THe Zion people didn't need a One. They needed Ninjas.
Ninjas woulda slipped right into the machine city, slit the Architect throat and got out of there before Deus Ex Mybuttox ever knew what him 'em.
They still would have had plenty of time to wash their Corvettes and kick out some sweet jams on their electric guitars before slipping back into the matrix to kick the ever livin snot out of some smart @ssed agents and *still* be home to play some GTA on PS2 before dinner.
Even Choi woulda been all like, "What's that?" and then
*POW*
Choi's out, like, cold. I mean he would be icin' up his most- important-whatever for, like, a week and a half.
Guns are for whimps. Ninjas rule!!!
neomancer yes they do!
niNja's rock !
power to the niNja's ! Agent Brown: "Dum de dum"
Ninja: . . .
Agent Brown: "Dum de dum"
Ninja: . . .
Agent Brown: "Dum de dum"
Ninja: . . . (throws star)
Throwing star: (whoosh)
Agent Brown: "Huh?"
Throwing star: thwack!
Agent Brown: THUD!
Ninja: whips out guitar, rips off a riff and then hops in his Corvette looking for Agent Jones...
neomancer ninja's x 10k looks at smith + clones..
ninja's kicks ass' of smithies (muhahaha sf)
ninja's bow and jump away..
see THAT would've been a cool superbrawl! Originally posted by *cough*
ninja's x 10k looks at smith + clones..
ninja's kicks ass' of smithies (muhahaha sf)
ninja's bow and jump away..
see THAT would've been a cool superbrawl!
The only problem is that you would need a lot of Corvettes and a really big stage for the jammin' gig after the brawl.
But Smith woulda been TOAST.
I'm gettin totally AMPED just thinkin about that scene, man.
Ninjas everywhere, just flyin like superman.
*BAM* there goes one Smith-clone
*WHACK* there goes a whole group of them
and then all of a sudden one Ninja gets totally pumped and sweep kicks a building that falls down onto, like, 400 Smithies with one big smackdown.
***BLAM!!!***
Now that would be sweet, by which I mean completely awesome.
No chick could resist one of those Ninjas after kickin all that Smith @ss! Trinity would be all like "Ninjas are so cool. Why can't Neo be totally sweet like those Ninjas?"
neomancer well.. then u would also need alot of champaign(sp?).. cuz' ya can't have corvettes with out champaign :P
10 smith vs. niNja
the ninja would still win! Originally posted by *cough*
well.. then u would also need alot of champaign(sp?).. cuz' ya can't have corvettes with out champaign :P
10 smith vs. niNja
the ninja would still win!
The Ninja would win and Smith wouldn't even know what gave him the biatch slap.
I can't believe W's didn't have Ninjas. They rok!!!
Just imagine them in the hell club. The French dOOd would have a knife at his throat before he could ask for a refill on his chardonay...
neomancer Yes, and we all know that violence solves everything...
HU Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Yes, and we all know that violence solves everything...
HU
along with boredom? Originally posted by sas returns
ninjas suck swords
Their swords are licked clean and back in their sheaths before your head hits the floor with that kinda suprised I-want-my-mommy look frozen into it.
By the time your head is discovered, them Ninjas is already off cruising in their Corvettes with your ex.
neomancer Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Yes, and we all know that violence solves everything...
HU
It may not solve everything, but nobody has to hear your whining afta your head has been expertly removed.
~{ting}~
~{swoosh}~
~{thud}~
neomancer I would like to see you or a ninja try.. I am very well capable of ripping any katan from your hands an wielding it well enough to leave only your teeth as a means of identifying you.
And please don't threaten fellow members. It's not nice.
HU Originally posted by Neomancer
It may not solve everything, but nobody has to hear your whining afta your head has been expertly removed.
~{ting}~
~{swoosh}~
~{thud}~
neomancer
you've insulted a member on this board. as you might know, this is NOT allowed so stop it! Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
I would like to see you or a ninja try.. I am very well capable of ripping any katan from your hands an wielding it well enough to leave only your teeth as a means of identifying you.
And please don't threaten fellow members. It's not nice.
HU
Maybe I'm not very smart, but isn't that whole "leave only your teeth as a means of identifying you" thing a threat ;)
dOOd, take a Ludens...
Ninjas can cut the heads off, like, a dozen Smith clones and not even think twice about it
theyre all, like, ~{swoosh}~ and then like ~{stab}~ and then theyre off in their Corvettes with Van Halen at totally top volume!!!
neomancer I knew it was a thread, but it was only a response to your cutting of my head. Further, Ninja's do not use forms of transport but use their abilities to shapechange into crows to move quickly.
That is, if you believe Ninja's are capable of destroying a Smith that knows all combat techniques known to man..
HU Originally posted by smith_fan
you've insulted a member on this board. as you might know, this is NOT allowed so stop it!
Sorry, man.
All this talk about Ninjas got me so totally PUMPED that I forgot that some people are sensitive to violence.
In fact, I think that Matrix fans are some of the most sensitive to violence because of the peace and harmony that the Matrix represents. It was ingenious how the W's used electric machine guns mounted on helicopters to portray their sense of peace and harmony.
But I'm sorry dOOd, its juss Ninjas are just so totally SWEET and if Zion had, like, four of them, they woulda cut off squiddie arms like nobody's bisness.
neomancer Actually, she's a she (and quite an attractive specimen, if I may say so), and I don't find Ninja's "pumping up" at all.
Nevertheless I apologize for the leaving only your teeth-thingy. It was not a nice thing to do.
Bad Beezlebub!
HU Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Nevertheless I apologize for the leaving only your teeth-thingy. It was not a nice thing to do.
Don't sweat it, man. Once the Ninja talk starts, everybody gets so freakin AMPED that you can hardly control yourself. Nex thing ya know, nothin left but teeth. Serious!
Bad Beezlebub!
"Gurdjieff!"
"Bless you."
(that was, like, a side reference to the whole sneezing, bless you, useless fact, Beezlebub's Tale thing that I thought we had goin on right about now, juss so anyone lookin around is tryin to keep up)
neomancer i say that instead of neo vs the blade dudes he vs'ed a couple of ninjas, that would've been cool. and alot harder Originally posted by Neomancer
Maybe I'm not very smart, but isn't that whole "leave only your teeth as a means of identifying you" thing a threat ;)
dOOd, take a Ludens...
Ninjas can cut the heads off, like, a dozen Smith clones and not even think twice about it
theyre all, like, ~{swoosh}~ and then like ~{stab}~ and then theyre off in their Corvettes with Van Halen at totally top volume!!!
neomancer
Yeah i agree, try not to insult other members, but you've already apolgised so that's fine.
Ha, i love the way you have this fantasy about ninja's in corvettes listening to Van Halen!!!
Totally insane, love it! Originally posted by Eon dreamhacker
Ha, i love the way you have this fantasy about ninja's in corvettes listening to Van Halen!!!
Totally insane, love it!
I guess I shouldn't go overboard on the whole Van Halen thing because sometimes they listen to Whitesnake.
They like Whitesnake because their videos had cOOl cars and Tawny Kitaen sounds like katana.
Man! I could lissen to Whitesnake tOOns for hours!!
neomancer
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