UT
I would love to take the credit for this piece, however I had stumbled accross it today and placed it here for you to get just a taste of what they had on there.
Police: UUNet told us they traced the packeting to here
Trinity: ****, AOL always knocks me off at the worst time
Police: I think my men can handle one little kiddie
Smith: No Leiutenant your routers are already dead
Trinity: I just killed 5 police officers, I need an exit..You always
say that when I have more frags....Shut up!!!!!!!!
Trinity standing in phone box with her hand up to the glass "Well it works
for Darth Maul"
Meanwhile in Neos apartment.,,,..Neo sees Napster pop up on his pc
Neo: What the f@$% I thought I had unistalled that ****!!!!
There is a knock on the door. A couple of junkies are begging for a hit.
Neo: If you get caught using that stuff....
Junkie: Yeah yeah I know I own the origional album, I ripped it myself.
Neo:You ever have that feeling you're not sure if youre awake or still d
dreaming???
Junkie: Sure it's called Quad damage, it's the only way to frag.
Neo decides to join the junkies clubbing.
LoVAGrrl69: Hello Neo
Neo: How did you know my nick?????
LoVAGrrl69: Im LoVAGrrl69 from #teenchat
Neo: THE LoVAGrrl69,? with the A/S/L check! join??!!!!
LoVAGrrl69: Right.
Neo: Jesus
LoVAGrrl69: What?
Neo: I thought you where like 13 ??!!!
LoVAGrrl69: most pervs do
Neo: What do you want from me???
LoVAGrrl69: I know why you're here Neo. I know why you try to pick
up IRC chicks. Why you hardly sleep, while you live alone. And why night
after night you sit and listen to MP3s.
Neo: Because I'm a dork??
LoVAGrrl69: No you're searching for it Neo.
Neo: What, ops in #Nerds??
Later Neo is busy working in his office
Neo: Damn I just can't get this online gaming to freaking work. I always
rank 3rd
Youve got mail
Neo: Thanks dude....Woah a new phone?!! And **** its ringing.
Morpheous: Now, just jump out and think of a wonderful thought.
Neo: Any happy little thought?
Morpheous:Yes. Think of all the joy you'll find, when you leave the world
behind.....
Neo: No way! That's crazy!!!!
Agent Smith: Well well mr anderson, we meet at last. You'll notice im wearing
my sunglasses, in doors. In the normal world I would look stupid, but since
this is a science fiction movie I can appear more menacing.
Neo: You don't scare me with this gestapo crap
Smith: So heres the deal. You help us find Morpheous so we can beat the
crap out of him, and we'll promise not to post the logs of you on DALnet.
Neo: Gee, that sounds like a really great deal--but you know, I think I've
got a better one. How about I smurf your dial-up....and you take the K-lines
off my cablemodem??
Smith: Very well Mr Anderson. But what good is it to be on IRC when you are
unable to speak.
Agent Smith sets Mode-m.
Neo is taken to see Morpheous.
Morph: Welcome Neo, as you have probably guessed I am MorpheOus.
Neo: What??? Not morpheous?
Morpheous: Right, and I bet you think Zero Cool hasn't been taken either.
In order to fully control your destiny in this world, you need to be
+ffnnnsllkdjpwe, plus need a pretty cool pair of shades too.
Neo: What are you talking about?? I think you have taken too many red pills there
man.
Obi wanns' face appears in front of Neo.
Obi wann: Don't take candy from strangers neo, use the force!!!!!!!!
Morpheous: Which one do you think would make the chicks dig me,the red
or the blue????
Neo: You guys have had me on this table for weeks??!!!!!!! Haven't you seen the fifth element????
Morpheous: Welcomne aboard my ship. Where would you like to go today??
Neo: I have a bad feelling about this.
Morpheous: What is real??If real is what you see and read, then real is simply electricals signals interpretted by your IRC client.....
Neo: Duhh..
PART 1
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Police: UUNet told us they traced the packeting to here
Trinity: ****, AOL always knocks me off at the worst time
Police: I think my men can handle one little kiddie
Smith: No Leiutenant your routers are already dead
Trinity: I just killed 5 police officers, I need an exit..You always
say that when I have more frags....Shut up!!!!!!!!
Trinity standing in phone box with her hand up to the glass "Well it works
for Darth Maul"
Meanwhile in Neos apartment.,,,..Neo sees Napster pop up on his pc
Neo: What the f@$% I thought I had unistalled that ****!!!!
There is a knock on the door. A couple of junkies are begging for a hit.
Neo: If you get caught using that stuff....
Junkie: Yeah yeah I know I own the origional album, I ripped it myself.
Neo:You ever have that feeling you're not sure if youre awake or still d
dreaming???
Junkie: Sure it's called Quad damage, it's the only way to frag.
Neo decides to join the junkies clubbing.
LoVAGrrl69: Hello Neo
Neo: How did you know my nick?????
LoVAGrrl69: Im LoVAGrrl69 from #teenchat
Neo: THE LoVAGrrl69,? with the A/S/L check! join??!!!!
LoVAGrrl69: Right.
Neo: Jesus
LoVAGrrl69: What?
Neo: I thought you where like 13 ??!!!
LoVAGrrl69: most pervs do
Neo: What do you want from me???
LoVAGrrl69: I know why you're here Neo. I know why you try to pick
up IRC chicks. Why you hardly sleep, while you live alone. And why night
after night you sit and listen to MP3s.
Neo: Because I'm a dork??
LoVAGrrl69: No you're searching for it Neo.
Neo: What, ops in #Nerds??
Later Neo is busy working in his office
Neo: Damn I just can't get this online gaming to freaking work. I always
rank 3rd
Youve got mail
Neo: Thanks dude....Woah a new phone?!! And **** its ringing.
Morpheous: Now, just jump out and think of a wonderful thought.
Neo: Any happy little thought?
Morpheous:Yes. Think of all the joy you'll find, when you leave the world
behind.....
Neo: No way! That's crazy!!!!
Agent Smith: Well well mr anderson, we meet at last. You'll notice im wearing
my sunglasses, in doors. In the normal world I would look stupid, but since
this is a science fiction movie I can appear more menacing.
Neo: You don't scare me with this gestapo crap
Smith: So heres the deal. You help us find Morpheous so we can beat the
crap out of him, and we'll promise not to post the logs of you on DALnet.
Neo: Gee, that sounds like a really great deal--but you know, I think I've
got a better one. How about I smurf your dial-up....and you take the K-lines
off my cablemodem??
Smith: Very well Mr Anderson. But what good is it to be on IRC when you are
unable to speak.
Agent Smith sets Mode-m.
Neo is taken to see Morpheous.
Morph: Welcome Neo, as you have probably guessed I am MorpheOus.
Neo: What??? Not morpheous?
Morpheous: Right, and I bet you think Zero Cool hasn't been taken either.
In order to fully control your destiny in this world, you need to be
+ffnnnsllkdjpwe, plus need a pretty cool pair of shades too.
Neo: What are you talking about?? I think you have taken too many red pills there
man.
Obi wanns' face appears in front of Neo.
Obi wann: Don't take candy from strangers neo, use the force!!!!!!!!
Morpheous: Which one do you think would make the chicks dig me,the red
or the blue????
Neo: You guys have had me on this table for weeks??!!!!!!! Haven't you seen the fifth element????
Morpheous: Welcomne aboard my ship. Where would you like to go today??
Neo: I have a bad feelling about this.
Morpheous: What is real??If real is what you see and read, then real is simply electricals signals interpretted by your IRC client.....
Neo: Duhh..
PART 1
love UT