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This was the script written by the nine year old online gamer/gangster who called himself 3l L33t0. He has written countless scripts for blockbusters, just think how much money the matrix reloaded would have gotten if they would have just stuck with this script.
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Arc: What up, yo?
Neo: Sup?
Arc: I am the l33t h4xx0r Architect. I run this biatch, you slow mofo. I dun wanna hear no jibba jabba. I'm so l33t you won't dig most my 411. Skip dat first q bro, it ain't happenin.
Neo: Wut da shiznit I doin here?
Arc: Don't sweat it G, it's a bunch of math shiznit you wouldn't get. But I'm on the motherf*cker.
Neo: Wut?
Arc: Yo, you givin me lip faster then the rest of yo' boyz.
(screens burst out into shouts of "biatch")
Arc: You been f*ckin up my shiznit forever boy!
(screens pretty much all start calling him a liar and or attempting to figure his words out, except one…)
Neo: Yo, either you wacked, or my dogs are trippin!
Arc: I can't deal wit all dis drama!
(Screens all pretty much start cussing out showing gang signs.)
(One screen becomes the next scene)
Neo: You gots to give me da props yo?
(scene changes to the struggle between Trinity and an agent and then back again)
Arc: I used to run this hood tip top. It was like one of dem picassos. *****in! Suxx0red when math came around. Shoulda seen it comin. The way I roll now is based on your rap. I had to act real dumb, but I could do it! Yo mama gave me all I needed.
Neo: Oh no you didn't... Did you just say, my mama?
Arc: Chill before I pop a cap. I'm givin your dogs da props, even if they too dumb ta know it. Yo, but you can't be trussed.
Neo: No, wait, what did you say about my mama, biatch?
Arc: Cut the jibba jabba! We gonna wreck yo mama and yo hizouse!
Neo: Throw down ho!
Arc: I done it befo' I do it again!
(another jump to the Trinity/agent struggle and back)
Arc: You gots to go back home and chill. You trip, and it's on.
Neo: But we got yo back, no one else does.
Arc: We rough riderz, we be jus fine.
(Shows a bunch of random humans on the screens)
Arc: It's funny watchin yo squirm, thinkin bout what I could do to yo girl.
Neo: Trinity.
Arc: She came in my hood, tryin go get yo back.
Neo: Awww, shiznit girl!
Arc: Now you gots ta chooze. Yo nosey gurl that way, or yo dogs this way!
(Neo walks that way.)
Arc: I knew yo wuz a slave to da cat!
Neo: I'm gonna pop a cap in yo white azz next time!
Arc: Won't be a nex time foo!
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Arc: What up, yo?
Neo: Sup?
Arc: I am the l33t h4xx0r Architect. I run this biatch, you slow mofo. I dun wanna hear no jibba jabba. I'm so l33t you won't dig most my 411. Skip dat first q bro, it ain't happenin.
Neo: Wut da shiznit I doin here?
Arc: Don't sweat it G, it's a bunch of math shiznit you wouldn't get. But I'm on the motherf*cker.
Neo: Wut?
Arc: Yo, you givin me lip faster then the rest of yo' boyz.
(screens burst out into shouts of "biatch")
Arc: You been f*ckin up my shiznit forever boy!
(screens pretty much all start calling him a liar and or attempting to figure his words out, except one…)
Neo: Yo, either you wacked, or my dogs are trippin!
Arc: I can't deal wit all dis drama!
(Screens all pretty much start cussing out showing gang signs.)
(One screen becomes the next scene)
Neo: You gots to give me da props yo?
(scene changes to the struggle between Trinity and an agent and then back again)
Arc: I used to run this hood tip top. It was like one of dem picassos. *****in! Suxx0red when math came around. Shoulda seen it comin. The way I roll now is based on your rap. I had to act real dumb, but I could do it! Yo mama gave me all I needed.
Neo: Oh no you didn't... Did you just say, my mama?
Arc: Chill before I pop a cap. I'm givin your dogs da props, even if they too dumb ta know it. Yo, but you can't be trussed.
Neo: No, wait, what did you say about my mama, biatch?
Arc: Cut the jibba jabba! We gonna wreck yo mama and yo hizouse!
Neo: Throw down ho!
Arc: I done it befo' I do it again!
(another jump to the Trinity/agent struggle and back)
Arc: You gots to go back home and chill. You trip, and it's on.
Neo: But we got yo back, no one else does.
Arc: We rough riderz, we be jus fine.
(Shows a bunch of random humans on the screens)
Arc: It's funny watchin yo squirm, thinkin bout what I could do to yo girl.
Neo: Trinity.
Arc: She came in my hood, tryin go get yo back.
Neo: Awww, shiznit girl!
Arc: Now you gots ta chooze. Yo nosey gurl that way, or yo dogs this way!
(Neo walks that way.)
Arc: I knew yo wuz a slave to da cat!
Neo: I'm gonna pop a cap in yo white azz next time!
Arc: Won't be a nex time foo!
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