Original Architect Script Yo!

Terikan

This was the script written by the nine year old online gamer/gangster who called himself 3l L33t0. He has written countless scripts for blockbusters, just think how much money the matrix reloaded would have gotten if they would have just stuck with this script.


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Arc: What up, yo?

Neo: Sup?

Arc: I am the l33t h4xx0r Architect. I run this biatch, you slow mofo. I dun wanna hear no jibba jabba. I'm so l33t you won't dig most my 411. Skip dat first q bro, it ain't happenin.

Neo: Wut da shiznit I doin here?

Arc: Don't sweat it G, it's a bunch of math shiznit you wouldn't get. But I'm on the motherf*cker.

Neo: Wut?

Arc: Yo, you givin me lip faster then the rest of yo' boyz.

(screens burst out into shouts of "biatch")

Arc: You been f*ckin up my shiznit forever boy!

(screens pretty much all start calling him a liar and or attempting to figure his words out, except one…)

Neo: Yo, either you wacked, or my dogs are trippin!

Arc: I can't deal wit all dis drama!

(Screens all pretty much start cussing out showing gang signs.)

(One screen becomes the next scene)

Neo: You gots to give me da props yo?

(scene changes to the struggle between Trinity and an agent and then back again)

Arc: I used to run this hood tip top. It was like one of dem picassos. *****in! Suxx0red when math came around. Shoulda seen it comin. The way I roll now is based on your rap. I had to act real dumb, but I could do it! Yo mama gave me all I needed.

Neo: Oh no you didn't... Did you just say, my mama?

Arc: Chill before I pop a cap. I'm givin your dogs da props, even if they too dumb ta know it. Yo, but you can't be trussed.

Neo: No, wait, what did you say about my mama, biatch?

Arc: Cut the jibba jabba! We gonna wreck yo mama and yo hizouse!

Neo: Throw down ho!

Arc: I done it befo' I do it again!

(another jump to the Trinity/agent struggle and back)

Arc: You gots to go back home and chill. You trip, and it's on.

Neo: But we got yo back, no one else does.

Arc: We rough riderz, we be jus fine.

(Shows a bunch of random humans on the screens)

Arc: It's funny watchin yo squirm, thinkin bout what I could do to yo girl.

Neo: Trinity.

Arc: She came in my hood, tryin go get yo back.

Neo: Awww, shiznit girl!

Arc: Now you gots ta chooze. Yo nosey gurl that way, or yo dogs this way!

(Neo walks that way.)

Arc: I knew yo wuz a slave to da cat!

Neo: I'm gonna pop a cap in yo white azz next time!

Arc: Won't be a nex time foo!
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PK4788

Wow
Terikan

I'm a bored bored man right now.
AngelofDarkness

lol I thought it was kinda.....well.......funny...:D
Drain

ahahhha niceeeee seee om humour aound this place :D
josh w

Cheers Terikan

Josh.
keymaker_0

That was really fun, though I didn't understand almost anything. :D

I had to change my l33t sig. :)
UT

Out come the old undergarments again. Terikan it's gooood, it's all goood.

Hun get yer but into fan fiction your wonderful at this.


UT
Atari

It's purpose that drives us...........Biatch.
UT

lol
Indigo003

lol that was funny..... but thats like the version of the movie they would play in south central guess they dont wanna hear about computers and math crap just so they can understand it.
CraHan

Oh man, that was so darned funny. Please, do some more 'ghetto translations' of important matrix conversations. I suggest the 'Neo vs. The Oracle' scenes. (I'm moving it to the fan fiction section though). ;)
Terikan

awww, you bunch of moderator biatches! I wondered where my post went :p
UT

LMAO @ the BIATCHES ;)
Choi

Yo gosta da dice rollin on this on dawg, keep up da thrillin.
Neo 5555

DOES YOU HAVE ANY MORE SCRITPS cuz that waz dope
SullenGiRLaFa

cease to laugh lol its soo funny i've got to give you props for that and show it to all my friends i know they will love it! i put it under favorites too! hahaha its great stuff.
SullenGiRLaFa

They all LOVE it.

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