The Matrizzle

I'd like to know what the hell happened to my other thread!!

Well, anyways, I have a bit of my parody, not much more than a teaser, but here it is...

where is it??????

*Signature Matrix opening...*

...The Matrizzle...

*phone rings*

Cyphizzle: Yo, Trinidad!

Trinidad: Cyphizzle, what up, boy?

Cyphizzle: Its Morphine. He bez thikin' hez found em dis time, yo.

Trin: Say what? That what he bez sayin' last time, homey. But dis one is different, fo shizzle.

Cyphizzle: Morphine is crazizzle, yo. Hez gonna be killin dat boy.

Trin: Whut be his name, my brutha?

Cyphizzle: Tom Andersizzle, he go by da name N-Dawg.

Trin: Sound like anutha friggin' drug addict ta me, dawg. And yeet he be different, ya be knowin.

Cyphizzle: You believe he bez da One, or what, Trinidad?

Trin: I aint know....

I wanted to post the parody seperately from that post, so that when it was read it would be just the parody, uninterrupted by the other post.

: points up :

take a look, dawg.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*Signature Matrix opening...*

...The Matrizzle...

*phone rings*

Cyphizzle: Yo, Trinidad!

Trinidad: Cyphizzle, what up, boy?

Cyphizzle: Its Morphine. He bez thikin' hez found em dis time, yo.

Trin: Say what? That what he bez sayin' last time, homey. But dis one is different, fo shizzle.

Cyphizzle: Morphine is crazizzle, yo. Hez gonna be killin dat boy.

Trin: Whut be his name, my brutha?

Cyphizzle: Tom Andersizzle, he go by da name N-Dawg.

Trin: Sound like anutha friggin' drug addict ta me, dawg. And yeet he be different, ya be knowin.

Cyphizzle: You believe he bez da One, or what, Trinidad?

Trin: I aint know....

AHAHHA HOLY **** THATS FUNNY :D:D Keep it up! Can't wait 'till Trinidad, beats the shizzle out a the nizzle cop-dawgs :)

Thanks, Agent_Drake. See? Agents can be funny. :D

I wasn't going to write the part about trinidad and the copizzles, but if you want to see it, then I will. I'll have it up tomorrow evening.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Thanks, Agent_Drake. See? Agents can be funny. :D

I wasn't going to write the part about trinidad and the copizzles, but if you want to see it, then I will. I'll have it up tomorrow evening.

Lol thanks, and thanks :)

*Trinidad hears somebody coming towards her*

Trinidad: Yo! The pop be coing! I sayz the PO-lice be in da house! Gimme outta here, aight?

Police: Freeze, criminizzle!
Trin: Naw, dawg. Youz going down nah!

*Trinidad jumps up and kicks crap out of cop.*

*Agent Smith pulls up in car*

Plez Officer: Hey, homey, whatta ya think ya bez doing?

Smith: Meanin' dis aint da crackhouse? My bad, fo shizzle.

Police: ou ain't funny man. My peepz iz up der now.

Smith: No, Lieutenizzle, all dose gangsta's is dead.

Police: SHIZZLE

Smith: Word.

Smith: Nizzle! Come bizzle!

*Trinidad kills the rest of the copperz and uns awizzle. Smth shoots at her*

Trin: Yo! Aint gonna be catching this bizzle, fedizzle!

Smith: Damn, gurl. Lighten up.

Trin: Whoz ligtin' up?

*Smith pulls out a joint*

Tank: No, Trinidad! It a trapizzle! Rizzle!

Trinidad: Naw, foo. He just wants a light, yo!

Tank: You bez da foo. Hez an agent, sistah!

Trin: O yeeeea. Dis heah's da Matrizzle, it aint rizzle.

Tank: Word. Not rizzle potzizzle.

*Trinidad runs to a pone and exits*

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
ITrinidad hears somebody coming towards her*

Trinidad: Yo! The pop be coing! I sayz the PO-lice be in da house! Gimme outta here, aight?

Police: Freeze, criminizzle!
Trin: Naw, dawg. Youz going down nah!

*Trinidad jumps up and kicks crap out of cop.*

*Agent Smith pulls up in car*

Plez Officer: Hey, homey, whatta ya think ya bez doing?

Smith: Meanin' dis aint da crackhouse? My bad, fo shizzle.

Police: ou ain't funny man. My peepz iz up der now.

Smith: No, Lieutenizzle, all dose gangsta's is dead.

Police: SHIZZLE

Smith: Word.

Smith: Nizzle! Come bizzle!

*Trinidad kills the rest of the copperz and uns awizzle. Smth shoots at her*

Trin: Yo! Aint gonna be catching this bizzle, fedizzle!

Smith: Damn, gurl. Lighten up.

Trin: Whoz ligtin' up?

*Smith pulls out a joint*

Tank: No, Trinidad! It a trapizzle! Rizzle!

Trinidad: Naw, foo. He just wants a light, yo!

Tank: You bez da foo. Hez an agent, sistah!

Trin: O yeeeea. Dis heah's da Matrizzle, it aint rizzle.

Tank: Word. Not rizzle potzizzle.

*Trinidad runs to a pone and exits*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Omfg!!! Lmao!! Rotfl!!! Rotflmao!!!! Lololol!!!! Ahahaha that's the funniest thing I've ever read on MatrixMania yet! :D:D:D No joke it really is!!!I'm surprised this isn't Hitmans work! Good job nizzle!

Oh, and my thoughts: I think Dozer should be called Stoner :D

hmm... I haven't thought of names for the neb crew yet, I'll consider it.

Man, it's been awhile. When'll part 3 be up? I'm growing impatient :)

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It's been a while? Its been like a day. Have some patience, more is coming. I'm just smoothing it out. I had some problems making the next part flow smoothly.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
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It's been a while? Its been like a day.

Lol, that's a while for this story :)

*N-Dawg, get up, yo!*

*N-Dawg wakeizzles*

*Knockizzle, Knockizzle*

*Choizzle knockizzles on N-Dizzles doorizzle*

*N-Dawg goes over to the door and peeks out*

N-Dawg: Whatthufrig? What youz bez wanting, yo!

Choizzle: Me suffs, yo.

N-Dawg: O, yeeah. Fo shizzle, bizzle, hang on jus a sec, kay home dawg?

Choizzle: Whateveuh.

*As N-Dawg goes back inside, getting Choizzles 'stuffs' he sees a message on his computer*

Trin: Follow the wizzle rabizzle, dawg!

N-Dawg: What the f***? Aw well, why not?

*N-Dawg gives Choizzle his 'stuffs' and sees Choizzle's girlfrizzle*

N-Dawg: Wizzle Rabizzle....

Choizzle: What you be saying, dawg?

N-Dawg: Did you ever fogizzle if you wuz awake o aslizzle?

Choizzle: No.

*N-Dawg shrugs and follows Choizzle to the club*

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*N-Dawg, get up, yo!*

*N-Dawg wakeizzles*

*Knockizzle, Knockizzle*

*Choizzle knockizzles on N-Dizzles doorizzle*

*N-Dawg goes over to the door and peeks out*

N-Dawg: Whatthufrig? What youz bez wanting, yo!

Choizzle: Me suffs, yo.

N-Dawg: O, yeeah. Fo shizzle, bizzle, hang on jus a sec, kay home dawg?

Choizzle: Whateveuh.

*As N-Dawg goes back inside, getting Choizzles 'stuffs' he sees a message on his computer*

Trin: Follow the wizzle rabizzle, dawg!

N-Dawg: What the f***? Aw well, why not?

*N-Dawg gives Choizzle his 'stuffs' and sees Choizzle's girlfrizzle*

N-Dawg: Wizzle Rabizzle....

Choizzle: What you be saying, dawg?

N-Dawg: Did you ever fogizzle if you wuz awake o aslizzle?

Choizzle: No.

*N-Dawg shrugs and follows Choizzle to the club*

LOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLMAO!! That's hilarious, but I think you went a bit over the edge with the izzles. And Choizzle doesn't sound good, it should be Chizzle. But other than that, sweet! :D

I know I went overboard with the izzles, I meant to.

And I agree about Choizzle, and I'd keep that in mind if he appeared again, but he doesn't so that's that. I'll have more up later.

*N-Dawg goes ta work*

Delivery Man: Yo, I gotza package fo yo, Mr. Andersizzle.

N-Dawg: Whatchu talkin bout, boy? I aint ordered no more drugs!

Delivery Man: Cheggit out, fool. It bez gottin yo name on it...IN INK!

N-Dawg: wooah. my bad. Letz see, heah...

*N-Dawg takes out a cell phone*

N-Dawg: Iz I on Candid Camrizzle?...Aw, I wuznt evah on da TV befo'...I wuz hopin'.

*phone rings*

Morphine: Yo!

N-Dawg: Morphine!

Morphine: I'd luv some, dawg.

N-Dawg: Naw, stupid. Shut yo face.

Morhpine: Chill, N-Dawg, Iz gotta bez warning yaz. Theyz be comin' fo ya.

*N-Dawg sees agents comin*

N-Dawg: SHIZZLE!

Morphine: yesizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle.

N-Dawg: I gotza be jettin' yo! Gimme outta heah!

Morhpine: Hold up. Run when I bez sayin go.

N-Dawg: Aight.

Morphine: Go....at! Go....pher! Go!

N-Dawg: Stop it yo! Yuz ain't funny!

Morphine: Sorry, dawg. Go.... Now! Now! Go! Aw, too late, homey! Damn.

*Agents grab N-Dawg.*

N-Dawg: Morphine you BIATCH!

Morphine: Aw, damn. Iz did it again yo.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*N-Dawg goes ta work*

Delivery Man: Yo, I gotza package fo yo, Mr. Andersizzle.

N-Dawg: Whatchu talkin bout, boy? I aint ordered no more drugs!

Delivery Man: Cheggit out, fool. It bez gottin yo name on it...IN INK!

N-Dawg: wooah. my bad. Letz see, heah...

*N-Dawg takes out a cell phone*

N-Dawg: Iz I on Candid Camrizzle?...Aw, I wuznt evah on da TV befo'...I wuz hopin'.

*phone rings*

Morphine: Yo!

N-Dawg: Morphine!

Morphine: I'd luv some, dawg.

N-Dawg: Naw, stupid. Shut yo face.

Morhpine: Chill, N-Dawg, Iz gotta bez warning yaz. Theyz be comin' fo ya.

*N-Dawg sees agents comin*

N-Dawg: SHIZZLE!

Morphine: yesizzzzzzzzzzzzzzle.

N-Dawg: I gotza be jettin' yo! Gimme outta heah!

Morhpine: Hold up. Run when I bez sayin go.

N-Dawg: Aight.

Morphine: Go....at! Go....pher! Go!

N-Dawg: Stop it yo! Yuz ain't funny!

Morphine: Sorry, dawg. Go.... Now! Now! Go! Aw, too late, homey! Damn.

*Agents grab N-Dawg.*

N-Dawg: Morphine you BIATCH!

Morphine: Aw, damn. Iz did it again yo.

AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! OMG OMG OMG!! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!! IM CRYING IM LAUGHING SO HARD :D:D:D:D:D ROTFLMAO. FUNNIER EVEN THEN WHEN TRINIDAD BEATS THE COPS UP!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Morphine: Yo!

N-Dawg: Morphine!

Morphine: I'd luv some, dawg.

N-Dawg: Naw, stupid. Shut yo face.

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!! YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST FAN FIC-ER I KNOW!!! YOU JUST PASSED HITMAN TO ME!! :D:D:D

WOOOOAHHH

Super Super High Praise. I don't think im nearly as funny as Hitman.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
WOOOOAHHH

Super Super High Praise. I don't think im nearly as funny as Hitman.

Lol, not in total of all his work, but this is funnier than anything Hitman has ever done (to me). Ex: This is like a 10. Hitman's stuff is like 8. He does stuff all the time, so like 30 8s beat 10. But this is the funniest thing I've read.

P.S. If Hitman is reading this, take no effence.

a little overboard on all the -izzles...feels like a remake of malibu's most wanted, but not quite as good

Hmmmmmmm......No offense taken....just means I have to up my game a bit...

Funny as hell, though...fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, dis izzle dizzle makizzle me laufizzle, an' iz ahf da heezy fo' sheezy...

;) I'll keep that in mind.

Thanks Hitman.

Originally posted by Hitman
Funny as hell, though...fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, dis izzle dizzle makizzle me laufizzle, an' iz ahf da heezy fo' sheezy...

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
;) I'll keep that in mind.

AHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY! :D Sorry that just struck me in a funny way. Hitman being all ghetto, then proper Unplugged Agent: I'll keep that in mind :)

Lol, sorry this is kind of unnecesarry, but I laughed... Real hard.:D

P.S. Whack diggity dawg on dizzle ghettizzle fo' shizzla ma nizzle, Hitman :D

yeah, well... I don't really talk like the people in my fanfic...you may have picked up on that...

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
yeah, well... I don't really talk like the people in my fanfic...you may have picked up on that...

Lol obviously :D... Anyway, I can't wait for the next part! This is soooooo funny I laugh whenever I think about it! :D

Ideas:
Switch-Blitzed (or Agent Blitzed)
Tank-Blank
Dozer-Stoner
Apoc-Forgot :(
Cypher-I couldn't think of anything.

Use those if you want. Thanks :D

Thanks for the suggestions, although for Tank I was thinking just simply Tanked.

Just think, the brothers, Tanked and Stoner...or perhaps Tanked and Stoned.

btw, I have some bad news. I won't be able to write the next part today or tomorrow because I left my binder with the story in it at school, so I don't have what I've already written. I'll write it over, and because you have to wait so long, I'll post a lot.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Thanks for the suggestions, although for Tank I was thinking just simply Tanked.

Just think, the brothers, Tanked and Stoner...or perhaps Tanked and Stoned.

btw, I have some bad news. I won't be able to write the next part today or tomorrow because I left my binder with the story in it at school, so I don't have what I've already written. I'll write it over, and because you have to wait so long, I'll post a lot.

AWWWWW!! :( Can't you just write it as you go? It's not too hard :)

i could, but it would be worse. I'll have some up very very soon.

Dude, that stuff is PURE GOLD!!!!! i havent laughed that hard for ages!!!!!!! absolute classic, something to tell the grandkids about!

*N-dawg follows the Agents into the interrogation room*

N-dawg: woah. Nice place, homey.

Smith: ...whatevah. Sit down, boy!

N-dawg: Yessir.

*N-dawg sits down and Smith opens the folder in front of him*

Smith: We ben watchin' you, Mr. Andersizzle, and I bez sayin-

N-dawg: What the f***? You ben watchin' me?

Smith: Yes. Alwayz, dawg. Wez evveywhere.

Agent 2: Wurd.

N-dawg: Wait...you mean even when Iz be....

Smith: Yes. Even then.

Agent 3: Wurd.

N-dawg: Yo! Thatz nazty dawg. What a friggin' ******!

Smith: Shut yo' face, its ma job... Now, Mr. Andersizzle, I seez dat youz bez leading twoz lives.

N-dawg: Ya mean...I gotz a twin! I nevah knew!

*Smith walks over to the other side of the table and smacks Neo across the face. Neo looks up in confusion*

Smith: NO! Why are youz so stupid????

N-dawg: cuz its ma job.

*Smith groans in frustration*

Smith: Im gonna make this simplizze soz your stoopidness can bez knowin' what Im sayin'...know what Im sayin'?

N-dawg: no.

Smith: o well. Mr. Andersizzle, you hzaz ben a bad boy.

N-dawg: Okay okay! Take the drugs, take all of em! Don't send me ta jail.

Smith: :D. That's not what wez was talkin' bout, but ok.

N-dawg:...damn.

Smith: Yes. Now, heahz what I want yaz ta do. Get me Morphine.

N-dawg: Man! You too? Whatz wrong wit you peepz?

Smith: No! The man, ma mizzle, Morphine!

*A look of sudden understanding comes onto Neo's face.*

N-dawg: Ohhhhhh....You want my dawg, Morphine.

Smith: Yes. Give em ta me.

N-dawg: No, dawg. Why da hell would I bez betraying ma dawg, Morphine?

Smith: I won't take youz drugs.

N-dawg: Oh, in dat case, here ya go, I'll give ya his phone nizzle.

Smith: Excellent.

N-dawg: Oh, wait... I can't.

Smith: WHY NOT, BOY?!

*N-dawg rolls his eyes*

N-dawg: Cuz then da story would be ovah, man.

Smith: ohh...you have a point. Then we wouldn't bez gettin paid. K, here we go.

*Agents grab Neo and 'bug' him*

*N-dawg finds himself in a room with Morphine, magically 'unbugged'*

N-dawg: Morphine, ma man, how did Iz get here?

Morphine: Because da big man, Unplugged Agizzle, wantz to advance da plot.

N-dawg: Oh, well, can't argue wit dat.

Morphine: Wurd. Fo' shizzle.

N-dawg: Umm...what now?

*N-dawg looks down at his script*

N-dawg: Oh yes. Alright, then old chap, it looks as if we have arrived at the turning point of the story, upon which we meet and my questions are answered. This is my 'revelation' scene, if you will.

Morphine: Quite, right, quite right. Shall we move on?

N-dawg: Yes, lets.

Morphine: Youz know whyz youz heah, now ask da question so we can bez gettin' on wit it, yo.

N-dawg: Wurd. Aight, well...What is da Matrizzle?

Morphine: Can't tell ya, gotta show ya.

Heh heh. I'z likes dis shizzle.
This is getting better as it goes along :D :D

Lol, this is hilarious!:D I showed my friend in school, and he laughed his ass off... He's thinking of joining the site now :)

But one thing... I caught you in a snag... One time he's N-Dawg... Then he's Neo... Wurd up wit dat shizzle yo? :D

oh, nice catch. im glad you noticed that typo. I'll go fix it now.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
oh, nice catch. im glad you noticed that typo. I'll go fix it now.

Lol, no problem. I am very observant ;) If I spot anything else I'll let you know :p

like i said before, pure gold....the matrizzle is da bomb, fo' shizzle. tell me old chap, will the matrizzle go on to be relizzled and revolutions? ( i couldn't work out how to change revolutions to ixxle. my bad.)

How bout Revolizzle?

Originally posted by Haxxor
How bout Revolizzle?
now we're talking!
The Matrizzle, the matrizzle relizzled, the Matrizzle Revolizzle

Unpluggd Agent, youre onto a good thing! keep it up!

Mos definizzley the maddest fan fizzle Ive read. Major funny shizzle rude dawg. Keep on keeping it real homey

more soon.

as to sequels, I plan to do em eventually, but how about I finish this one first, huh?

where was I?...ah yes.

*Morphine offers N-dawg a red pill*

Morphine: Bez takin dis pill, boy.

N-dawg: Aight, but watz da blue one fo?

Morphine: Thatz mine....

N-dawg: You mean datz...

Morphine: Yez, it be ma viagrizzle.

N-dawg: hahahahahahahaah....Wurd, homey!

Morphine: Shut yo face.

*Morphine leads Neo into a room with a chair*

N-dawg: Woah! Aint gonna happen, dawg. I aint gettin' in no 'lectric chair!

Morph: It ain't gonna zap ya.

N-dawg: O. Aight then. Now whatya be doing, dawg?

Morph: Youz gonaa be shizzled but itz gonna be aight, wez trackin' you nah.

N-dawg: Huh?

Cyphizzle: Kansas is gettin' its a** outta here, boy, and yur goin' wit it.

N-dawg: oooookaaaaay.

Cyphizzle: yup.

*Cyphizzle presses the magic button and Neo wakes up. Then he falls and passes out*

Lol I was so excited when I saw your name browsing the Fan Fics :D I was expecting something as funny as this :D Very short though. Still funny :D Good work.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
more soon.

as to sequels, I plan to do em eventually, but how about I finish this one first, huh?

sounds good to me boy! BTW, this shiznit gets better as it goes along!

hahhahahahaaaa<---- copy smith(oracle)'s laugh


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhahhahahha
all the zizzle can make me laugh to hell

Originally posted by Agent_Drake
Lol I was so excited when I saw your name browsing the Fan Fics :D I was expecting something as funny as this :D Very short though. Still funny :D Good work.

Yeah I know. It's short because I had to improvise it, I lost the part I wrote. It didn't come out that bad though, since I remembered most of what I already had. The next part will be longer.

*N-dawg awakes on board the Neb*

N-dawg: Woah...Thaz a hell of a hangover...

Morpine: Aint nothin' you shoulda seen Mouse come out.

N-dawg: Mouse? Who dat?

Morphine: It bez ma virtual pimp, yo. That boy is hoooorny.

N-dawg: Wurd.

*Later*

Morphine: Follow me, dawg, Iz gonna show yuz da Matrizzle.

N-dawg: Aight...

Morphine: Sit 'ere. Migh feel a li'l wierd....

*N-dawg gets plugged in*

N-dawg: Yo! What the f***? Where is we?

Morphine: Dis be the constrizzle. It bez our loading program.

N-dawg: Whateveah.

Morphine: 'zit so hard ta be believein'? Look at yo'self, boy! Youz different heah.

N-dawg: What? Yo, thatz wack! What the hell be up wit dat?

Morphine: Iz you. Dat be yo residual self image. Dats how yo mind seez itself.

N-dawg: Now I getz it.

Morphine: Good. Now, cheggit out! Youz lookin' at da desert of da real, dis be a planet now.

N-dawg: Yo!

Morphine: Wurd, homey. Youz ben livin' in a computer simulizzle youz whole life...

N-dawg: Nizzle! I don't believe ya! Nizzle! Nizzle! Nizzle!

*N-dawg wakes up*

Cyphizzle: Boyz gonna pop!

*N-dawg 'pops'*

Lol, that's hilarious. Not your best part but still funnyer than anything :D Good work dawg ;)
Thanks...
Drake

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*Signature Matrix opening...*

...The Matrizzle...

*phone rings*

Cyphizzle: Yo, Trinidad!

Trinidad: Cyphizzle, what up, boy?

Cyphizzle: Its Morphine. He bez thikin' hez found em dis time, yo.

Trin: Say what? That what he bez sayin' last time, homey. But dis one is different, fo shizzle.

Cyphizzle: Morphine is crazizzle, yo. Hez gonna be killin dat boy.

Trin: Whut be his name, my brutha?

Cyphizzle: Tom Andersizzle, he go by da name N-Dawg.

Trin: Sound like anutha friggin' drug addict ta me, dawg. And yeet he be different, ya be knowin.

Cyphizzle: You believe he bez da One, or what, Trinidad?

Trin: I aint know....
LOL!
Trinidad!
Classic!

Originally posted by Agent_Drake
Lol, that's hilarious. Not your best part but still funnyer than anything :D Good work dawg ;)
Thanks...
Drake

yeah i know. It's hard to write the parts that explain the plot without either making them completely nonsensical or then not funny.

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
*N-dawg awakes on board the Neb*

N-dawg: Woah...Thaz a hell of a hangover...

Morpine: Aint nothin' you shoulda seen Mouse come out.

N-dawg: Mouse? Who dat?

Morphine: It bez ma virtual pimp, yo. That boy is hoooorny.

N-dawg: Wurd.



ha ha ha, thats some goooooood shiznit, so very true. you did very well seeing as you improvised.

Yo homey... This izzle the best damn fan fizzle i evizzle bothizzled readizzle

Have I made you guys wait long enough? I suppose so.

____________________________________________________

*Later, Morphine come to N-Dawg to explain what is going on (not another scene like that! ahhh!)...um, anyways...*

Morph: I gotz probs my man.

N-Dawg: What up, my brutha?

Morph: Nothing. Thatz my problem...

N-Dawg:...you lost your viagrizzle, huh?

Morph: Yes....

*Morphine starts crying uncontrollably into N-Dawgs shoulder.*

N-Dawg: Um...Itz okay, homey.

*N-Dawg awkwardly gives Morphine a pat on the back*

Morph: Little red flizzle goin up!

N-Dawg: Whatchu be sayin?

Morph: The pat on the back was too much. Thatz enuff.

N-Dawg: Fo' shizzle.

Morph: Oh, one mo thing i wuz fogettin'. The Oracizzle bez sayin' that da one bez comin' ta end da war. I bez thinkin' youz be da one.

N-Dawg: I don wanna!

Morph: She'll give yaz cookies.

N-Dawg: Well....aight.

Morph: Youz gonna be da one homey!

N-Dawg: Nifty!

Morph: ....NIFTY? Whatz wrong with u? I'm outta heah.

*Morphine leaves N-Dawg to wonder why he just used the word 'nifty'*

*Later, Tanked comes to start N-Dawg's training*

Tanked: Aight, N-Dawg, sleepy timez ovah!

N-Dawg: I aint ben in heah SLEEPIN.

Tanked: ...oh. Aight, anyways, youz gotta bez coming dis way. Youz gonna learn stuff nah.

N-Dawg: Wurd. Letz go!

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Have I made you guys wait long enough? I suppose so.

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*Later, Morphine come to N-Dawg to explain what is going on (not another scene like that! ahhh!)...um, anyways...*

Morph: I gotz probs my man.

N-Dawg: What up, my brutha?

Morph: Nothing. Thatz my problem...

N-Dawg:...you lost your viagrizzle, huh?

Morph: Yes....

*Morphine starts crying uncontrollably into N-Dawgs shoulder.*

N-Dawg: Um...Itz okay, homey.

*N-Dawg awkwardly gives Morphine a pat on the back*

Morph: Little red flizzle goin up!

N-Dawg: Whatchu be sayin?

Morph: The pat on the back was too much. Thatz enuff.

N-Dawg: Fo' shizzle.

Morph: Oh, one mo thing i wuz fogettin'. The Oracizzle bez sayin' that da one bez comin' ta end da war. I bez thinkin' youz be da one.

N-Dawg: I don wanna!

Morph: She'll give yaz cookies.

N-Dawg: Well....aight.

Morph: Youz gonna be da one homey!

N-Dawg: Nifty!

Morph: ....NIFTY? Whatz wrong with u? I'm outta heah.

*Morphine leaves N-Dawg to wonder why he just used the word 'nifty'*

*Later, Tanked comes to start N-Dawg's training*

Tanked: Aight, N-Dawg, sleepy timez ovah!

N-Dawg: I aint ben in heah SLEEPIN.

Tanked: ...oh. Aight, anyways, youz gotta bez coming dis way. Youz gonna learn stuff nah.

N-Dawg: Wurd. Letz go!

Lol! :D:D How do you do it? How do you do it? No seriously tell me I want to be famous :) This is unbeleivable... Lol! So funny. You have so much skill. Good work! A bit short though... But funny as fu....dge :) Keep writing, I enjoy to hear the next part soon! :D
Thanks...
Drake

Humour is a gift, what can I say? For me, a newly discovered gift. This is my first humorous bit of writing, but it's going well.

Thanks Drake. :)

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Humour is a gift, what can I say? For me, a newly discovered gift. This is my first humorous bit of writing, but it's going well.

Thanks Drake. :)

Hey man, lol, it's an honour just to be supporting you. Good work, I say again for the... I think 18th time! :D
Thanks...
Drake

Originally posted by Agent_Drake
Hey man, lol, it's an honour just to be supporting you. Good work, I say again for the... I think 18th time! :D
Thanks...
Drake
When you've said the same thing in 1 forum 18 timews, it's time to quit spamming.

Originally posted by Alfredo
When you've said the same thing in 1 forum 18 timews, it's time to quit spamming.

No I mean, I supported his work 18 times, not said that same thing. I can't leave this kind of masterpeice without posting feedback. That's what I mean :)
Thanks...
Drake

*looks up at last post*

Now THAT was spam.

Yo, think im gonna copy this Matrizzle! Gotta be the best readin ive seen! And my slang sucks!

YAY! unplugged agent is BACK! i been waiting for the next installment for a couple of days...i was starting to miss it!!! *snif* but now ive had my fix...sweet.

Sorry guys, I know I made you wait forever, but here's more.

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Tanked: Brace yo'self

N-Dawg: FO! SHIZZLE!

Tanked: Want mo'?

N-Dawg: Whats wrong wit ya, fool? Hell yeeeah.

*Hours Later*

Morphine: howz ma boy, Tanked?

Tanked I'm aight...A little indegestion, I've got some dia-

Morphine: I don need ta know that homey. Basides, I bez meaning ma boy, N-Dawg.

Tanked: (grumbling) of course he mean N-Dawg....nobizzle cares about dumb old Tanked...next thing ya know theyz be cutting me from da movie...maybe I should bez damandin mo pay...

*N-Dawg wakes up*

N-Dawg: I know Kung-Fizzle!

Morphine: ...Rizzle. Show me.

*Morphine and N-Dawg are loaded into the fighting program*

Morphine: Show mez how yas fight. Now!

N-Dawg: Yes, master.

Morphine: That's right BIATCH!

Morphine: Nowz I shall proceed ta kick yo pale white butt all ovah da place.

N-Dawg: Aight. Lez go.

*The fight, N-Dawg loses*

Morphine: Why did ya lose?

N-Dawg: CUZ I AINT NEVAH DONE DIS BEFO'!

Morphine: Oh....right. Anyways, do yaz bez thinking dats air youz breathing.

*N-Dawg raises and eyebrow*

N-Dawg: Does it really matter? Its just going to end in a bad fart joke.

Morphie: True.

*uncomfortable silence*

N-Dawg: Yur sposed ta ask me ta try again.

Morphine: Aight. Lez go again.

*this time, Neo starts going faster than he thought he could*

Morphine: Dats it. Free yoz mind.

*Meanwhile, on board the Neb*

Mouse: Cheggit out! His nizzlekinizzles are off da hizzle!

Apoc: Wurd.

Morphine: Tanked? Load da jizzle program!

Tanked: Did you just say jizzle?

Morphine: Ya knew what I meant fool!

Tanked: Aight heah it comes....

Originally posted by Unplugged Agent
Sorry guys, I know I made you wait forever, but here's more.

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Tanked: Brace yo'self

N-Dawg: FO! SHIZZLE!

Tanked: Want mo'?

N-Dawg: Whats wrong wit ya, fool? Hell yeeeah.

*Hours Later*

Morphine: howz ma boy, Tanked?

Tanked I'm aight...A little indegestion, I've got some dia-

Morphine: I don need ta know that homey. Basides, I bez meaning ma boy, N-Dawg.

Tanked: (grumbling) of course he mean N-Dawg....nobizzle cares about dumb old Tanked...next thing ya know theyz be cutting me from da movie...maybe I should bez damandin mo pay...

*N-Dawg wakes up*

N-Dawg: I know Kung-Fizzle!

Morphine: ...Rizzle. Show me.

*Morphine and N-Dawg are loaded into the fighting program*

Morphine: Show mez how yas fight. Now!

N-Dawg: Yes, master.

Morphine: That's right BIATCH!

Morphine: Nowz I shall proceed ta kick yo pale white butt all ovah da place.

N-Dawg: Aight. Lez go.

*The fight, N-Dawg loses*

Morphine: Why did ya lose?

N-Dawg: CUZ I AINT NEVAH DONE DIS BEFO'!

Morphine: Oh....right. Anyways, do yaz bez thinking dats air youz breathing.

*N-Dawg raises and eyebrow*

N-Dawg: Does it really matter? Its just going to end in a bad fart joke.

Morphie: True.

*uncomfortable silence*

N-Dawg: Yur sposed ta ask me ta try again.

Morphine: Aight. Lez go again.

*this time, Neo starts going faster than he thought he could*

Morphine: Dats it. Free yoz mind.

*Meanwhile, on board the Neb*

Mouse: Cheggit out! His nizzlekinizzles are off da hizzle!

Apoc: Wurd.

Morphine: Tanked? Load da jizzle program!

Tanked: Did you just say jizzle?

Morphine: Ya knew what I meant fool!

Tanked: Aight heah it comes....

LMAO!! :D

Very Very Funny!

Lol, Unplugged Agent, that's HILARIOUS!!! :D You made us wait awhile, but it was sure as hell worth it! :D Lol, I liked the "Load the jizzle program" Then Tanked (Nice name ;)) Didn't understand, like it was some kind of foreign word, yet every word is izzled :D Very VERY nice work :D
Thanks...
Drake

nice work, Unplugged_Agent! very funny! it getting better every time. its like you're becoming one with the fan fiction! the only thing i hate is the wait we have to endure!! argh! bring on the next one!

yes, I must apologize for that. I did make you wait for a long time. I promise that I will have the next part up much sooner, most of its already written. Perhaps later today.

*Jump Program*

Morphine: N-Dawg, yuz gotta undahstand homey. Dis aint real. Its built on rizzles. And doz rizzles can be broken. Free youz mind.

N-Dawg: Fo shizzle, nizzle if youz says that one mo' time, I'm gonna...

Morphine: You must liberate your consciousness.... Moving on....Follow meh!

*Morph jumps to the next building and beckons for N-Dawg to follow*

Mouse: Wha if he makes it, man?

Cyphizzle: He won. Ain't no bizzle gonna make it on is firs' tra.

Mouse: But wha if he duz?

N-Dawg: Free ma mizzle, Free ma mizzle.

*N-Dawg jumps*

N-Dawg: Aw, damn.

*N-Dawg falls*

Mouse: Wha duz dat mehn?

Trinidad: Nothin' It don't mean a thing.

Cyphizzle: No bizzle evah makes it. EVAH.

Mouse: Aight.