Things NOT to say to a cop:

-I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

-Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

-Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a polic officer.

-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!

-I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

-When the Officer says, "Gee Son......your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shoudn't respond with, "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

OMG, those are so funny, are you tryin to make me laugh to death?:D

-would you like a donut pig

-are you really that fat or is it just the armor

-hey piggy you wont some pork

lol, image-maker, thats the idea! I got some others, my mother sends them to me, she gets them from her friends and always passes them on, some of them are great, ill post some later!

lmao..that's some good stuff right there.

i hate it when the cop pulls u over and goes "do u know how fast u were goin, buddy?" i just wanna say "god u freakin moron u pulled me over for it, don't you know????"

Yeah, don't the cops have anything better to do than make you life a misery?

im a camp counselor and my co counseler and me were out partyin and he tried the one about the trunk
the cop checked the trunk(it was empty) and gave him a ticket
lol

Hey those are great now i think ill put them to the test when im pulled over for speeding. :D

LOL, yeah, but I heard about some guy who did that to cops and one uptight cop got all made and charged him with harrassment or something. So watch out!!

lol

NO OFFICER THIS IS NOT WEED ITS MY FIVE LEAF CLOVER

hell yeah, this is a hella nice thread people. Hey helix u gotta nice moving avatar now. its bad arse!

idd moving avatars are a must!

I once asked a cop, 'If I called you a C#*~, would you arrest me?'
He replied 'Yes, for sure'.
I continued, 'If I thought you where a c#*~, would you arrest me?
He replied ' No, everyone is entitled to their own opinion!.'
'In which case' I said, ' I think your a c*#~!!!'

LOL
Lets see......

probably

-OINK OINK

- Don't mind the noise coming from the trunk

LOL, dont worry, the third batch of avatars i make for the site will ALL be animated. Also, i love the five leaf clover one, thats great! We had a teacher who used to wear this other kind of leaf that looked EXACTLY like a weed leaf, and she got in trouble! :D

Originally posted by Morpheus1
NO OFFICER THIS IS NOT WEED ITS MY FIVE LEAF CLOVER

why would you be carrying cannabis leaves around with you????????????? its the marijuana(sp?) buds you smoke, in other words THE FLOWER OF THE PLANT, and how tasty it is also yum yum.

stay off the fife leaf colfer. and you may under stand

the source..

http://www.ahajokes.com/pol01.html

when i officer flashers me to pull over i go faster

Very funny, I was nearly dieing of laughter.

i can almost garuntee were u got those jokes.....ive seen them before.....its a website called www.00fun.com (http://www.00fun.com/). no offense, but learn ur own jokes.

LOL! Those are good ones. There is also...

-Bad cop! No doughnut!

give up-all ur r good but helix's will always b the best

Originally posted by .Ne0.
the source..

http://www.ahajokes.com/pol01.html

LOOK^^^^^^^^^^^^

Wow. That´s some funny jokes. Here are a few of my own.

Sorry officer I couldn´t read the limit sign, I was going to fast!

You can give me a ticket but you can´t take my license again!

Thanks for stopping me you #¤?+@£$! Do you know how fast I´ll have to drive now to gain the time I´ve lost ´cuz of you!

I´m sorry for going so fast. It´s just that I get so excited when I´m drunk!


What do you guys think.

:p

lollollollollol.. you guys are funny..I got one....

No Mr Budwiser, I haven't had any Officers tonight!

OR... Hey Officer, would you like a cold one?