How do you know if the matrix has you?

Many have becomed ingulfed in the matrix...does it have you? Check and see!


http://jerry.techniartists.com/matrix.html

OK the list you gave must have taken some time to make... But i dont think that i have made my life as much as popular as i need to.. But good job on the effort LOL








MR.JP

lol... ok there.

- You walk into the airport terminal and the security guards ask you to remove any keys, change etc, and you open your coat to reveal a large arsenal of semi-automatic waterguns.

lol

Thank goodness, my life only relates to half of those, I had thought I was obsessed there for a while :D

I think it would be intersting to do most of the things on the list just for a day to see what everyone thinks.

I don't know about you guys, but I always keep myself armed with semi-automatic water guns.

did anyone actually read all of those? i got finals and i dont got time for that. how bout anyone who reads it just post the funniest one they read. sound like a good idea to anyone?

This got a smirk out of me.

- Fill balloons with red goo, put baby dolls in them, then place the balloons in a spider-cage and encourage them to "seek out the ripe" Occasionally you use a home-fashined vaccuum to suck one of the balloons out and hurry off to stick wires in the baby.

I was just recently on vacation and i was ataying at a hotel, and iwas going to see the matrix reloaded at the hotel across the street from mine and I thought about the 13th floor and I tryed to get to it. I was surprised, the hotel goes up to the 24th level, yet there was no 13th level at this hotel or the hotel across the street, or any of the other hotels on the street.....it made me wonder......whats on the 13th floor if there ever was one? Does anyone know about this mystery?:confused:

HA.... "if you believe keanu could totally whoop bruce lee"

HAH

BRUCE LEE IS THE MARTIAL ARTS MASTER

NOTICE I SAY IS NOT WAS

Originally posted by NEO28
I was just recently on vacation and i was ataying at a hotel, and iwas going to see the matrix reloaded at the hotel across the street from mine and I thought about the 13th floor and I tryed to get to it. I was surprised, the hotel goes up to the 24th level, yet there was no 13th level at this hotel or the hotel across the street, or any of the other hotels on the street.....it made me wonder......whats on the 13th floor if there ever was one? Does anyone know about this mystery?:confused:

Most hotels don't have a 13th floor. It's a superstition thing I guess.

thanks for the replys everyone.:)

Originally posted by TheOneGoosh
thanks for the replys everyone.:)

my idea, i get to say it, so anyway
thanks for the replys everyone.:)

Originally posted by bac1087
did anyone actually read all of those?

Hah i just skimmed the first couple.

There are no spoons in your house.

A long, long time ago, in some uppity hotel there's this story about guests taking the elevator to the 13th floor and just never getting off. Then their ghosts haunted the elevator and whatnot. Geesh, haven't you guys ever been to Disney World? Tower of Terror was based on that story. They do specials on it on discovery channel around halloween.