Seriously now.

Strike Anywhere

I've been at this forum for a while, and I've noticed that there's an abundance of you running around trying to make up your own theories for some sort of status symbol, but seriously.

A lot of you are quite ignorant to the facts this movie presents, and are more intrigued by the images your imagination is creating while watching it. You come up with far fetched ideas like Locke being an Agent. How utterly RIDICULOUS.

A lot of your "ideas" (and that's all they are people, theories are ideas with facts to support them, and honestly, most of you here have no idea what you're talking about.) are so mindless, and the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for you people being like this is nothing more than trying to gain status by saying "I founded this theory."

Well wake up! Holy ducks, even the stupidest theories I've read on this forum (the man being led out of the restaurant is Neo in the future. Seeesh! What are you going to say now? The orgasm girl was Switch brought back to life?) have probably been thought up by someone else before you. You're not the founder of anything.

Honestly, there are maybe 5 intelligent theories on this forum, and believe it or not, Matrix in another Matrix is one of them. It's very intelligent, well thought out, has facts to support it. The only thing it doesn't have going for it is its believability as the conclusion to a trilogy like this..

But either way. I know I haven't been around here as longer as others, but take this with a grain of salt. I'm trying trying to encourage you to be more rational and reasonable with your ideas, instead of flooding this forum with senseless nonsense.
Squiddy3

I agree with you in many ways, but you should accept some people's curosity. The Matrix is a confusing movie with lots of secrets. Some people just maybe have a feeling about things and want to share it. They are not trying to sound stupid to some people I think you should maybe just leave them alone and not care about what other people are thinking.
Strike Anywhere

Well thanks for a nice, calm reply. But I can't help myself become totally frustrated by the nonsense here. Since there are some VERY interesting theories here, like the phone call at the end of Matrix being the last scene of Revolutions. BRILLIANT. I'd LOVE it if stuff like that was written here more often, but in order to read through it, I have to sort through the other mindless babble. It's a shame.
Hitman

No matter how ridiculous you may believe some of the theories on this site to be...regardless of other's thoughts, whether you agree with them or not, EVERYONE has the right to post.

You can debunk their "theories" all day if you want, but you can't tell people not to post because YOU think they're stupid.

Let's face it, The Matrix is about freeing one's mind. So is this site. Therefore, if someone wants to say something about an idea they had, they should be allowed to. Who knows? One of these "stupid" ideas could lead any one of us to a higher thought...give the people a little slack...you may have such a high IQ that you are on the Architect's level of thinking, but some people are not...so cut them some slack...be a little more...patient, ok?

If someone says something stupid, fine, call them on it...refute it...whatever...but remember...this is a forum for all types of discussion, is it not?
Hitman

As for your reply...sorting through the mindless babble to get to the stuff worth reading (paraphrasing)...well, that's life, isn't it? We've gotta wade through all the $#!+ to get to the stuff worth checking out, right?
Squiddy3

Hitman, nice sorting out. A lot of people say stupid things, they sometimes aren't as smart as us but we should always remember that we were once like them.
Choi

Do you think you are the first person who has stated this? Do you think that you're going to gain status be being the first person to shun arrogant posts. Well you're not. Quite being jealous of others who have bigger mind capacities that you and have the ability to free their minds in understanding the matrix.


snoogans :D I'm just playing around.
Strike Anywhere

yes u fool. itz my theorie cuz im the 1st person i no who said it. that makes it mine. im smart now cuz i have my own theorie lol.


(it was my best attempt....)
Merovech

Originally posted by Strike Anywhere
BRILLIANT. I'd LOVE it if stuff like that was written here more often, but in order to read through it, I have to sort through the other mindless babble. It's a shame.

I agree that there is a lot of nonsense going on in this forum (believe me, the forum I was attending before I noticed this one, was far worse, people just trying to break eachother down with words), but you cannot blame anyone for that.
There will always be different levels of thinking in people, that's how the world is, and this site is just a part of that world.
I wish it was different too though...there could be a lot more going on on these forums.
Precious time is lost with scanning all the nonsense for something interesting. But the same thing goes for the people that are interested in those threads. They'd probably be bored out of their minds when they read something you've written.
Just choose the things you like, and forget about the rest. Don't get annoyed by it, just enjoy the fact that you can choose not to get into such a conversation. (If you don't like banana's, you just don't buy them, you don't ask the manager of the supermarket to stop selling them right? ;- )
But still, there are some people around here that actually have good ideas, and I think it's nice to philosophise with them.
Terikan

using your example merovech, let's say you went to a supermarket, looking for good food, and all they had was bananas? that would be annoying, wouldn't it?
TheRealOne

I have 3 new theories:

(1) Locke is an agent;

(2) The man being led out of the restaurant is neo in the future, and (my favorite theory of all);

(3) The orgasm girl is Switch brought back to life.

That's right, you heard it here. Give me the blue ribbon. I hate to be a smart ass (not really), but Strike Anywhere, sometimes going out on a limb, even if it is just based on a feeling, leads to an unexpected discovery. Especially in a forum like this one, where people may help each other iron out their "theories" or create theories based on ideas.

By the way, those who think precious time is lost scrolling through the junk to get to the treasure, needs to reevaluate why they are in this forum if their time is so precious. It's only science fiction (or is it?).
toymachine970

#2 wsa trippy...thats reallllllly good.....the others are not however
freeyourmind

Look, dude, that's the point of this forum.
Throwing around your thories and getting people's replies to them. If you think an idea is stupid, reply to it and explain why.
Dont whine. Free your mind.
toymachine970

ok fine...heres my reply:
#1-locke is the commander...why would he be an agent...only smith can un tap himself into the real world...why would other agents be able to do it?

#3- She doesnt even look like her..and so what if she did...whats the point it would bring no purpose to what is going on....

you dont have to be perfect all the time and explain every little thing you say you dont agree with...youll learn that in time...
Xvim

Well, its not as if this forum is being flooded with posts.
keymaker_0

Strike, you're just jealous because you don't have your own theory.. :D I'm only joking..
Cyqu

The beautiful thing about a forum is that everyone has a voice here... let them speak, why bring agression in something that is not totally accurat... like some theories... you say ''THAT IT'S REDICULOUS AND THEY'RE ALL NUTS AND THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES''... I think that that kind of looking at it... is rediculous itself... respect yourself and others! And if you don't like some theories.. that's ok, you can read them or not... you can also just leave... it's very simple!

Greetz, Cyqu
Merovech

Originally posted by Terikan
using your example merovech, let's say you went to a supermarket, looking for good food, and all they had was bananas? that would be annoying, wouldn't it?

Indeed. :-)

Most of the time, people can be compared with those bananas, and somethimes it may seem there's nothing but bananas in this world.
However, a lot of people appear to be bananas on first sight, but when you peel them they prove to be a lot less mushy than you expected them to be.
Nothing wrong with a good old banana from time to time though.
Squiddy3

Bannana Smoothies are the best though.
SNK BITN

Its just the internet, if you dont like it, keep scrolling or hit up a more "intellegent" site. Sorry to bore you with our stupidity. I see newbies are not treated too well on this site, and thats to be expected. Perhaps thats something a "newbie" forum would fix. That way newbs wont get such arrogant replies to simple questions.
Cyqu

The beautiful thing about a forum is that everyone has a voice here... let them speak, why bring agression in something that is not totally accurat... like some theories... some say : ''THAT IT'S REDICULOUS AND THEY'RE ALL NUTS AND THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES''... I think that that kind of looking at it... is rediculous itself... respect yourself and others! And if you don't like some theories.. that's ok, you can read them or not... you can also just leave... it's very simple!
People wining about theories of others don't deserve a newbe-forum specially for them
Greetz, Cyqu
SNK BITN

A newbie forum would be used for newb questions about the movie that have been covered repeatedly. Theory discussion can be held in this forum. Its not like its a difficult thing to make another forum.
Cyqu

okay... that's a good idea... but this wasn't the reason... this is about somebody not appreciating other peoples theories... you don't have to be a newbe to come up with not so great theories... it CAN happen that they miss a little detail... but that is not a reason to become frustrated (like Strike Anywhere) ... cuz, buddy... if you already get frustrated from this, you are gonna have a real hard time the rest of your life...

Maybe there should be a Matrix-theorie-forum ...so theories are save from agressive behaviour... just my oppinion...

Greetz, Cyqu
Squiddy3

Well said Cyqu. I agree.
Cyqu

thank you :)
SNK BITN

I hear ya and agree, well said.
Strike Anywhere

Bananas here, bananas there, bananananas every where. I just wish people would be more rational about their theories. Add a bit of realism, rationale and logic to them. It's just a bother even reading some of the other nonsense on here, but it could be really fun to have some actual intelligent stuff on here.
Squiddy3

Well, then don't read them, if it sounds stupid to you then just don't read it.
Squiddy3

Originally posted by Cyqu
thank you :)


Your very welcome
Strike Anywhere

So you're saying I should judge the book by its cover? ... .. .. Wow.
Paladin

1) Locke is not an agent, but he is secretly in love with Morpheus. That's why he's been pouring out his frustrations on one poor captain. That's also why Niobe is itching to leave him and go back to Morpheus.

2) The man being led out of The Merovingian's restaurant is not another Neo, but Captain Nemo from "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." The actor walked onto the wrong set.

3) Orgasm girl is actually another creation of Mouse's, the equally famous Woman In A Pink Dress from his adolescent artist years. She was purchased at a sci-fi convention.

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The only answer to speech is more speech. It does not matter how wrong, evil, antagonizing, lewd, disgusting, un-original, offensive, or crime-provoking the speech is. No form of censorship can be allowed to dominate the free exchange of opinions and ideas in the slightest, lest the powers that be use the censors to increase their power.
TheRealOne

I agree with Milton ("Paladin") Freedman. Thinking outside the box is important.
Merovech

Originally posted by Strike Anywhere
but it could be really fun to have some actual intelligent stuff on here.

So...start a new (intelligent) thread and see what happens...
What would you like to discuss?
freeyourmind

Originally posted by Paladin
1) Locke is not an agent, but he is secretly in love with Morpheus. That's why he's been pouring out his frustrations on one poor captain. That's also why Niobe is itching to leave him and go back to Morpheus.

2) The man being led out of The Merovingian's restaurant is not another Neo, but Captain Nemo from "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." The actor walked onto the wrong set.

3) Orgasm girl is actually another creation of Mouse's, the equally famous Woman In A Pink Dress from his adolescent artist years. She was purchased at a sci-fi convention.

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The only answer to speech is more speech. It does not matter how wrong, evil, antagonizing, lewd, disgusting, un-original, offensive, or crime-provoking the speech is. No form of censorship can be allowed to dominate the free exchange of opinions and ideas in the slightest, lest the powers that be use the censors to increase their power.

Thankyou for sharing that with us. That was very profound.
Cyqu

But hey... this is going somewhere... at least we get answers to questions and no kicks to the head :-)

Greetz, Cyqu
Matrixxx

Originally posted by Strike Anywhere
Bananas here, bananas there, bananananas every where. I just wish people would be more rational about their theories. Add a bit of realism, rationale and logic to them. It's just a bother even reading some of the other nonsense on here, but it could be really fun to have some actual intelligent stuff on here.

You are right.
This is the most UNRATIONAL thing ever read in this forum.

Talking about the movie, according to your ideas, theories, mind blablabla... Neo would never have accepted Morpheus theories because they were unrational, impossible, stupid, crazy.
So he would have taken the blue one !
Congratulations, nice theory.

(a tip: take the blue pill, shut down the computer, do not think you are the only one that can judge and understand the intelligence otherwise in that exact moment you have lost it)
Cyqu

This forum only exists because of theories, dreams and fantasy from different people all over the world... forcing people to come with more correct theories is impossible, I'm glad I don't have the same mind as my neighbour... I'm glad my sister has another mind than me... you are gonna have a really hard time if you don't like other peoples minds and ideas... cuz we are all different... I suggest you find some help if you get frustrated from some small things on this forum!...

Greetz, Cyqu
Hitman

Ultimately, I think it's safe to assume that the general consensus of people that have participated in this thread, and most likely the majority of people contributing to this site, is to tolerate people's ideas, no matter how assinine they may seem to you. After all, I'd be willing to bet that there are several people who would read some of even your theories and shake their heads in disbelief and/or disgust. No offense intended...the point is that everyone is entitled to their opinion...you, me, and every other poster here...so we've got to tolerate each other. We can discuss and dispute the ideas...after all, that's part of what this forum's about...and if you think something's stupid, why even bother responding to it? Move on, you know?

And for the record, banana smoothies are the best!
Cyqu

yeah... banana smoothies ROCK!
Hitman

LMAO!
Cyqu

idem dito

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