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Terikan's still the man with the Oracle/Neo/Smith translation. I figured I'd take a stab at the Merovingian's Speech...without further adieu...
Merovingian: YOOO....Here's da dawg nizzow...Neo, You be dat One, rizight? An' dere's dat fool Morpheus, whassup my nizzle? (gives him a pound) An' Trinity, of course...girl you so fine you be hurtin' a brotha...shakin' dat @$$. I been hearin' shiznit 'bout ya'll comin' up in the math an' sh*t. Oh, dis be my main biatch, Persephone. Ya'll hungry, get yo' drink on? We know it's bullsh*t but hey, we do what we gotta do, right?
Neo: Naw dawg. We cool.
Merovingian: Yeah, no sh*t. Aiight den, we ain't got time, but if ya don't take time you ain't got time. YOOOOooooo, dis some good French wine 'n' sh*t. French people be sayin' somethin', ya dig? I be talkin' all dat talk 'round da world, but French...Dey be puttin' it down, dawg...especially cussin' and sh*t. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. Ya dig? It's like wipin' your @$$ with silk and sh*t...I be lovin' dat.
Morpheus: Dawg, you know whassup.
Merovingian: Yeah, yeah, I be da one dat hears wha's goin' down in da streets, dig? I know all dat I can. What you be knowin'?
Morpheus: Yo, We be lookin' for dat cat, da Keymaker.
Merovingian: Yeah, I know dat fool, and I be knowin' why you be needin' him, but dis ain't WHY you's here. Dat Keymaker, he be dere to do somethin', but you lookin' for him to...do...what?
Neo: Fool, don't be f***in' wit us, you know whassup.
Merovingian: Yeah, I know, nizzle, but dizzle you nizzle? You be thinkin' you know sh*t, but you don't know Jack. You be here cuz you be listenin' to the math, and the math be sendin' you here, but you ain't got the slightest idizzle why, my nizzles. Dat be how it is, though, somebody tell you to do somthin', you go an' do it. Dat be da truth, fer real though. Causality, Action, Reaction, cause and effect.
Morpheus: Yo, dawg, we all got choices.
Merovingian: Naw homie. Ain't like dat. Choice be faked by dose who gots to dose who don't. Check out sista girl dere. She bad, right dawg? Ain't nobody can keep dey eyes off her. Yo, but check da ill cake I done sent her; did da math in it myself. It's chill at first, right, each line be kickin' a li'l more math, like poetry and sh*t. Den she be gettin' all hot an' whatnot, you see dat sh*t, right Neo? She don't be knowin' why, but she's gettin' hot, an' it don't even matter cuz she be feelin NICE. Soon, dat's all she thinkin' 'bout. Dat be how the universe be workin'. We be fakin', but on da real, we gots no control. We can't fake on da math, dawg. All we can do is be gettin' da 411. Da 411 is what makes me da man and you not. Dat's what power is, da 411. You ain't got da 411, you ain't got sh*t. Ya'll be good dawgs and whatnot, so I'll tell you what to do next. You go tell dat fortune tella dis. She bout to be capped. Yo, I gots to bounce dawgs. Holla back.
Neo: Yo, nizzle...dis ain't it.
Merovingian: Yeah, dis it, dawg. Dat Keymaker, he be wit me, and I ain't lettin' him slip.
Persephone: What you doin'?
Merovingian: Baby please. I be tellin' you bout da cause and effect sh*t. I had too many 40s, I gotta piss. Cause and Effect. Peace out.
Merovingian: YOOO....Here's da dawg nizzow...Neo, You be dat One, rizight? An' dere's dat fool Morpheus, whassup my nizzle? (gives him a pound) An' Trinity, of course...girl you so fine you be hurtin' a brotha...shakin' dat @$$. I been hearin' shiznit 'bout ya'll comin' up in the math an' sh*t. Oh, dis be my main biatch, Persephone. Ya'll hungry, get yo' drink on? We know it's bullsh*t but hey, we do what we gotta do, right?
Neo: Naw dawg. We cool.
Merovingian: Yeah, no sh*t. Aiight den, we ain't got time, but if ya don't take time you ain't got time. YOOOOooooo, dis some good French wine 'n' sh*t. French people be sayin' somethin', ya dig? I be talkin' all dat talk 'round da world, but French...Dey be puttin' it down, dawg...especially cussin' and sh*t. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. Ya dig? It's like wipin' your @$$ with silk and sh*t...I be lovin' dat.
Morpheus: Dawg, you know whassup.
Merovingian: Yeah, yeah, I be da one dat hears wha's goin' down in da streets, dig? I know all dat I can. What you be knowin'?
Morpheus: Yo, We be lookin' for dat cat, da Keymaker.
Merovingian: Yeah, I know dat fool, and I be knowin' why you be needin' him, but dis ain't WHY you's here. Dat Keymaker, he be dere to do somethin', but you lookin' for him to...do...what?
Neo: Fool, don't be f***in' wit us, you know whassup.
Merovingian: Yeah, I know, nizzle, but dizzle you nizzle? You be thinkin' you know sh*t, but you don't know Jack. You be here cuz you be listenin' to the math, and the math be sendin' you here, but you ain't got the slightest idizzle why, my nizzles. Dat be how it is, though, somebody tell you to do somthin', you go an' do it. Dat be da truth, fer real though. Causality, Action, Reaction, cause and effect.
Morpheus: Yo, dawg, we all got choices.
Merovingian: Naw homie. Ain't like dat. Choice be faked by dose who gots to dose who don't. Check out sista girl dere. She bad, right dawg? Ain't nobody can keep dey eyes off her. Yo, but check da ill cake I done sent her; did da math in it myself. It's chill at first, right, each line be kickin' a li'l more math, like poetry and sh*t. Den she be gettin' all hot an' whatnot, you see dat sh*t, right Neo? She don't be knowin' why, but she's gettin' hot, an' it don't even matter cuz she be feelin NICE. Soon, dat's all she thinkin' 'bout. Dat be how the universe be workin'. We be fakin', but on da real, we gots no control. We can't fake on da math, dawg. All we can do is be gettin' da 411. Da 411 is what makes me da man and you not. Dat's what power is, da 411. You ain't got da 411, you ain't got sh*t. Ya'll be good dawgs and whatnot, so I'll tell you what to do next. You go tell dat fortune tella dis. She bout to be capped. Yo, I gots to bounce dawgs. Holla back.
Neo: Yo, nizzle...dis ain't it.
Merovingian: Yeah, dis it, dawg. Dat Keymaker, he be wit me, and I ain't lettin' him slip.
Persephone: What you doin'?
Merovingian: Baby please. I be tellin' you bout da cause and effect sh*t. I had too many 40s, I gotta piss. Cause and Effect. Peace out.