|/\||-|47 1z 73|-| |\/|47r1x???

OKay, so here's the sister story if you will, to my "The Matrizzle"

It is along the same lines, but in an entirely different dialect.

Think: Matrix, the chat.

I call it the sister story to the matrizzle for two reason.

A. because i'm writing them simultaneously
B. because they are both ideas that i loved that i am applying to the matrix.

*sig Matr. openng., k?*

*AOL IM sound...*

<yP|-|3r: 7r1|\|17y!!111!!!1111!!!!!

trinity: wht?

<yP|-|3r: Morph. thnk found one. ????? i dunno.

trinity: o i c. thx. wht u thnkn?

<yP|-|3r: Morphs a psycz0rz, he wrong. why bout u? wht u think, 7r1|\|?

trinity: ?

<yP|-|3r: whtevr. gtg

trinity: <y4z.

<yP|-|3r: by3.

*Smith logs on...*

Agent Smith: Stop, haxx0rz!

Trinity: OMG!11!!!1 Agentz! O.o

*chase scene*

trin: dude! need a ext! hlp pplz!

Smith: *Looks at other agent* ;)

Trinity: Operatz0r! ext plez!11111!1111!1111!

*'x' button appears on her IM window*

trin's PC: Alert ! Incoming agent!

Trinity: O no! help!

*virus is almost at computer, trin's comp freezes*

Trinity: no! pece o junx0rz!

*virus nears computer, trin clicks on x*

Trinity: ahhh!

*line goes dead*

Trinity: close shavez0rz.

LOLzorz.

This is like a matrix chat gone on the deep end of insanity. I like, more of this.

thanks, Haxxor. I guess I've finally broken out of the "Agents aren't funny" mold (see Funny one liners) this is my first humorous fanfic, and I thought I was going to mess it all up. I guess not! :D

Edit: btw, I'll have more up tomorrow.

*wke up, Neo*

*Neo wakes up*

*knoxz0rz knox0rz*

*Choi knocks on the door*

Neo: Wth? Wht do u want?

<|-|01: dude, u gmme me stff, k?

Neo: wht? o yeah. brb.

<|-|01: k

*Neo goes inside, looks at his computer*

Trinity:follow teh |/\||-|173 r4|3|317!

Neo: k

*Neo goes back to Choi*

<|-|01: thx man.

Neo: np. did u evr frgt if you wuz alsp o awke?

<|-|01:...no. :P

Neo: o whtevr.

*Neo looks over at Choi's girlfriend*

Neo: wait a sec....im sposed 2 do som'n.

Neo: o i know! |/\||-|173 r4|3|317!

<|-|01: vry good neo: ;-) cmn?

Neo: yep hang on.

<|-|01: k.

*Neo comes back with his coat and goes to the club with Choi*

*@ teh <l|_||3, trin walks up to Neo*

Trinity: Neo?

Neo: wth? how u know me haxx0rz name?

Trinity: im trinty.

Neo: teh trinty?

Trinity: y.

Neo: yuz a gurL?

Trinity: y.

Neo: O.o

Trinity: >:{

Neo: ?

Trinity: evrybdy says that.

Neo; o sry.

Trinity: np. do u know why yur here?

Neo: mabe.

Trinity: cuz u need a answer.

Neo: ???

Trinity: u know the Q?

Neo: OMG! |/\||-|47 1z 7|-|3 |\/|47r1x?

Trinty: y

Neo: so?

Trinity: LOL. dont ask me, ask Morph.

Neo: ?

Trinity: don call em, hell call u. ;)

Neo:?

Trinity: gtg

Neo: ????!1111!111

Trinty: <y4z.

Neo: wait!

*Trinity leaves*

Neo: Wait!

IM window: Trinity signed off at 12:02 am, EST.

Neo: f*** you.

*Neos @ work*

Delivery Man: Package for... Mr. L337DERSON?

Neo: thats me.

Delivery Man: here ya go. gtg <y4z

*Neo opened teh b0xx0r*

Neo: WTH? OMG a cell fone?

*r1|\|g, r1|\|g*

Neo: WTF?

Morpheus: sup, Neo?

Neo: OMG OMG OMG!!!11!!!!11111!! morpz0rz!

Morpheus: there comin 4 u.

Neo: ?

Morpheus: look.

Neo: OMG!111!!!!

Morpehus: y3333333355555555.

____________________________________________________

Short I know, but I'm feeln lazy right now, K?

brb.

Neo: I g2g!

Morph: Wait! Wait till i say go.

Neo: k.

*Meanwhile on Morpheus' side of the conversation, the woman in red passes by*

Neo: yello?

Neo: |\/|0rP|-|3|_|5?

Neo: HELPZ0RZ!

IM WINDOW: Neo was captured by a sentient program at 10:05 am EST.

Morph: Okay, so....where were we? :'( o man...

Neo: Damn u Morph!

Morph: :(

____________________________________________________

*Neo finds himself in a white room, three agents standing around him. Smith sits down in front of him*

Smith: Mr. Andrsn.

Neo: sry! no mor drugz, honest! k?

Smith: k thx. btw, that's not wht i wanted.

Neo: o i c....what am i thinkin' drugs? that's craz0rz.

Smith: riiiiight.

Agent 2: riiiight.

Agent 3: riiig-

*Smith grabs Agents 2 and 3 by the necks. He glares at them*

Smith: damn n00bs.

Smith: Now, Mr. Andrsn, letz cut 2 teh chase.

Neo: k. i hatz0rz long waits.

Smith: thx

Neo: np.

Smith: you hve been hacking. under teh alias Neo.

Neo: yup.

Smith: well...STOP!!111!!!!

Neo: k

Smith: I can help u if u help me.

Neo: uh-oh

Smith: }:-}

Neo: ?

Smith: I want Morph. u can gimme him.

Neo: ...nope.

Smith:... :girlywhine: whhhyyy nooooott???

Neo: chill dood.

Smith: k. Gimme Morph. thatz teh deal.

Neo: I gotz a better deal:

*Neo flips out a brochure for a cheap island resort in teh bahamas*

Neo: see?

Smith: *snaps fingers in frustration* dam ur good.

Neo: yup :D

Smith: I guess we gotta do it teh hard way.

*the agents surround Neo and 'bug' him*

*Neo wakz0rz, k?*

*Neo goes to the bridge and Trin drives up*

Neo: u! whaddya want, gurl?

Trin: U.

Neo: ?

Trin: they got you d00d.

Neo: ?!

Trin: yup. c'mere.

Neo: k.

*Trinity puts the gun up to his belly button and then sucks it out*

Neo: ahhh! O.o! WTF?

Trin: np. don worry. yur good now.

Neo: o i c. k.

Trin: :D. yep. letz go.

Neo: where?

Trin: 2 Morph.

Neo: o i c.

Trin: st00pidz0rz.

*Neo and Trinity enter a chat room with Morph & co.*

Morph: why r u here, Neo?

Neo: cuz i wanna answer. What is the |\/|47r1x?

Morph: d00dz0rz, I can't tell you, I gotta showz ya.

Neo: k

Morph: follow me

Neo: k...

*Morph shows Neo to the chair and he sits down*

Morph: take dis pill.

Neo: wait, don't I get a choice.

Morph: no take it.

Neo: k

Morph: very good. :D

Neo: wait...this thing aint gonna zap me is it?

Morph: n

Neo:kthx

Morph: np

Neo: whatz happenin'

<YP|-|3r: Kansas g2g.

Neo: ?

<YP|-|3r: bye bye

Neo: o

<YP|-|3r: <y4z

*Neo finds himself aboard the Neb*

Neo: wht hppnd?

Morph: np, just helpin u.

Neo: I feel werd.

Morph: thtz ok, u be fine.

Neo: k

*Later*

Morph: follow me

Neo: k

Morph: sit

Neo: k

Morph: this may feel werd.

Neo: K

Morph: that's right, u do as I say.

Neo: yes master.

*Neo is plugged in*

Neo: woahz0rz! wtf just happened?

Morph: u r now in teh contstruct.

*Morph explains teh |\/|47r1x to Neo*

Neo: no wayz0rz! I do'hnt believe it! noz0rz! noz0rz!

you be very good at this!!! i like the matrizzle better, that stuff kicks arse. but this is great too! and whats better,i could understand it!!!! well done!