The Matrix Rap

I made this up in the shower yesterday morning and finished it in bed last night. it made me stay awake till one, so i hope its good! here goes...
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Matrix Rap (Chorus is to the tune of “We Will Rock You” with clapping and stomping):

I love the Matrix and I can’t deny it
I’m a great big fan and I’m not gonna hide it
Matrix is the very best
It is better than all the rest!

CHORUS:
(Sing it), I love, I love, Matrix.
(Sing it), I love, I love, Matrix.

Directed by the Wachowski Brothers
They are the best – there are no others
Keanu, Laurence, and Carrie-Ann – You go!
But we can’t forget old Hugo.

CHORUS

First there’s Neo – he’s the one
When he beat Smith, Dues Ex said “It is done.”

Trinity – she’s got some sass.
She loves Neo and can kick some ass.

CHORUS

Morpheus, Morpheus – we all love him.
Without him the future of Zion would be dim.

These are the stars; the story’s built on this
But don’t forget the bad guy – his name’s Smith.

CHORUS

Matrix, Matrix can’t be beat
So come to the theater and take your seat.
I watch those movies all day long
Except for now ‘cause I’m singing this song!

CHORUS 2x
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Feel free to use it for talent shows....to impress your friends...i don't really care if you say you made it up as long as you dont try to get money for it. ;). feel free to ask me any questions about how to sing it, give me contructicve critism, or change verses/add new verses. Enjoy!l

thats really cool...i like it!!! good one

That is a VERY cool song KEANU holic, well done!!

*applause*

How long do u spend in the shower!!??
lol!
:)

Well done again and keep them coming, let your creative juices flow free!!

Woman in Red
x x x

well ill try and make one up!!!!

ok how about this i literally just made it up now

my names neos wife and thats who i want to be
keanu holic is just like me

well woman in red is just the same
we all love neo and really hate bane


LOL

nice one! lol. it seems like all my great ideas come in the shower. it was really funny, i was just rockin with my new matrix rap totally oblivious to the fact that i was supposed to be getting ready for a long day of sightseeing in Las Vegas. hehe. but most of it i made in bed. i just couldnt sleep until i finished with it. its lucky i remember it in the morning! woman in red, what country r u from?

good job Keanu holic,
but did you have to do it a Queen song. dont disgrace their good name

but nice rap

um....i didnt know it was a queen song. it seems like songs like that are not associated with specific bands, but just general songs, like "we are the champions", "jingle bells", and "happy birthday". btw, i like queen. they sing bohemian rhapsody right?

Originally posted by KEANU Holic
I made this up in the shower yesterday morning and finished it in bed last night. it made me stay awake till one, so i hope its good! here goes...
***************************************
Matrix Rap (Chorus is to the tune of “We Will Rock You” with clapping and stomping):

I love the Matrix and I can’t deny it
I’m a great big fan and I’m not gonna hide it
Matrix is the very best
It is better than all the rest!

CHORUS:
(Sing it), I love, I love, Matrix.
(Sing it), I love, I love, Matrix.

Directed by the Wachowski Brothers
They are the best – there are no others
Keanu, Laurence, and Carrie-Ann – You go!
But we can’t forget old Hugo.

CHORUS

First there’s Neo – he’s the one
When he beat Smith, Dues Ex said “It is done.”

Trinity – she’s got some sass.
She loves Neo and can kick some ass.

CHORUS

Morpheus, Morpheus – we all love him.
Without him the future of Zion would be dim.

These are the stars; the story’s built on this
But don’t forget the bad guy – his name’s Smith.

CHORUS

Matrix, Matrix can’t be beat
So come to the theater and take your seat.
I watch those movies all day long
Except for now ‘cause I’m singing this song!

CHORUS 2x
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Feel free to use it for talent shows....to impress your friends...i don't really care if you say you made it up as long as you dont try to get money for it. ;). feel free to ask me any questions about how to sing it, give me contructicve critism, or change verses/add new verses. Enjoy!l

alot of spare time of your hands i see eh'.... lol good and catchy though i have to admit

yup...see when i come up with an idea i absolutely can't sleep until i completely expand on this idea. check out my Matrix Lounge thread, all!

Are you 11 years old? Do you think Blue are 'cool'?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Are you 11 years old? Do you think Blue are 'cool'?

give him a break ou be low hoo. who cares how old he is, and if you really did want to know why didnt you just check out his profile
my god you are such a degrading, deprived a$$hole sometimes.

Originally posted by stalin6025
give him a break ou be low hoo. who cares how old he is, and if you really did want to know why didnt you just check out his profile
my god you are such a degrading, deprived a$$hole sometimes.



SHE keanu holic is a she hense the name keanu holic....and no she's not 11....she's 13!!!!!!!!!!......but like stalin said it dosent matter how old u r!!!!!!!111

i concur with neo's wife

and to KEANU holic, yes they sing bohemian rhapsody, and we are the champions
Queen is like the greatest rock band ever!!!!!!!

mm-hmm... nice rap, the singing parts kinda lame, but nevertheless, it might be catchy depending on what tune u use.
and btw, why does it matter if Keanu Holic is 11, 13, or w/e. No one really cares, people are judged through personality, age is irrelevent.

I give this rap an 8 outta 10!

that song was pretty good its left me standing its far better than i could do

hey would you just stop being big headed ok i hate people like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for all the feedback guys! and yes, i am DEFINATELY female. ou be low hoo, what the hell do you mean by blue??

Originally posted by KEANU Holic
btw, i like queen. they sing bohemian rhapsody right?

Yes, and We Are the Champions, and We Will Rock you, and the whole soundtrack to the Highlander movie. But aside from that, the lead singer (Freddy Mercury) died of AIDS in... the 80's, I don't remember what year. The other members include Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. I'm not going to go on and on about them, they were one of my first favorite bands, but I wouldn't call their music 'rap' per say...

This is the Rap I made back in the Funny One Liners Sections, when I was comedically dueling the funniest person on this site, Hitman....here it is


Neo is the one from the first movie
He talks to Morpheus, and they become homies
He trains like a crazy mo fo
Then he meets da Oracle
She tell hims, you aint da one
Neo replies, **** son
Morpheus started to prophasize about the war
Neo just said, stop it, I cant take no more
Agents find them, and they in trouble
Morpheus jumps throuhg the wall
Smith is knocked down by flying rubble
Morpheus says to Smith, whats up yall
Neo and Trin, and the crew escape
Back to find Cypher did betray
them, for a chance to jack back in
Tank caps him, saying You just met yo end
Neo and Trin go back in to grab da leader
We need nines and big boomers
Neo and Trin grab da guns, and jack in
Trin and Neo go up to the guard
Bust out Kung Fu on his arm
They mess up the other pigs
Then the army sends their people in
Trin fizzles her nizzle, just to rizzle
Neo had to gixxle, just to izzle her sizzle
With army guy's dead, they blow up their way in
And say, We in the forshizzie of the hizzie
So lets take it easy
Smith is like, Bust a cap in them yo
The other agents say, lets go cap these mo fo
Neo and Trin be killing da rooftop guys
A helicopter is dere, so they need to learn how to fly
Smith is talking to Morpheus, when he be disturbed
By a gatling gun, dropping 7 inch shells
All over the ground below
Smith pulls out his gun yellin NO!!
Neo wipes the floor clean, and grabbed Mr.Clean
Then they land on da roof, after Neo saved his Trin
Morpheus said, We need leave
Smith says, this aint over, we gonna win
Neo is the last one to grab the phone
When Smith puts a cap in all hope
Smith and Neo fly in da air, shooting all around
They both say, man, that was dope
Smith holds Neo down
Neo smacks up Smith, and jumps up before the wreck
Smith walks out, and Neo runs
Neo finds the apartment building
Sentinels be following the neb
Smith puts seven shells into Neo
Neo is like, death by another one
Neo comes back, and hizzles Smith's nizzle
Sentinels met their demise
While being chased by an EMP wave
Neo had just saved the day
We wait for another spoof, so we can reprise
The END

that's really good! lol

nice haxxor. pretty funny! hehe...

Now THAT is a matrix rap Haxxor, lol. :)

That was so hilarious, man.

that was....well...interesting, sort of. it was illustrative of many things regarding your perception and interpretation.

ya if they have a boxed set for the trilogy, one of the special features should be two music videos - one w/my rap and one with haxxor's. LOL

lol, Keanu Holic. Looks like someone's into DVD boxsets ^ ;).

ya, but when the matrix boxed set comes out (i'm sure there'll be one) my mom probably won't let me get it because i have the first two and soon to be third separatly on dvd. they should have a trade-in deal where if you have proofs of purchase from all three, you can get the boxed set for free (or at least a discounted price).

Yo...Listen up, me homies...I got dis wack-ass rap that I is wanting youse to listen UP...Me and me's homies were smokin the sheeba and started gettin all freaky and shhhhiiiiiit...started reelin dese dope ass rhymes, like we commitin no crimes, just chillin wid de *****es and doin lines from dere snitches! Bo! Goes sumthin like dis...

A 1, a 2, a 3 and to de 4...

**** **** **** ****, SMOKIN CRACK DRINKIN JACK, SMOKIN CRACK DRINKIN JACK, I'M SMOKIN CRACK, YOU IS DRINKIN JACK, I'M SMOKIN CRACK, YOU IS DRINKIN JACK...

(musical interlude)

**** **** **** ****, **** A DUCK? NO TOO TIGHT, **** A DUCK? NO TOO TIGHT, AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? I JUST MIGHT, I JUST MIGHT...

(big phat-ASS bass sounds)

**** **** **** ****, PIMPIN IN MY TRUCK, WHAT A RUCK, PIMPIN IN MY TRUCK, WHAT A RUCK, ***** YOU WANNA SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK? TAKE IT SLOW, THEN LET IT GO, TAKE IT SLOW, THEN LET IT GO...

(sweeeeeeet dope sample from mary poppins...like sumthin from 'supercalerfragalistickexpeealadocious' YO!)

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK, ***** THAT'S GOOD, ***** THAT'S FINE, ***** THAT'S GOOD, ***** THAT'S FINE, BUT NEXT TIME YO BETTER DRINK MA WINE, YEAH! NEXT TIME YOU BETTER DRINK MA WINE!

(fades out to a load of me brothers clinking bottles of Hennessy)

Youse should da be puttin it down to da tune of 'My Heart Will Go On' by that fine, corn-bred Canadian, Celine Dion.

Word. Peace and Love.

^ that there was just written by someone who wrote this only a page ago
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Are you 11 years old? Do you think Blue are 'cool'?

dont condradict yourself there Ou Be Low Hoo..
btw the way

are YOU 11 years old? do YOU think blue are 'cool'

I may have said it before to you, Stalin69(giggle, giggle), BUT you make me sad.

To all my fans, I thought I'd post this little reply to help with the rhyme scheme after the draconian level of censorship applied to oh so naughty words that you hear about a million times a day to the point where they are part of everyday vocab and therefore have little shock value anymore which raises the question 'Why are they censored in the first place?' - That's all one sentence and should be read quickly so you have enough air in your lungs to complete it in one go.

The first verse starts with a word that rhymes well with 'duck' and starts with 'F'.

The same goes for the second verse and has the added use of the same word prior to 'A DUCK?' part.

At the risk of being repetitive, the penultimate verse starts with the same word again, but the word prior to 'YOU WANNA SUCK' is the label given to a female dog. Woof.

The final verse of my rhapsody contains the female dog word before it goes into the 'THAT'S FINE' part.

Anyway, I hope this will enhance your reading pleasure...enjoy!

All words are equal, though some are more equal than others.