A Shagadelic Matrix baby Yeah!!!!!

Imagine if Dr Evil were to have played the part of the Architect, and Austin Powers was Neo!!!!!

Dr Evil- Hello Austin!

Austin Neo- Who are you baby?

Dr Evil- I am one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop in O-town. Anyway
in answer to your question I am the Idiot that created this Matrix. I
was always the smarter one (puts pinkie finger up to mouth)

Austin Neo-right, yes, idiot! I get it.But what am I doing here man.

Dr Evil-Quid pro quo Mr Neo, Quid pro quo.

Austin Neo- yes squid poo mooh.

Dr Evil-rrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggghtttttttttttttt.

Dr Evil-Anyway, you have been unfrozen a sixth time to see if I can
ultimately kill you properly this time and not stuff around with my
meaningless laughter and constant nagging at my son Scott.

Austin Neo- Ahh, but you can't kill me off baby, you need me, or else
you would have to be an extra in a horror movie man. Checked your
face lately???????

Dr Evil-There are certain levels of survival we are prepared to accept.
See this is my clone minnie me, only 1 8th my size!!!!!

Austin Neo- Christ I thought I smelt Cabbage. (Austin suddenly sees all
the screens with his face on it and they all say to him "You are one sexy
biatch man yeah"

Dr Evil- Finished talking with yourself there or should I get you and the
monitors a frikken room? Honestly!!!

Austin Neo peels himself away from the screens and faces Dr Evil.

Austin Neo- Ok baldy what's this all about then?

Dr Evil- Choice Mr Neo. Choice.

Austin Neo- This is about the time rifts I have caused bring my shagadelic biatches back
with me to sate my virility isn't it??

Dr Evil- Exactly Mr Neo. You can choose the door on the left (Dr Evil runs
to the door like a big girl) which will save the world but kill all your
biatches or the door to your right,(once again runs over to the other door
like a big girl) and you will keep your biatches but destroy the world.HHoohhhaa
haaaa whhhaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaa.

Austin Neo- Anything man. Whatever. Just stop the laughing baby.

Dr Evil- Well Austin, what will it be? (raises eyebrow and picnkie finger
up at the same time).

Austin Neo- Can I keep my sexy monitors whatever I choose?

Dr Evil- If you must.(attempts to sit down, misses his chair and falls on
his ass).

Austin Neo-I choose biatches baby yeah!!!!!Oh don't forget my monitors!

Dr Evil-Take the monitors you sick bastard. If I have to look at your teeth
any longer I'll need therapy!
(Dr Evil attempts to get up from the floor gracefully and in the proccess his
pants fall around his ankles.

Austin Neo-You know Dr Evil, I used to think you were mad.

Dr Evil-I know.

Austin Neo- But now I can see your nuts!!!!!!!! I thank you!!

Dr Evil- Whoops! (Pulls pants up hurridly) Just piss off!!!

Austin Neo- You had better hope we don't meet again baby!!I'm scarred for
life after I saw your meat and two veg. Man you could use them as a
back-drop for a horror film....

Dr Evil- Oh we won't Austin Neo, I'm off to shag Frau Farbissina!!!!!

Door slams shut with monitor cords still hanging under door.

be kind. Love UT

LMAO
That was a good Dr evil, thoe mini me should of got some lines.

Oh, UT i just got to say "Your ONE sexy beast".

Yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UltimateTrinity, kodell and Conner

Bringing new meaning to the term family forum! :D

I'm still gonna kidnapp you crahan so you'd better run!!!!!!

BTW what did you think?

I liked the 'Christ I thought I smelled cabbage' and Dr Evil skipping around like a girl- but where was Scott?

He's off going bald somewhere lol. It was only a rough draft so I will have to do another later.

Thanks Truth

UT

Very nicely done UT, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Luckily I didn't have to go change my pants :D.

very funny. I was worried at first, but you pull off the austin powers angle perfectly :)

Thanks T. Wow. NOW I'm really happy.

UT

lol funny fic UT

i loved it! i just wish i had made it first man! yeeah baby yah! i have a dutch acsent, isnt zat weid?

I am from holland!!!! Isn't that VIERED!!!!!


kodell

You're the margarine of evil, the diet coke of evil............Just one calorie, not quite evil enough!

You want a zuccle off my zipple???

the dutch accents crack me up

GOldmember-"can i pain his yoohoo gold? kinda my thing"
Dr. EVIL-"How about NO! you sick dutch bastard!"
Goldmember-"dutch hater"

Ohh my neck!!! I got a viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours....I thank you!

I can't help it I love it.

"dutch hater" lol lol lol ...lmao

I had the same idea for a comic...calling it "Powers of the Matrix"...Austin powers gets freed from his pod in the Matrix and joins with Morpheus, Trinity and Neo...of course he ends up hitting on Trinity...

Austin: Your name is Trinity...Which means 3, right...so maybe we could have a "Manage-a-Trin? hmmm???? Yeah baby, yeah!"

Trinity pulls out her gun, aims at Austin...


Anyway, it would go through the same plot as Matrix, but with an Austin twist and in the end they'd be so fed up with Austin that they'd slip him the blue pill and put him back in his pod.

Oh well...so much for originality...Loved it, UT...if I do make the comic anyway, I'd love your opinion...

I enjoyed your short but i was kind of dissapointed most of your lines were taken from the trio of Austin Powers movies. Very unique idea though and I liked your whole monitor bit. Hope to see more.- WDH

AS what were you expecting? it's supposed to be an austin powers take on the matrix so obviously there are gonna be a few recognizable lines.

damn funny UT! i loved this, do more pleaaase!!!
i bet freeyourmind wiill like this cos hes as big an austin fan as me!

Originally posted by A.S. kicks arse
I enjoyed your short but i was kind of dissapointed most of your lines were taken from the trio of Austin Powers movies. Very unique idea though and I liked your whole monitor bit. Hope to see more.- WDH

UB there's always a critic, anyway, since he has only one post and that was to critisize my story, I'm not too worried about his comment. Whenn he starts posting again, then maybee I can do the smae favour for him.

Terikan is different. I am very happy it was up to his standard for he has quality and is a damn smart man.


UT

ah...sorry but i didn't quite understand the slang that much (i only saw the 2nd movie)....the recognizable ones are good though...that joke about being alone with the monitors tickled!

Thats ok Mac. I'm just like an Austin freak, so it fell out of my head so to speak lol

well that fanfic had alot of mojo baby!

Did you soil yourself? :) :) :)

Originally posted by I am the two
Did you soil yourself? :) :) :)

...maybe...

LOL

LOL!!!!:D :D :D

Whilst scowering the fan fic archives i stumbled across this. Personally i think its piss funny and as I know alot of the newer members like myself won't have ben here when the fifth page of fanfics was the first(hope that makes sense), I thought I'd try to draw a bit of attention to it.

UT, how come you never wrote anymore of this? It could rival the old ebonics stuff for comic genius levels I'm sure.

Every one else who's only joined up recently, why not take the time to look back at some of the great work previous members have done, both here and else where on the site. Having spent the last couple of nights going back through mm's history i can definitely recommend it

Swampy, thanks for digging this up. UT, this is absolutely hilarious!!! I love it!

Amazing what you can dig up in these forums... This was very groovy, baby, yeah! Very shagadellic - I loved it!

I can't believe I have missed this...This is too funny :D

"And that's the vay, uh huh uh huh, I like it!" K.C. and the Sunshine Band.

Whahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
hehehehehhehehhhheeeeeehehehehee

so damn funny.

lol yeah why didn't write anything more UT ?

LOL. Bloody hell, I almost forgot about this piece. Damn, thanks guys. I remember that night when I wrote it for Terikan posted (and back then if he replied I would always hold my breath lol) and I was beaming that he gave it his gold seal of approval. Cheers muchly again all. Damn I should keep this one active, as it really does have a hell of alot of potential funny to incorperate it into a revolutions theme. Damn, the paralells are already forming here between minnie me and Bane lol. Shit now I'm laughing at myself. That's bad lol. Ok, watch this space LOL.