater good crap...it may have crossed my mind but as I said...my life means something to me too. It would all depend upon if I had a fighting chance of achieving g option or if I was going to die anyway and a painful death at that. Option A would look good in that case. lol
I just think you have been watching Saw 1 & 2 a bit too much. lol
You are trapped in a burning building on the 2nd floor. You hear screaming from a child on the 3rd floor but you have a chance to get out and save yourself before the fire rushes through all 3 floors. What do you do?
a) Save yourself while yelling to the kid to come down the stairs to you
b) Take a chance on you both frying and try and go up to save the kid
c) Go for help and let the firemen try and save the kid
d) Get the fuck out of dodge and say nothing about the kid
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AlmightyOne
are those real?
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07-06-2006, 03:11 PM
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C) go for help and let the firemen save the kid.
Only because I wouldn't want to take a chance of saving the kid and dying anyway. If I called for the kid I might be jeperdising his life and he could die on the way. If I got out safely I could let the professionals do it and what ever happens would be put on them.
Your best friend and you take a private jet to the caribbean but the flight doesn't go as planned. You run outta gas and the plane goes down; you are the only survivor and you can't find any of the crew. However your friend is laying next to the wreckage dead and your stranded in the middle of nowhere. Its now been days since you've eat'n and you need to other wise your gonna die. What do you do?
A) keep starving yourself and hope help arrives before you die
B) keep starving yourself and die a slow death
C) try to survive by eating the small insects around
D) eat your dead friend and wait until help arrives
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