Jaid's joining the Cad? Sweet, drag a few more butts in here from other ships and it'll be full of hotties...think of the possibilities ladies.

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lol if i could i would donate some post to you. just that you can finaly join UT's ship and she can finaly do a new mission (not a one that continue's on you're fan fic UT ;) )

Now Eon, calm down girl. How in the hell are we suppose to get em drunk and have our way with them if they know our intentions first....I mean, what did I say. pfft. Forget about it, hey! Look over there and cough!------>

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I'm completly obvlivious to whatever it is that's going on in the mission thread, first there was pig latin, then there were slithering things and fighting... reminds me of a bad family reunion. Speaking of which, I know a much more confusing language! French! Beat that!

Alright this is a disclaimer, I'm tired and totally bent, so try not to believe too much of what I'm about to type.

Anyway, I'm apparently part of your crew now, so I'll give a tiddy biddy intro of my real self for you to savor while you sip your tea.

If you lack a sense of perception, and don't already know this, my name is Jaideska.

Now for things you might not know.

I'm gay.




in a happy way of course

I'm 19

I'm in the great white north(Canada {for the dummmies}), and although it's not that white right now, it's still freaking cold, so don't piss me off or I'll cut you with my nipples. (and that's bad, very bad, and painful. but I like it, as a matter of fact we cut eachother with our nipples often up here in canada, it's called nippy snipping.. really, I'm serious)

I look like the pictures I've posted in the members photo area, I hate self describing, specially when I just got off work, and my fingernails are so full of dirt that my keys aren't reaching far enough to register the letter. Actually I'm liying, those pictures are from a good friend of mine, I'm actually a four foot dwarf with a mullet, I own a pet store of which I accuire my merchandise by hiding in someone's back yard disguised as a lawn gnome. When they're not looking, or bleeding perfusely on the ground beside me, I take their furry family member and sell it to blind children. Why blind children? Because if you read two sentences up and ignore the word "family" you'll understand, hey I can't afford chew toys alright?

"Things I like"

there are lots of them, and they include the obvious which I won't repeat, along with some oddities that you might not know about, like video games, lots and lots of video games. The more I can blind myself from my dead end life, the happier I am, so please don't remind me that I'm going to die alone.

on a happier note, I like woman. god I like woman ;D, as a matter of fact, I like them so much, that twice a week, I dress up like one!

That's a lie, unless you think it's cool, then it's true.

I also like drawing, although I'm not that great at it, and if you laugh at me I'll track you down and kill you. That's not a threat. It's my motto. I have a great theme song with the same ring to it.

I like cutting loose sometimes, but that can hurt when you're hanging four meters off the ground by your feet. Trust me, I know from experience, and it hurts a hell of alot more when you're a four foot midget.

I know I'm going to hell, but if you laughed anytime during this post, you're comming with me.

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Originally Posted by UltimateTrinity ...Forget about it, hey! Look over there and cough!------>

Are you going to grab my balls while I do it? Cause That's the only time I've ever caughed on demand.

mmm, cold doctor hands. Gotta love it!

god I'm going to throw up!

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If thats the kind of party you girls are throwing, i wanna get me a transfer!

Jaid, save some girls for me dude, my day just got so much better. Australia , watch your backs. Here comes us!

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I want to say "SWAMPY COME OVER TO THE CAD STAT" though my admin side is telling me to make the ships as even as possible while remaining as impartial as I can be with also keeping my crews morale in check. Descisions descisions..

And why are you going to throw up, Jaid?

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Cos he was drunk, lucky bastard!

if I do come over, I'll be finishing the mission first. I'm not going to rush into jumping on Eo... I mean jumping ship. FYM's been a good captain, and I wouldn't desert him easily, but you got so many hot momma's over here, plus all this coughing, drinking and stuff sounds like my kind of party too;)

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He's talking about me you know ;)

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Originally Posted by UltimateTrinity ...why are you going to throw up, Jaid?

Cold doctor hands on my scrotum, thinking about it makes me want to throw up, because last time I checked, Men are the more prominent sex in the medical industry.

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