Drunks: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
*TINM has fallen to the floor - His liver is working in overtime. He gets up as Councilor Hamman steps in.*
Councilor Hamman: Ladies, Gentlemen, I’m afraid the party will have to disperse… The noise is echoing through the entire city, and many people are unable to sleep - people who have important missions to attend to tomorrow.
*TINM turns to the girl he picked up… She looks something like this:
TINM gets an idear.*
TINM *In a drunken slur*: Wanna go back to my place, hun?
*The girl agrees and they head back to TINM’s apartment. In the apartment, they begin to do something they both enjoy doing very, very much. TINM likes to do it hard, moving up and down vigorously. However, the girl appears to take a gentler approach - Making nice, gentle strokes. After several minutes, the two are finally done… Brushing their teeth.*
TINM *Stumbling around*: What should we do?…
Girl: How about Twister?
TINM *smiles*: Only if I get to spin.
*The two spend several hours playing twister, then collapse on the bed for the rest of the night. TINM awakes in the morning and looks at the girl he picked up last night.*
TINM: AAAHHH!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Girl: What is it?
*The lady he thought he came home with looked nothing like the woman lying next to him… This woman looked like:
Staring in horror, TINM said…*
TINM: Are you… Are you the woman I came home with last night?
Girl: Hehe, I sure am, silly!
TINM: Oh dear God… I must have been really… Really………. Really, drunk. We didn’t… We didn’t, do it… Did we?
Girl: Do what? Play Twister? Sure did… Was fun!
TINM: Alrighty then… I think it’s time for you to hit the road.
Girl: Oh… Uh, ok… Will you call me?
TINM: I wouldn’t count on it.
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I'm thinking we should get a new mission thread in the works. Perhaps our two ships could join each other in the Matrix once more? We've been milkin' off this one for a bit, don't know how much further it could go lol.
If the captains of the ships haven't given much thought to our next mission yet, I have some ideas to toss up... Though I won't bore you with them now.