you know your obcessed with the matrix when...

you know you are obcessed with the matrix when you text all your friends with the matrix has you... around 5am

or when you lay in your bath tub and pretend its your pod..

when do you know that you are obcessed?..
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...you join a website completely dedicated to the matrix

Originally posted by exulto
...you join a website completely dedicated to the matrix
hehe, good call :)

you know you're obsessed if whenever you see a white rabbit you follow it!

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Yeah, n when u start quoting the lines incessantly!!

"Well it is a pickle, no doubt about it..."

-Doh!!

U know u r obsessed when you buy multiple pairs of sunglasses that r shown in the matrix movies.

Ooh...oh ho ho that's a GOOD one!! Careful t' moderators dun catch ye!....

You know you're obsessed when you try to bend over backwards in slow motion!

Heh, right when I saw the title of this topic, I though that joining on to this forum thing. :D

You know you're obsessed when jump and cover everytime you see someone using same clothes than agents..

And you know you're obsessed when you ask every week your local locksmith to make you a key to the Source or to backdoors. :) (I would like to see locksmith's face after that question..) :)

You know you're obsessed when you try to run up walls. . .

You know you're obsessed when you are driving on the freeway and think you are being followed agents . . .(i know from experience)

You know you're obsessed when....

you join a website, log on daily, take pride in the number of posts you'be submitted and begin to recognize the names of other people on the forum....at 2am!

you kn ow your obsessed w/ the matrix when...

you constantly visit your chyropractor(dunno how to spell it... u know the back guy)

you drive on the wrong side of the road on the freeway.

you wear sunglasses inside and big coats when its summer.

you start eating your own snot(eww)

you start beating up your computer couse you think it controls you.

you pay a hobo to get u into it if yer under 17(ok ok i copied that frum south park)

your "looking 4 him"

you end up in jail for beating up and fbi agent

you think neo will save you so you jump off yer school building

You can come up with a whole lot of freaky analyses of what the matrix movies could actually mean........................

Originally posted by Jaded
You know you're obsessed when....

you join a website, log on daily, take pride in the number of posts you'be submitted and begin to recognize the names of other people on the forum....at 2am!

:D :D :D

Dead right!

You know you are obsessed when you think there is "Something wrong with the world which you can't explain"

You know you are obsessed when you grab a roll of gift wrapping and pretend you are surrounded by agents!

You know you are obsessed when after you say "Me.." you have to repeat it twice more before imagining the person in front of you to turn into you and say "Me too!"

Originally posted by Windstalker86
U know u r obsessed when you buy multiple pairs of sunglasses that r shown in the matrix movies.

Woohoo! I own 4 pairs of sunglasses from those movies and a phone too, I'm now officially obsessed with the Matrix movies :D.

Another one: you know you're obsessed with the Matrix when you keep answering your cellphone with the words 'tank I need an exit!'.

that's sad

You know your obsessed with the matrix when

You try to stop bullets by poiinting your hand at them

You know you are obcessed when a friend trows you a piece of paper an you bend over backwards in slow motion and making funny noise trying to imitate the sounds eard in he movie.

Like "thssssoou" lol...sounds more convincing if actually eard

You know you are obsessed when you choose red paracetamol over blue.

you know your obssesed when....

you and a friend memorize the fight sequencize(sp?) in parts of the movie and reinact them in your room.....

when you remake the video with your buddies

^^^HEHEE iam guilty of that.. me and my friends made our own MATRIX STYLE MOVIE with our homemade bullet time! its off the hook here is a pic from our movie

Nice one RJM. I was also showing my friends the choreography and begging them to film one scene....
u know you're hooked when u can find a quote to say anywhere you go wif your pals!...

http://www.imax.com/

:)

I just bought all the characters sunglasses off of Matrixspecs.com, am I obsessed?

when there's a moment of silence with you're girlfriend and the next sentence starts :

"you know what I realize ..."

You know you are obsessed when you sit in front of your computer thinking of a witty reply to this thread!

UR Obsessed when ur in church and ur preacher is wearing a black suit and u end up beating the S*** out of him

Originally posted by mazman
You know you're obsessed when you try to bend over backwards in slow motion!

IVE DONE THAT :) :) :) :)

I've got one...you know you're obsessed when you can still sit down, excited, and watch The Matrix with the same enthusiasm that you had when you first sat watching it in theater. After dozens of times..."Yay, mom...The Matrix is coming on!!" Pull out the candy, put the corn on the kettle...it's time to watch my favorite movie...again! When you can sit there and say every line, word for word. When the movie is still awe-inspiring and a joy to watch...that's when you're obsessed. When you have matrix-style dreams and you pretend to be characters in the movie...that's when you're obesessed.:)

you noe you're obsessed with the matrix when:

everytime before you eat a hot tamale, you act out the entire red pill/blue pill scene.

i did that. a whole ####ing box, i did the scene like 15 times. both the pills were red but i dint care. it was fun. . .

i noe im obsessed.

you know your obcessed when you call your girlfriend trinity!

You know your obsessed when you call collect and you hear the person say "operator" and you have to ask for the nearest exit.

1)....you spend more time at work reading posts from forums than actually doing work.

2)....you keep talkin about the matrix after a big cannon of chronic.

3)....you hope you spot Trinity in a club.


can't think of any more right now....

... when you keep asking yourself on any given situation:
"whay would Neo do?"...

You talk about the Matrix and anything related to it all the time with your best mates x-)

Good example is each Friday, me and one of my mates always rent a film out to watch. We always walk down to the video store and you can be guaranteed after 5 minutes we'd have begun to talk about the matrix.

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Also when its 4am, you're tired and you HAVE to watch the Matrix before you goto sleep. Happened to me way to much :(

is there any way i could see ur movie?

thelone1- r u talking about my movie? cus if you are i can send you a copy when iam finished with the editing (around august 15) its such hard work!.. buts its awsome! lots of shootouts! fighting- and a car chase!

don't u h8 it when people say ur hooked on the matrix, all because you dodge bullets, run up walls, and fly. i mean,don't u guys h8 it when u do that stuff, or is it just me????????


JOrd

You know you're obseesed .....when you keep on coming back to this same thread because it makes you laugh every time you read it!!

Fall asleep on your computer from searching for him expecting green text to pop up.

You make a screen saver so that when you fall asleep at your computer it shows green text thats the same from the matrix (i.e. trinity & neo convo)

Forgot this one:

When you have nothing else to say you start saying random quotes from the matrix and matrix reloaded, and matrix revolutions but end up reciting the entire script (not including M3btw).

Or your obsessed when you do a drama movie and doing all the matrix moves in it and having all the music from the matrix in it

Dutchy

Originally posted by exulto
You know you're obseesed .....when you keep on coming back to this same thread because it makes you laugh every time you read it!!

Yup.. I know though what some people do when their obessed is pretty funny!

you know your obsessed when you try to grow your own fabric to make your own clothes that look like they are from the "Real world"

you know your obcessed when you TEXT our friends at 4am with 'THE MATRIX HAS YOU...."

oh yeah i forgot this one:

you know your obcessed when you cross a security metal detector and you purposely carry a small piece of metal so that the detectors will go off then the staff will ask you to remove any metal you may be carrying then you pretend you have a trench coat with about 10 guns under it. (then you look around and in y our mind you play the lobby scene)

another one:
you know your obcessed when you have a countdown to revolutions

you know your obsessed when you renovate your intire house each room to look like a setting from the matrix

well isebt that funny iam on this web site at 2 am and wrtiing a thread

you should the visit the "kinda annoying" thread thelone1... hahaha i think thats really funny! ^ _ ^

I think being obcessed by The Matrix is like fallin' in love. No one can tell you you are, you just know it, head to toe!

;)

You know your obsessed when...

you try to act out matrix moves in the pool

you base your life around the Matrix

your AOL theme, buddy icon, desktop wallpaper, screen saver, IM wallpaper has to do with the Matrix


You dress completly in black (complete with black trench coat and black sunglasses), no matter what the season.

You wait countless days for the next Matrix-type thing to arrive. (video game, movie etc..)

You name your kids and pets names from the Matrix.

You spend a lot of time listing things that make someone obsessed with the Matrix

((I apologize in advance for any ideas I have taken without knowing it, and for any bad obsessions I have listed :P))

lol i have my aol wallpaper matrix related too on IM!

back to the topic though...

You know your obsessed with the matrix when you change your calander and days based on ppl i.e.: monday =trinity day

i got a few more:

when u leagely change yer name to a charactar frum the matrix

when u steel the bootleg of revolutions

when u beat etm as both charactars over and over and over and over again until u have a seigere(read the first page of instrunction books to anygame,it says how to prevent a seigere!)

when u get mugged and try to beat up yer muggers and end up dead laying in a gutter while rats chew on you

You know your obsessed when you try to get a car that trinity drives in the highway scene and then later at stickers on it to look like the car has been shot.


lol "the two" -jt said that on mtv before...."Neo's the one i'm the two"

You know your obsessed when:

You spend all day and night thinking of more obsessions

You try to stick your hand in a random person hoping to copy yourself, or to retrieve something from inside them (i.e. a bullet, wallet, or something like that)

You buy anything that has to do with the matrix (i.e. powerade bottles, posters, wall scrolls, room wallpaper)

You start coloring your things in black and matrix green

You spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars trying to make everything in your life matrix style (i.e matricizing as I like to call it)

You post multiple posts explaining what makes one obsessed with the matrix.

hey guys i wanna be obsessed too. how do i put an image next to my name on the thread???, i think its cool.

i think im obessed too, especially when you visit this website during work hours and when u get home :)

you know your obsessed when every discussion outside the matrix leads back to the matrix

Originally posted by naz
hey guys i wanna be obsessed too. how do i put an image next to my name on the thread???, i think its cool.

SUre I'll tell you. see near the top of the screen where it says USER CP. CLick on that then click on edit options. Scroll to the bottom of the screen until it says CHANGE AVATAR. CLick on that then pick one of the available ones it shows.

when your family has to dress up you get your dad to look like agent smith and your mom impersonates persphone -in a non playboy channel way...but not too motherly looking oracle way...

Very nice. SOme of these are rather true, others are way far off. I can definatly say I am obsessed becuase I do some of these.

you also know your obsessed w/ the matrix when you walk around your house labeling random things related to the matrix like "trinity"

U know your obsessed with the Matrix when:

You know every single line of the movie
You try to copy Neo's moves with your friends
You enter in the lobby of your buiding and start to run pretending to be with a gun

Originally posted by NeoRunner
You know every single line of the movie
You enter in the lobby of your buiding and start to run pretending to be with a gun

Well maybe not that obsessed. :D

1) You actually have contests with your friends in the pool, seeing who could do the best matrix moves, and then make them guess who you are when you do a certain flipity-kick thing.

...guilty. i am a dork.


2) At the supermarket, you see that the person in front of you in line got Powerade. You look at them out of the corner of your eye and state. "Good going. At least SOME batteries know how to recharge."

...not guilty.


3) You know what i'm talking about in #2


4) You dress up spiffy and Matrix-y when you go to the movies

...guilty.

5) A kid comes up to you in the lobby and asks if you're from the matrix and do you know Neo.

...this really did happen to my friend. She said no, that they're going to see Finding Nemo.

6) The ticket guy starts to recognize you for your costume, and wants a signed picture.

1) At church, you go on a long-winded explanation on Matrix philosophy, and are confused when you are kicked out for sacreligion.

2) You do an online search for "Trinity shrine" because you want to find a really good fan page and not those cheap character bios all of the sites have, and are confused when church sites pop up.

hey guys, thanx a lot, now i am obsessed. the pic looks cool.

one more thing :), how do i put a different pic then the ones available on?

u guys are terrific man.

:)

u fart and think "the smell is only in my mind.."
u leap after wind up toys screaiming about firing an emp

you know your obsessed when you drink only powerade because neo supports it (the deviant art by brianna)

You know you are obecssed by the matrix when you stare at the mirror for about 2 hours, trying to see yourself in THE CODE.....


...and after 2 and half hours, you actually start seeing green letters falling donw the mirror, in a 3d shape of your body....

you know you obsessed when your at church or in chorus and instead of singing the right words you sing the words to any matrix song (from the soundtrack)

You know your obsessed when you lie down, close your eyes,and continuously repeat "this isn't real, this isn't real", trying to "unplug" yourself from the Matrix. ( i tried this once, doesn't work too well.....)

you know your obsessed when you turn around and look around your home and every INCH of the house reminds you of the matrix (i.e. matrix influenced wall paper)

Also when you grab a metal bar, and try to swing around with it kicking at things. (this, to, I also tried. I have some injuries to show fom it.....)

also when u lean on a lampost near an office building, and when every1 is going home in their suits u try to pull the lampost outta the ground

LMFAO!!!!!!

Ok...let's see...

You know you're obsessed when:

You walk around going, "Welcome back, Mr. (insert last name here)...We've missed you..." in your best Smith voice...

You imagine doing EVERYTHING in bullet time...

When you wear your trenchcoat and sunglasses, people stop you on the street and make it a point to tell you you look like the Matrix...and that they were very scared for a minute...(true story...actually happened to me)

When you post as often to this site as possible because you want to see what the next ranking will be: Newbie, Cool Newbie...There is no Spoon... ;)

u become top poster on a matrix site :P

you know you are obcessed when you cross the crowded street you stop look at the sky and say FREEZE IT

at work i put THE MATRIX HAS YOU..... in everyones computer login page- i did it after work so they will see it first thing in the morining the next day..

i also wrote follow the white rabbit on the board and drew a white rabbit :) i hope no one from my job reads this.. : )...

one more...
eveytime i talk to someone i talk architech style...
like when i was gonna ask my cousin to go to a party with me i told him "i would ask you to come with me but i already know what your gonna say.. i can see it in your eyes.. desire over logic.. blah blah blah..i throw in a bunch of other mumbo jumbo by the time iam done he is like HUH???

LOL

you know you're obsessed when you're trying to get hold of a replica of a MRI Desert Eagle handgun :)

you know your obsessed when you have your own matrix posse follow you every where

Originally posted by naz
how do i put a different pic then the ones available on?

YOU have to meet a certain post requirement. there is one at 3, 5, 10, 25, and there are a lot more.

Originally posted by iamatwin
u become top poster on a matrix site :P


Nice one. Do you by any chance happen to be the top poster?

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
you know your obsessed when you have your own matrix posse follow you every where

I have a Matrix posse alot...........well they are like the pathetic extras that can't fight if their cool threads depended on it....I am pathetic.

Originally posted by L33T_NeoX5
Nice one. Do you by any chance happen to be the top poster?

lol yep thats me!

You know ur obsessed when:
1. you follow people who have white rabbit tattoos on them
2. spend 24/7 looking for people w/ 'Alice in Wonderland' MOs(see AniMatrix lately?)
3. You spend ur time trying to figure out the following:
'Is this real?' "Have I had bad dreams about people putting foriegn objects, such as mechanical bugs in my belly?' 'Have I recieved any strange messages on my computer?'

u switch ur computers security off so that morpheus can contact you

u know ur obsessed when u have the Wachoski (sp?)bros on speed dial

Man if you think that Morpheus couldn't pass your pc's security sistem, then, you aren't obcessed enough!

:D

you know your obsessed when your in your drama class and the only lines you recite and memorize to act out infront of your class is off the matrix or only matrix related

in reply to
qoute:
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your obscessed when you try to find the mri desert eagle hand gun
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iam very guilty of that! and i got it!! but stupid gun jams when i try to fire rapidly oh well its still damn cool

you know your obsessed when you go to the dentist sit on the chair and close your eyes just like in the Matrix when you'r pluged

you know your obesessed when you label all your drinks "powerade" just so its remotely matrix related

you get tatoos of "plugs" on your arms, back, and neck.... or you get your girlfriend a tatoo of the white rabbit

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
you get tatoos of "plugs" on your arms, back, and neck.... or you get your girlfriend a tatoo of the white rabbit

actually i woodnt mind those...exep the ones on ur back theyd look ugly

yeah that would look ugly....

but another one would be:

when you only in a room with only a pen you draw all over your skin backward japanese symbols and greek in strip form

blimey thatd b grounds for arrest if u painted urself green, kinda like the hulk only all cody lol

lol iamatwin...

you know your obsessed when everytime you see the inside of a cage and yell something like "Zion!" or.. "Machines!"

u know u're obsessed when someone recognizes your shades as Agent Smith's and starts a Matrix trivia duel that lasts for several hours . . .that just happened to me.

matrix trivia duel? where is that?

it was just some random person at a party i was at and he recognized my shades and started asking me questions about the movies and then i went and it went on for a while . . .

oh i thought u ment on the site oopsi lol :p
thats sounds like fun!

it was kinda cool, of course everyone else was like, whoa . . .but i dont care

thats shrewd... i'm just playing i want to watch a live matrix based fight lol

it wood b cool id pay to watch one, and put money on ppl :p

yeah and have the strings on to get them less limitations...i'd love to direct that lol

You are Obcessed by the matrix when you call your father "The Arquitect" and your mother "The Oracle"

And at the entrance of your room you have a large sticker saying "THE MATRIX"

And at the front door of your house (from the inside) there's a poster saying "Welcome to The Real World".

You know your obessed when the entrance to your kitchen says "know they self" in greek (or colored to look like you drew it from the oracles kitchen)

hey, i'd forgotten about that!

Originally posted by BackDoor

And at the entrance of your room you have a large sticker saying "THE MATRIX"


ive got a big poster of the one on mah door, does that count? :p

Yes it counts...

You know your obessed when you do that skitso thing like in a beautiful mind w/ the magazine and newspaper articles but all relating to the matrix ^ __ ^ lol that would be cool...it would be a room of art.

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
Yes it counts

damn, i must be obsessed then! :p

I dont show my obsession...Everyone to the outside world think i'm obessed w/ lotr cuz i have a ton a lotr posters covering my door

you know ur obsesed when you can actually comprehend what the acrhitecht says in M2

That is pretty good. HOw did you think of that stuff?

I guess I'm not obcessed yet.

you know your obcessed when you have a deja-vu you announce loudly that there is a glitch in the matrix..

You know you're obsessed when you run to the phone every time it rings, then answer breathlessly 'Morpheus?'

i comprehend what the architect says b/c i've seen the movie too many times to count lol and i kinda memorized the script while watching it...

Originally posted by mgobluefb
I guess I'm not obcessed yet.


I WANT YOUR AVATAR!!!!

yeah my little brother things that avatar is cool

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
yeah my little brother things that avatar is cool


is ur bro on this site too?

nope he only watches me type up the stuff

Then his eyes are full of wonders


;)

yeah my lil brother was staring at it for a while and i was like um.. i need to scroll up now

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
yeah my lil brother was staring at it for a while and i was like um.. i need to scroll up now

awww cant he read as fast as u? aaww bless :p

You know you are obcessed by the matrix, when you little brother reads what you tipe in a matrix dedicated forum





:D

my bro reads the stuff on here sumtime on his com, im trying to get him to sign up but he is lazy as hell

my little brother is too young to understand all thise stuff...he cant type very well either cuz hes only 7

Originally posted by BackDoor
You know you are obcessed by the matrix, when you little brother reads what you tipe in a matrix dedicated forum





:D

I know that feeling, I've got 2 (15&11). They both eavesdrop, but neither can tell what I am talking about, they aren't the brightest bulbs in the package. Although the eleven year old is a little too young to comprehend I think.

Originally posted by iamatwin
ive got a big poster of the one on mah door, does that count? :p


Hey so do I! and on the back of my bedroom door, I have Morpheus,Trinity and Neo with the Matrix background

cool! on the back o mine is my work from design class :)

i have a neo shrine on the back of my closet doors

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
i have a neo shrine on the back of my closet doors

lol u kno ur obessed then!
but dnt feel alone i have a twins one

shh dont tell anyone! i'm jp! the outside of my closet doors are all lotr related so when ppl come in my room they automatically think all i think about is lotr

but that is all u think about lol!

OMG you speak the truth lol...i look out the window up into the sky and look for Neo!

awesome!n i'm not alone! let us unite, neo-sky watchers!
(god, i love being goofy!)

Indeed you are being goofy the reason being "god" is spelt w/ a capital g. unless you are refering to gods in plural.

Originally posted by Oracle2.0
awesome!n i'm not alone! let us unite, neo-sky watchers!
(god, i love being goofy!)

mwahahaha neo season soon *point hunting gun up to sky* BANG!!

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
Indeed you are being goofy the reason being "god" is spelt w/ a capital g. unless you are refering to gods in plural.
that's only a technicallity(sp?)

meh, who actually listened in their english class plz raise a hand

*raises hand* and i didn't hear it from english class i heard it in ss

SS? whats that?
n e way back on topic.
u kno ur obsessed with the matrix when everytime u go on a phonebooth u press ur hand against the window and stare at the traffic going by

ss= social studies

you know your obessed with the matrix when you go up to random bums in abandoned subways and stare at them and wait for a respose (haha that wont come out right) thats like from enter the matrix

u kno ur obsessed when u start actually saying lol when u laugh, like i did the other day :p

My friend Brigette says lol all the time but i dont think shes into the matrix... she like malfoy more.

She says she loves him cuz he fishes!

malfoy> fishes? im must b seeing things! :p

malfoy in real life wants to be a pro fisherman...instead of a highly paid actor! i dont get it

I think you are obcessed when you are with your friends and you just want a qoute from the matrix that fits the situation but you can't find it, so you get angry....and wait for M3


(lol....I knoe it's not a good one....but happened other day to me...)

you know your obessed when you IMs w/ friends consist of finishing each others lines from m1/m2

You know you're obssesed with the Matrix when you actually enjoy Matrix Reloaded...
It seems we're the only people who do.

actually a lot of ppl enjoy in but a lot ppl also don't understand it and just watch it b/c everyone else is doing that (there is this girl in my class who does just that its annoys my very much)

you know your obsessed when you search matrix related things and read all the links and go to all of them just because you want to

Originally posted by freeyourmind
You know you're obssesed with the Matrix when you actually enjoy Matrix Reloaded...
It seems we're the only people who do.
i loved that movie!
the first made u question rewality and the second...well...it had the twins in!

i loved it too....its weird ppl joined this site and don;t like m2

-when you use the same words as The Architect did in the movie in casual conversation (ex: Ergo, grotesqueries, etc.) I've seen this happen before.
-you actually paid $240 for the official Shades worn by the actors in the movie (thought about it but didn't)
-when someone says you resemble a character from the Matrix, you take it as a compliment (several people have said that I resemble Morpheus with a pair of shades on....I, however, don't see any resemblance)
-you actually managed to get a Matrix Reloaded phone BEFORE they sold out (I was a bit too late unfortunately)
-you search for any Matrix chatrooms only to find them all empty all of the time (everyday)
-you own Matrix, Matrix Revisited, Enter the Matrix, Animatrix, their soundtracks, and have Matrix Reloaded downloaded on your PC.
-if you paid to see Reloaded more than once at the movies (did it)

You know your obesessed when you DONT dl m2 or m1 b/c funds wont go to m3

i did that last one, seen it 4 times!

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
You know your obesessed when you DONT dl m2 or m1 b/c funds wont go to m3 #


lol yeah b/c u want the money to go to the W bros!

Originally posted by iamatwin
#


lol yeah b/c u want the money to go to the W bros!

hee hee yah and also protest infront of ppls you know who it houses!

I went to see it at the movies 3 times...so my money is going to the W brothers. And when the DVD comes out, I'll be getting that too.

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
hee hee yah and also protest infront of ppls you know who it houses! well one of my frends does own a bootleg version so i coodnt do that! lol but i mite for a laugh......:P

Originally posted by iamatwin
well one of my frends does own a bootleg version so i coodnt do that! lol but i mite for a laugh......:P

I tell my friends all the time b/c its illegal and the fines goes back into your taxes...haha

u kno ur obsessed when u start following old ladies asking for cookies!

you know your obesessed when you stand in random spots in public or descreet places and wait for a glitch just so you can say "THEY CUT THE HARDLINE!"

and when u chase black cats shouting "de ja vu!!"

hahah! thats funny... you know your obesessed when you have memorized quotes by the actors off screen

Originally posted by SullenGiRLaFa
hahah! thats funny... you know your obesessed when you have memorized quotes by the actors off screen #]


damn! i actually kno afew o them!

lol you know your obesessed when you record the quotes off screen and listen to it on cd/tape w/e who uses tapes nEmore...

You start congratulating people-like it's their bithday- when they've submitted a specific number of posts!

Originally posted by exulto
You start congratulating people-like it's their bithday- when they've submitted a specific number of posts!

LoLoL good one


u kno ur obsessed when u attack ppl dressed in suits as they come out from their workplaces, shouting "smith die!"

Originally posted by exulto
You start congratulating people-like it's their bithday- when they've submitted a specific number of posts!

haha i do that all the time ^ ^

you know you obsessed when:

1. you follow cars that looked like the ones in reloaded thinking that they will lead you to a secret base (then ending getting a restraining order put on you casue you keep following the same car)
2. you run up to the guy that looks like an agent talking in a payphone box and hang up on his call, because he may be trying to access zion (then getting the **** yelled out of you)

when you burn ciggerettes on your body where the plugs are on trinity

when you run into a video store and steal the large pop-up real life size promotion posters (of the matrix, of course), then having secruity called on you

you walk into the same video store a few days later and do the same thing again

you delibertly keep your videos overdue, just so you can think "there ARE people after me!"

you dilbertly disagree with people within forums just so your email inbox can be filled up with matrix forum reply messages

you try and find people that will walk though shopping malls, and public places with you wearing matrix clothing (i cant find anyone that shares the same interests though)

your reply is the largest one in the forums

When you see one of those huge pop up posters and want to take a picture =D

Seriously though, that happened to me at Borders the other day. There was some lady with a camera and her son was like, "take a picture with Neo!" and she laugh...and i was standing there like "hey..." hehe.

Then i noticed the mistakes in it...Keanu's a little over six feet and Jada's five, but he's only two inches taller than her *shrug*

you know you're obsessed when you had your name legally changed to 'Smith'.

you know you're obsessed when your name is Larry the Architect.

you know when ur obsessed when...


you randomly start quoting parts of the matrix to yoursrelf

Originally posted by zion-born
1)....you spend more time at work reading posts from forums than actually doing work.

2)....you keep talkin about the matrix after a big cannon of chronic.

3)....you hope you spot Trinity in a club.


can't think of any more right now....

You are right on with these three.

You know you're obsessed with the Matrix when you decide to start a thread entitled "Your know you're obsessed with the Matrix when..."

You know your obsessed when you wear a black trench coat listening to any matrix soundtrack, thinking that you ARE the one.
Never looking over your shoulder because you think that you can do everything you seen in the matrix. Not to mention try to turn everday conversation into the script from the matrix and have people looking at you like you have serious home issues.

Oh...wait....is that too much information? I'll shut up now.

when u try to define how obsessed u are on a website devoted to the matrix trilogy

:)

u know your obsessed when you go through the entire trilogy, frame-by-frame

When you wait 3years, go see it 3times at theters, buy a surround-sound dvd player, and then buy all the dvd's.

Originally posted by RJM
you know you are obcessed with the matrix when you text all your friends with the matrix has you... around 5am

or when you lay in your bath tub and pretend its your pod..

when do you know that you are obcessed?..
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i know when you have endless covosations about the logic that's involed.......lol

It just happened to me when I used to go to uni, there's a reclinable chair that looks so damn much like a jackin chair, so I sat there and my friends played this "operator" role and such thing... hehehe

Yeah.. I think I am just a tad obsessed. I think I have to go see the oracle..I mean a docter LOL