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When will i be able to change the thing in the top left corner of my signature that says Cool Newbie?

And, how can i guy a pair of those authentic matrix sunglasses?

After 50 posts.

alright, thanks...

Ill just have to post 20 times here :)

am i allowed to do that?

just sit here and post every 30 seconds?

or would i be reprimanded, and put in computer prison?

or would i just get in trouble with the admin???

Please tell me!!!

If you are spotted by the mods they will probably delete your posts - and issue a warning ...
BTW you need 260 posts to set your own title, and 50 posts to insert a custom picture (they are called avatars)...

I want a moving avatar

I need another post to even get the avtar I want out of the list of choices

This is the post I need. At least I think it is. I hope no one notices. Where do you get moving avatars from?

I dont know...

Custom avatars and custom taglines under you nickname are actually 'rewards' one gets for posting on this board. What you are doing isn't posting anymore, it's actually spamming and it's an insult to people who have actually taken the time and effort to write some useful responses and threads on this site.

If you keep up posting these useless responses just to get your post count up then I'll start using the report button. If you want a moving avatar, you first have to reach 50 posts and then you'll have to create the avatar yourself or search the board for people who make them. Actually, if you had searched the board in the first place, you would have figured that out for yourself. I guess people today want their food to be chewed for them.

I'm not mad, but it ticks me of that this board is getting littered with stuff like:

"another post to up my postcount"
"yay another, post post post..."
"ok"
"yes"
"haha"
"funny"
"this will get me the avatar I want"

Are you on this board to have an avatar? Or are you here to discuss the Matrix movies and have a good time? If your answer is 1, then put up an avatar you want on a website of your own and stare at it there. If you want to take part in fun discussions, then stop whining about an avatar and start discussing the Matrix movies instead.