Government Conspiricies!

Hey, I wanted to start a thread that talked about governemnt conspiricies. I have heard a lot, and I wanted to know what you all think. I can't post them right now, but feel free to post your own so we can discuss....

if heard that the government is creating the ultimate lifeform as we type....... PINK MONKEYS WITH LAZER EYES!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!:D

Jeeze, are you serious?!?!?!?!?! Wow, thats even better than the 3-assed monkeys!!

well believe it or not, ive heard the government has recently recieved highly confidential transmissions sent from the planet of "yakazumaru" by the purple-people-eaters. they are planning to merge with the card board people and rule the universe.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are the responses you should have expected, Helix. They are tought by there government to hate conspiracy theorists or anyone one who opposes their government and to try and ridicule them. It is, truly, pathetic. You might however be interested to find the Illuminati thread in the Reloaded section. The responses there were less "amusing" than they are here.

Matthew 7:12,

Homo Universalis

Speaking of the Illuminati, if you want government conspiracies, play Deus Ex: The Conspiracy. One of the best games ever.

Area 51. The greatest conspirancy ever pull by a country. There are many theories about that ghost location, that dosn't appear in any map but is for sure that exists.

After reading and watching tons of material about the Area 51 I said that is a place created to cover the use of toxic material and radioactive material with somes Alien tales.

Why? There's a hard struggle at the court's room in North America at the moment. Because the employess (read: janitors...ect) are dying for somes strange reasons, that are linking to intoxication with toxic substances.

here's a real one.

In the 80's L Ron Hubbard wrote a series called mission earth, where the united states is crippled due to a shortage of oil. Their war machine is completely stalled by the lack of fuel.

Wolfowitz took notice of this theory, turned it into the wolfowitz doctrine and urged for backup sources of oil in case of emergencies. As the cards fell, it was the middle eastern countries that ended up with the best hands.

As time goes on, we would become more and more dependant upon oil from these primarily muslim nations.

The muslim nations are in and have been since the late 80's a type of cold war with israel. The israelis since the 70s have implemented a powerful lobby in the US government, including and not limited to wolfowitz himself. He's been in every administration since reagan.

Here's what's great. He has been the major pusher for a war against Iraq since Bush 1 (after we won the first time). He almost got Clinton to declare war, but the Lewinsky scandel put a stop to that. He's doing this purely to secure Iraq as a FUTURE and consistent source of oil to fuel the American war machine.

Don't get me wrong, it's not because we are imperialists, but it's because the israeli government believes it will need to use us in the future to fight off the upcoming wars with the other middle eastern nations, as more and more sympathy is directed at the disenfranchised palestinians.

Oil means security. And the US is right now a puppet, but one set of strings is about to be cut, and who knows what the future holds...

one of the most interesting conspiracies would be the "burmuda triangle" although i dont know wheather that would be counted as a conspiricy, more just a paranormal thing... ummm ok heres one

when NASA planned to launch nuclear weapons into the atmosphere to test what would happen out in space. but then hackers interveined it by hacking into NASA's computers and disabling anyone access, which stopped them from launching it, i think they left there "mark" behind which was somethine like "hackers against nuclear testing" i cant remember it properly.. anyway finally becasue of the hackers the news of what NASA was going to do got spilled all over the world.

O.K. then, seeing as we're discussing conspiracies, why don't we just cut to the chase : Illuminati.

What do you people think about these shadowy figures?

Illuminati. Plural for Illuminatus, enlightened one. He who has obtained incredible knowledge, intellect and intelligence, a Homo Universalis.

Those who refer to themselves as the Illuminati have been plotting to take full control of the world since 1776. They have done this by making the most powerful people in the world join, such as Bush, Roosevelt, Rockefeller, Disney, Gorbajov, etc.
The Illuminati, a masonic order, will in 2010 (we think) will launch a virus to which they have two cures.

One that cures the disease, and one that postpones the effects. The latter will come in handy in forcing the people to listen to the Illuminati, and the virus will take care of the pauverty.

Imagine the virus spreads in the USA. FEMA immediately takes over and brings the ENTIRE government into a safe place, since it is a national emergency. Than, as the virus spreads, they can eliminate the president and suspend the constitution. By than most governments have submidded to the new world order, because to oppose them, means no medicin, and no medicin means death.
And as the powerfull men, the "Illuminated" ones survive and the rest die, a more suitable government shall arise from the ashes. Automized farming will be developed in such a manner by than that the working class is no longer neccesary and all research will be invested to enhance mankind.

We stand upon the edge of a precipice, the fall from which we will not return. Each of us must find courage, when we are most afraid to do what we must. That is our only hope.

Homo Universalis

Hi HU, i've just been reading up on some stuff again, reading about the background of the Devil on a page discussing the origins of the Illuminati,

1. The Devil decieved mankind by being the sun-god that the pagans worshipped (worshipped through fear) but also Christ will come down and burn everything with a cleansing fire, and the sinners will burn 'for ever and ever' but does this make any sense?

It looks like this also makes people worship through fear, and how can Christ allow 'sinners' to burn for 'ever and ever' when surely this just isn't possible. 'the fact that there would be no forgiveness'

I'm not saying anything against Christianity, but it does seem like the bible has got some stuff mixed up, or the message isn't meant to be taken literally.

2. This is from another site : I've read that the Illuminati split the whole masonic order into two, and then set the two factions of the Masons off against each other, and that the war and destruction that this causes actually furthers their own ends in bringing about the total chaos required to set up the new world order.

Very strange stuff, what do you think about these two things?

Lucifer decended after the creation of Christ.

The question is, when did God create Christ. After all, Lucifer became jealous of Christs higher rank, and than marched against god and Christ claiming that all angelic beings should be god. If god created Christ the moment he put him in heaven, lucifer and satan are not the same. Than Satan and Lucifer are two different beings or satan is some title...

This would also explain:

IN NOMINE DEI NOSTRI SATANAS LUCIFERI EXCELSI

translated (thanx BSD)

In the name of our eminent Lord Satan, Lucifer

Only the two prime sins will be severely punished. Not believing in christ and denying God's existence. The other seven sins can be "neutralized" by the last sacraments, after all that's what Jesus died for.

There are many masonic orders, skulls and bones, Knight's Templar, however the Illuminati is like an Octopus, it is the master-order...

Matthew 7:12,

Homo Universalis

HU that's fascinating, you got any links for stuff relating to what you said about the first question?

Originally posted by Eon dreamhacker
O.K. then, seeing as we're discussing conspiracies, why don't we just cut to the chase : Illuminati.

What do you people think about these shadowy figures?



Like I said once before, play Deus Ex: The Conspiracy.

Yeah, someone's apparently been playing it a little tooooo much.

Originally posted by Terikan
Yeah, someone's apparently been playing it a little tooooo much.


You got me.

does anyone else think that the "matrix theory" could actually be a government conspiracy?

To a certain extent yes, but the issue with this is : to what level? Obviously we don't know the answer to this, but i can imagine some crazies drawing up plans. The only thing is, if some of them are taking their plans the full way, they're gonna have to be around for a long time.

One of the areas that we need to be very watchful of is nanotechnology, and the things that they could covertly 'build' with this stuff without our knowledge.

If some of it is invisible to the eye then you can just imagine the type of experiments that could take place without us knowing anything about it.

Stalin6025, we are at an agreement!

http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6200
I posted this baby in the Reloaded section, but it was buried under the spam by newbies. G.A.O.T.U. also posted a lot in there, and most members no believe he is a memeber of the Illuminati, trying to silence everything :p.

I played Deus Ex, the first version, and it contained a lot of interesting details, for example the Grey Death (A nanovirus) and Ambrosia (The postpone-cure I mentioned in an earlier post).

I haven't played Deus Ex: Conspricies yet, as it's not avaible on pc (I think), however I am planning on buying Deus Ex: Invisible war. But enough about the games, they give only a limited supply of information about the Illuminati and other masonic orders as the game's primary objective is to make money. So if you want to know more about the Illuminati, I suggest you go here:

www.conspiracyarchive.com
http://web.archive.org/web/20010203...inati-news.com/
http://www.babylonproject.org
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.newsoutpost.com/

(BTW, many of this site publish rubbish but most of the articles are interesting and are very likely to be true. Amusing that G.A.O.T.U's avatar is from babylonproject, while he keeps denying the existence of those kinds of groups...)

Matthew 7:12,

Homo Universalis

Cool, thanks HU i'll check those out.

I played a bit of a Deus Ex game but thought it was a bit daft the fact that i couldn't 'hit' things without a weapon! He didn't know how to use his fists/hands for combat, i only played it for a bit and then took it back and got Devil May Cry, a game i really like with a good story to it.

I'm sure Deus Ex is good, i'll get it again sometime hopefully and give it the chance it deserves.

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Stalin6025, we are at an agreement!

http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6200
I posted this baby in the Reloaded section, but it was buried under the spam by newbies. G.A.O.T.U. also posted a lot in there, and most members no believe he is a memeber of the Illuminati, trying to silence everything
Matthew 7:12,

Homo Universalis

thanks for the link, a very interesting thread HU, i did read a bit about the illuminati a while ago, but got sick of it trying to find websites that have actual meaning to it, the thread has opened up my interest once again :D

so apart from the matrix. if you have seen fight club. the way the tyler durston said that if he were to destroy the credit card companies, erase debt, then everyone would go back to being equal.

would that movie be in a sense a way to fight against the illuminati?