Ok this is a pretty fun type thread as long as everyone stays withing the guidelines:
I will start the story and you guys have to continue it using your knowledge on the matrix universe or what you would like to see happen.
You can make it humerous but dont be perverted or go overboard with anything.
ok here we go.
Neo: I'm in!
Link: Ok, Morpheus is in a building 6 blocks away...you better hury because it looks like he is in trouble... Neo flies to the building, and enter it.
In the enternce he see 3 agents.
He kicks their asses, and when he kills them they leaving their human bodies. And then Neo see someone he never saw before... He slowly circle around this new threat untill.... Neo: Who are you?
Man: I be da snizzle dizzle. Yo dun krack dem dawgs up izzle.
Neo: What are you doing here?
Snoop Dawg: Jus dun dealin wit my bro
Neo looks over to Morpheus who is holding a bag of kronic. Originally posted by Choi
Neo: Who are you?
Man: I be da snizzle dizzle. Yo dun krack dem dawgs up izzle.
Neo: What are you doing here?
Snoop Dawg: Jus dun dealin wit my bro
Neo looks over to Morpheus who is holding a bag of kronic.
LMFAO the kronic corrupted morpheus's system and he is unable to control his actions.
Neo: Morpheus get rid of that stuff...
Morpheus: I am sorry Neo
Neo: For what?
Morpheus dropkicks Neo through the window of the building.... Neo gasps, as he falls the ground stretchs like when he fails the jump program. He flies back towards the window.... Suddenly, Smith walks in and copys himself onto Snoop. Now Smith controls Morpheus and its a 3 v 1. Man u guys are giving this story a premature death...
Neo lands back in the room and stares at the 3 in shock.
Neo: "-This is ridiculous."
He backflips through the air as the first Smith tries to sweep-kick him... Smith kicks Neo again.
Neo starts to crie like a baby
Neo:It hurts.....
First Smith:I didn't meant to hurt you, but....
Second Smith: First i must apologise!
Neo: For what?
Third Smith: For this!
The smiths start singing "We are a family"! meanwhile the smiths sing neo takes advantage of the situation and starts running from the smiths, the smiths react and chase Neo into an alley where they find neo and..... Trinity waiting to kick smith butt... dude-- that totally sucked.....just kidding:d
but since trinity never actually fought an agent she thinks twice and starts running away, neo sees that trinity runs and reaches her---he flies away with trinity in his hands and goes to the oracleīs to eat cookies but when they get there they see.... Originally posted by The_Homertrix
You can make it humerous but dont be perverted or go overboard with anything.
cīmon dude u just ruined the story that totally sucks and youīre threads---really, they suck....no ofense but its the truth... so inmature but like..whatever...its uīr life Ignore the ignorant...Let's pick up from:
Originally posted by trinity girl
dude-- that totally sucked.....just kidding:d
but since trinity never actually fought an agent she thinks twice and starts running away, neo sees that trinity runs and reaches her---he flies away with trinity in his hands and goes to the oracleīs to eat cookies but when they get there they see....
Smith...again.
"Welcome back, Mr. Anderson...we've missed you."
The bedroom doors open and the room fills with Smiths.
Smith grins sinisterly and says, "Mr. Anderson, expecting...someone else? Mwahahahaha!!!"
Trinity draws both guns from...who knows where...The Smiths move in...and Neo puts up his hand and says... ....neo: lets dance salsa! and all the agents plus trinity and neo start dancing.... jajaja that was so wrong (oops!)
right now i donīt have any ideas :) Salsa? hmmm...ok....if you say so...
Morpheus opens the door to dozens of Smiths, Neo, Trinity and the Oracle dancing salsa.
Morpheus: What the...?
Neo: Well, it was either that or the Oracle was going to spank each of us...she suggested we have a 50's style dance off instead.
Morpheus: I gotta find Snoop Dog...whatever that was he just sold me is really kickin' in....
Smith37: Wait. We've....forgotten our purpose...our reason...for being here...
Smith 28: Yes...We are here for you Mr. Anderson...we've got...something to ask you... trinity walks into a room. she notices someone else there.
trinity: What are you doing here? smith 28: do u take the oracle as uīr wife?
neo: what the hell is wrong with u?? i love trinity
neo turns around and sees trinity and asks:
neo: trinity....would u marry me..?
trinity almost crying: ohh of course---yes!! yes!!
all the agents: aweee!!!!
morpheus wipping of his tears: oh what a nice couple
neo: but there is something left to do..... Sullen, that reply was to some guy who was saying some really f'ed up things on the site, not to the previous post. Originally posted by Hitman
Sullen, that reply was to some guy who was saying some really f'ed up things on the site, not to the previous post.
It's gone now. someone should keep on the story from here....donīt u think?
Originally posted by trinity girl
smith 28: do u take the oracle as uīr wife?
neo: what the hell is wrong with u?? i love trinity
neo turns around and sees trinity and asks:
neo: trinity....would u marry me..?
trinity almost crying: ohh of course---yes!! yes!!
all the agents: aweee!!!!
morpheus wipping of his tears: oh what a nice couple
neo: but there is something left to do..... trinity: what?
neo: I have to get that other 'special' key the keymaker had.
trinity: where's it lead?
neo: it's a special surprise for the honeymoon... when neo goes with the keymaker he asks:
neo:d u have the key ready?
keymaker: well......emm....iīm really sorry......
neo: for what?
keymker sobbing: please donīt hit me.....
neo: iīm loosing mi patience...tell me what happened???
keymaker:...emmm....i...i...i lost the key and i cant remember the shape so i canīt make a copy
neo: WHATT!!!!?????
neo gets so mad that he....
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