Crazy plots

In this thread post crazy plots for m3. For example:
The oracle will marrie Agent smith.

Morpheus owns part of the Matrix (he built most of it?)

Neo will be pregnancy, and his baby will look like Morpheus....

neo finds 0ut that trinity can't have babies so they adopt popper?

the latest bad guys in m3 are giant hamsters
the oracle gets down and dirty with the Mervingian(couldn't resist the dessert cause you know how she loves candy)
Neo ditches pregnant Trinity for Persephone, who divorces the merovingian
the Twins get a deal in Vegas
Agent Smith goes *** and falls in love with himself.

Originally posted by Oracle2.0
the latest bad guys in m3 are giant hamsters
the oracle gets down and dirty with the Mervingian(couldn't resist the dessert cause you know how she loves candy)
Neo ditches pregnant Trinity for Persephone, who divorces the merovingian
the Twins get a deal in Vegas
Agent Smith goes *** and falls in love with himself.


no dont ditch trinity! persephone is only a program! aaaaaaaaah!


more crazy stuff

morpheus falls into acoma or w/e its called but noone knows it cept popper and morpheus thinks hes a 6 yr old girl and popper braids his hair...

Neo wakes up tp find mouse by his side....oh.....wait.......thats true

Jason becomes nice for a change and bakes Morpheus cookies!

After fighting with neo, smith pulls of his mask revealing himself as the architect, shouting "Neo! I am your father! Heir go you are my son! Concordedly we are related! Visa vi..........." He is interrupted by morpheus slicing his sword directly down the middle of The Architect's body.

Persephone Narrates the movie in ghetto slang and imitates christiana aguilera i.e. before they fight she says something like: "things are going to get dirrty!"

and Link turns into the black token guy b/c Morpheus's black is washing off...


okay that made no sense

They need to get to an exit on Elm Street, Fredy is there, and the night mare begins.

The Oracle is pregant with Seraph!

Morpheus buys a pet ferret from the spoon kid and preaches the prophecy to it and tells it that it's the one......and he names it Bibbles

Niobe, Trinity, and Persephone become dominatraces and form a brutal love triangle.

Neo grows a beard and teaches elders how to do the robot and how to play Pokemon

Jason gets played by the Oracle and cries himself to death

Smith decides never to wear sunglasses ever again

Seraph overdoses from too much tea

The Twins join the circus

Ghost gets a life

Counselor Haman becomes Zion's best breakdancer and DJ

Mouse becomes a pothead when he found out Neo isn't ***

Zee kills Link when he lost her chain

The Merovingian still goes to the ladies bathroom

Bane - who cares

Ballard puts Bane in a whole because he wouldn't shut his

:: Bamba-MAN what is wrong with you.... this thread is totally stupid. I can't believe people are actually posting plots aswell...


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Originally posted by neutrosophic
:: Bamba-MAN what is wrong with you.... this thread is totally stupid. I can't believe people are actually posting plots aswell...


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lol thats cute but i thought of another one..agent smith has a baby agent smith with an agent smith

neutro, chill. it's all in good fun. here, have a cookie...you know the rest.

Originally posted by Oracle2.0
neutro, chill. it's all in good fun. here, have a cookie...you know the rest.

maybe he doesnt? cuz he's po'd in a relaxed enviorment...


By the time your done eating it...you'll feel right as rain!

:: i didn't think i sounded angry in my post im sure i wasn't angry writing it if anything i was bewildered that people actually support this type of topic its totally moronic...

:: and besides. the only thing the cookie does to neo is let amazon.com know what he is doing

there u go again. Neutro, sarcasm isn't exactly what one would take as not being angry, or ticked off, etc. if u don't like this thread, than why bother replying to it?

Originally posted by neutrosophic
:: Bamba-MAN what is wrong with you.... this thread is totally stupid. I can't believe people are actually posting plots aswell...


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This thread isn't stupid. This thread is funny! If you don't have something good to say, so don't say anything!

P.S. If you think this thread is stupid, so why do you read it?

Originally posted by Bamba-MAN
This thread isn't stupid. This thread is funny! If you don't have something good to say, so don't say anything!

P.S. If you think this thread is stupid, so why do you read it?

I think the guy who thought it was stupid wanted to contradict himself.

just thought of this:
in Revolutions, the main song is that hippy song that goes , "We're gonna have a rev-o-lu-tion...right now..."

At the end of the movie they play stairway to heaven in a ship w/ niobe + morpheus, neo + trinity

Morpheus's lines are all less than 30 words long.

Originally posted by freeyourmind
Morpheus's lines are all less than 30 words long.

LOL now that is a CRAZY plot!

Neo has all of Trinity's lines and Trinity had all of Morpheus's lines and Morpheus has all of smiths lines...hehe

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
Neo has all of Trinity's lines and Trinity had all of Morpheus's lines and Morpheus has all of smiths lines...hehe
LOL!!

Neo: Is it bad for us or good for us?
Trinity:All of our lives we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance....
Morpheus: I killed you, Mister Anderson, I watched you die... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mister Anderson....

Everyone sneezes at the wrong moments

"...If I knew what you were going to show me Morpheus I'd tell you to shove that red pill up...Ah-CHOO!! Oops..."
"Hello Neo. I am-excuse me-AhCHOO!! Now where was I..."
"...That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr-uh oh. WAHCHOO!!"
"...Isn't that worth Dying for-excuse me....KerCHOO!!..."

Originally posted by Bamba-MAN
LOL!!

Neo: Is it bad for us or good for us?
Trinity:All of our lives we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance....
Morpheus: I killed you, Mister Anderson, I watched you die... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mister Anderson....

heh it makes Neo seem soft and Morpheus out of place lol...and it would be nice if trinity DID have longer lines

Neo became VERY FAT fat after he ate some new cookies the oracle gave him.
She says: "Tonight the future of both world will be in your hands, or in his. Those cookies are your secret weapon."

After that he meet Smith:

Smith: Mr Anderson wlcome back! We missed you...
Neo: It ends. Tonight.

Neo starts to run and then jumps on Smith and smashing him!!!

Neo shouts: "HE HE HE!!!! I am fat!"

Wha...?
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/385864/Parrots.jpg
Just kidding. :)

Originally posted by MacLeod
Everyone sneezes at the wrong moments

"...If I knew what you were going to show me Morpheus I'd tell you to shove that red pill up...Ah-CHOO!! Oops..."
"Hello Neo. I am-excuse me-AhCHOO!! Now where was I..."
"...That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr-uh oh. WAHCHOO!!"
"...Isn't that worth Dying for-excuse me....KerCHOO!!..."

i like how you spelled "the sneeze word" different everytime. thats cute.

Originally posted by Hitman
Wha...?
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/385864/Parrots.jpg
Just kidding. :)


ahhh! stop posting that picture! i've seen it like THREE TIMES! once is good but two is the limit! its driving me mad find another picture!

We find out that Zion is actually another Matrix!!!!!

ick, I hope not.
How bout this?
the rebels and sentinels decide who wins by flipping a coin.

Originally posted by Oracle2.0
ick, I hope not.
How bout this?
the rebels and sentinels decide who wins by flipping a coin.
Yeah, or they all sit down to discuss it over coffee and Oracle cookies...

Originally posted by freeyourmind
We find out that Zion is actually another Matrix!!!!!

Yeah. . . sure it is. Not. You don't have a source to prove this so i'm not buying.

Trinity ditches Neo because she thinks councillor hamann is sexier.

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
Yeah. . . sure it is. Not. You don't have a source to prove this so i'm not buying.
Uh, sullen, I was kidding...

Originally posted by Oracle2.0
Trinity ditches Neo because she thinks councillor hamann is sexier.
No, it's not the councillor, it's the keymaker!
Did you see those two together? What a couple...

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
neo finds 0ut that trinity can't have babies so they adopt popper?

Okay, that's just scary...