I just had to post one of these so as to get everyone's personal favorite quotes from both Matrix movies thus far. My favorite quote is IMO, the funniest quote I ever heard:
Agent Smith: I am like you, I want everything!
Morpheus [points at Smith with a pistol]: Would that include a bullet from this gun?
Agent Smith: Go ahead, shoot. The best thing about being me, there's so many me's! [dozens of Smiths burst into the room]
What are your favorite quotes? Bane: Oh God!
Agent Smith: Smith will suffice. Trinity: "why don't you sample this instead" Yeah, crahan, you touched on one of the best there. What is that saying... 'there is no fury like a woman scorned' or something like that? :)
My favorite line isn't really a line, but a sound. It's the sound that Neo makes right after he pulls the signpost out of the ground and smashes the cement off of it onto the closest Smith. He then takes the pole and whirls it around and it makes the coolest hollow tube sound I have ever heard.
But if I had to pick a real line, I would have to say the Merovingian's line, 'It's like wiping your a** with silk!'. :D
-WC- Nice one WildCard :D Very good choice (I'll make sure I pay attention to that sound too when I go see M2 again this week). Oh and another one:
Link: "where's my puss... HEY KIDS!!!!" :p I got three so I hope nobody minds if I post all at once.
1) Neo makes a homerun with one of the Agent Smiths in Reloaded. A. Smith looks at the screen: "More." And indeed he gets more.
2) Agent Smith again: "Me me me. -Me too"
3) Matrix 1. "Only human." Matrix reloaded "Still only human" Originally posted by crahan
Oh and another one:
Link: "where's my puss... HEY KIDS!!!!" :p
Gotta agree with that one :cool: I've got two favorites:
Everytime that Smith says "Mr. Anderson" with his sinister voice.
And in M1 on the rooftop when Trinity says "Dodge this".
Both simple but effective, and make me smile every time. my favorite quotes are:
reloaded
agent(dont know his name): You.
smith: yes, me. me. me. me.
cloned smith: me too
matrix
Trinity: Dodge this. Matrix:
"Wow,Thats a pretty good deal. But i think ive got a better one."
How about i give you the finger, and you give me my phone call"
Reloaded: I watched you die, Mr. Anderson, with a certain satisfaction i might add i found the start of reloaded funny when one gaurd said "see you tomorrow" but ironicly he dies. also the guard on duty says "Why i get payed to count 'em here" when the other guard said he cant count sheep there. We are getting agravated
Yes we are....
The Twins the coolest guys... what they only had like 4 lines....
You mind hurrying it up?
tehehe You might be able to guess from my avatar...One of my favourite quotes from M1 was "You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability."
Of course, "Goodbye Mr. Andserson"
and everything that Smith said in M2, including, "I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die, with a certain satisfaction I might add..."
Smith rulz...etc etc
Jake Yea!!
smith saying Mr. Anderson is always cool Hugo did a great job on that part but I think he got a bit attached see pic below... I also thought that right after Neo saves Morpheus and the Keymaker from the head-on collision of the two semis, Link yells out, "YES!!!"
Just the way he does that had the theater laughing everytime. "he's doin his superman thing again" "She wasn't kissing your face, my love." "Never send a human to do a machine's job."
"Yes, me me me!"
"Me too"
"Thank you."
Smith is one of the best villians in cinema. Hugo is a great actor. First matrix movie, neo in his cubicle getting up and spotting the agents:
Neo: oh ****!!!
Morpheus: yessss
The way Morpheus says that 'yes' part is so funny. Yeah, he does say it with a bit of satisfaction of sorts, hey? didn't seem right at first...
-WC- Originally posted by The Ghost Twins
Hugo did a great job on that part but I think he got a bit attached see pic below... lol that's hilarious TGT :)
I like Smith's "Smith will suffice" and "Me, me me!" "Me too!"
ON a lesser degree, Neo's "Woa, upgrades!" - which is interesting. I thought they needed the anomoly to return to the source before improvements could be made. This suggests that they're already correcting for anomolous activity (humans jacking into the Matrix). Bah, oh well. Maybe Neo said it just for a laugh. Maybe not, hehe. they were upgrading in m1, there are only three agents (one of them obviously being smith). when the agents fight neo at the beginning of m2, there are three different agents fighting neo - and none of them are smith. which means they created a new agent they were upgrading in m1, there are only three agents (one of them obviously being smith). when the agents fight neo at the beginning of m2, there are three different agents fighting neo - and none of them are smith. which means they created a new agent when agent smith talks
like hello mr anderson or somethin like that does the quote have to be from the matrix? Link: "He caught her"
even thougth Link dudnt have that many lines, the ones he said and the way he says them are hell-a funny. "Stop Trying to hit me and hit Me!"-Morpheus
I think thats a great quote...not funny but it has meaning i agree, that is one of the deepest quotes in the two films Another Good ONe "I am not here beause of the path ahead of me but the one behind me"-Morpheus "No, no point. Old men like me don't bother making points. There's no point."
"Is that why there's no young men on the council?"
"Good point." M-1 :-
"Buckle your seat belt Dorthy cuz Kansas .. is going bye-bye" - Sipher (he rocked too)
"Have you ever had that feeling when ur not sure if ur awake or still dreaming .." - Neo
M-2 Reloaded :-
"wipe you arse with silk" - Gotta love Merovingian
"You could've Just asked" - Neo :D
"I love Candy" - Oracle :D
"Why dont you sample this" - Trinity
I have a few more but they'd be a bit too much, dont u think? :) I know Kung Fu
I want to be someone important....maybe an actor. "My God woman, you are going to be the death of me" - Merovingian referring to Persephone... lol She probably is going to be! Originally posted by IamMorpheus
Another Good ONe "I am not here beause of the path ahead of me but the one behind me"-Morpheus
that was 2 corny but...."i protect that which metters most"(my av)seraph
great line that was 2 corny but...."i protect that which metters most"(my av)seraph
I like that one dammit... the ones i were going to say have been tacken... i know kung fu... thats quite funny for the first film...
when neo says "coulda just asked" his mouth goes all weird... theres a weird teeth thing goin on... or was that just me? i think he was trying not to smile... Along with the funny quotes I mentioned, the ones I thought were memorable were:
Morpheus: All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three objectives, three captains, three ships, I do not see coincidence, I see providence, I see purpose. I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives.
Morpheus: This is a war and we are soldiers. Death could come for us at any time, in any place. Now consider the alternative. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow, the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
Morpheus: I have dreamed a dream...and now that dream is gone from me. I almost forgot, that one guy in regards to Smith giving him the package to give to Neo:
Guy: Fine whatever. Now piss off! "I have drunk too much wine....now I must take a piss" I like: Mee,me,me -Smith
Me too. -Smith 2
and also: Does that include a bullet from this gun? -Morpheus
Go ahead, the best thing about me is there are so many me's. -Smith Neo: "how about I give you the finger, and you give me my damn phonecall?" Originally posted by crahan
Neo: "how about I give you the finger, and you give me my damn phonecall?"
Yeah that s a good one too. From M1
(forgive my quotes if they aren't to precise.)
Tank: " What is he doing?"
Morpheus: " He's beginning to believe. "
Also:
Trinity " Dodge this... "
From M2
Agent 1 " He.."
Agent 2 " is still..."
Agent 3 " only human.."
Also
Link: " Hey where's my puss...Hey Kids!!" ( classic )
There will probaly be more, once i goto see the movie again. Also has been several months since i've seen m1....guess i'm not a real fan :p the best quote from both movies is the sound the blonde makes when she..... ~releases~...after eating the cake. smith 1 "That went as expected"
smith 2 "Yes"
smith 1 "It's happening exactly as before"
smith 2 "Well, not exactly"
There's a great look on his face as he says that last line "Comprehension is not a requisite for cooperation" -Zion Council scene Originally posted by Spawn V2.0
M-1 :-
"Have you ever had that feeling when ur not sure if ur awake or still dreaming .." - Neo
"It's called Mescaline, it's the only way to fly" -Choi heres a couple....
1. seraph- i can take you to see the oracle... but first i must apologize
and this ones from ETM after seraph fights ballard
seraph- you never know someone until you fight then.
ballard-the only thing you know about me is im about to kick your a$$ "i can show you the door but you must walk thru it"... or summin like that Originally posted by TheMatrixHasYou
"i can show you the door but you must walk thru it"... or summin like that
thats a good one Lots of great little quotes in these movies, but the one that STILL makes me laugh every time, even after countless viewings, is right after Morpheus makes that impossible jump in the jump program and Neo reacts in classic Keanu style:
"Whoa." Forgive me if they aren't close to exact....
M:R --
Seraph: "I had to see if you were the one."
Neo: "You could've just asked."
(classic smirk on Keanu's face! Love it!)
M:R --
Oracle: "Come and sit down if you like..."
Neo: "I'd rather stand..."
Oracle: "Fine, suit yourself."
*Neo sits down*
Neo: "...I felt like sitting."
And I know it isn't necessarily a quote, but I get to laughing everytime when the 3 get off the elevator after meeting the Merovingian, and one of the Twin's makes a little kissing sound to Trinity...Pure funnyness....
And the quote concerning the Oracle and the "I love candy" part was funny too....cause Neo wasn't expecting that specific answer...LoL....
:D i like it at the end of M2 when the old guy (forget who he is) goes: "she is going to die and there is nothing u can do to stop it" i like the way he sez it!! M2:
Neo (the first meeting with the agents): "hmm, UPGRADES"
I loved it!:D The Oracle: Candy?
Neo: You already know if I'm going to take it?
The Oracle: Wouldn't be much of an Oracle if I didn't.
*long pause*
Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy...
That part was so damn funny...
:D Another is the when Neo is talking to the Architecht and he tells him about the anomaly being systemic, it cracks me up how the Neos on the monitors all react with things like:
You can't control me! I'm gonna rip your f**king heart out!
One of them gives the finger, etc, etc. It's the anomoly
Shall we proceed?
Yes, after all he is still
Only human.
And of course my quote from ETM Architect: Hope is the quintessential human delusion...
Neo: If I were you I would hope that we don’t meet again. The Merovingian: If you never take time, how can you ever have time
The Merovingian: Choice is an illusion to show those with power, and those without. the mrovingi: kill him he has no skill
firing at neo and he stopes the bullets
the mrovingi: meby a lettle skill here r some of my favorites:
Matrix
"What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bullets?" -Neo
" No Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you wont have to." -Morpheus
"I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth." -Morpheus
"A little piece of advice. You see an agent, you do what we do. Run. You run your ass off." -Cypher
"Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?" -Mouse
"No, but technically, neither did you." -Switch
"That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now. How did the machines really know what Tasty Wheat tasted like. huh?. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything. Maybe they couldn't figure out..." -Mouse
"Shut up, Mouse." -Apoc
"Digital pimp, hard at work." -Switch
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth." -Spoon Boy
"What Truth?" -Neo
(Possibly the most memorable line in The Matrix) "There is no Spoon" -Spoon Boy
"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again." -Trinity
"I hate sleeping. I figured, I've slept the first eleven years of my life away, so now I'm just making up for it." -Councillor Harmann
"I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?" -Morpheus
"Not everyone believes what you do Morpheus."- Commander Lock
"My beliefs do not require them to" -Morpheus from the Animatrix. . .
That robot holding the apple signing the document in The Second Renaissance
. . ."Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you"----BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! Everyone has posted the good ones! Lol ;-)
The one i like is when Trinity is talking to Neo at the end of M1...
""Neo, I'm not afraid any more. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love, and that man, the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead, you can't be, because I love you. Do you hear me? I love you."
The funny ones are great, too...esp. the "YES!!!" from Link. one of the funniest quotes is when...
keymaker : every alarm triggers the bomb ..
someone : bomb ? did he say bomb ?? I'll try to post ones that haven't been mentioned before. My favourite is probably the one before my avatar take place:
Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt and disbelief...
Trinity: You have to trust me Neo. (why?) Because you have been down that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you want to be.
Trinity: The answer is out there. It's looking for you, and it will find you, if you want it too.
Tank: Now, we're supposed to start with these operation programs first, that's major boring s***. Let's do something more fun. How about combat training!
Tank: Hey Mikey, I think he likes it. How about some more?
Tank: Believe it or not, you piece of s***. You're still gonna burn.
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.
Switch: Not like this. Not like this...
Smith: Find them and destroy them.
Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
Smith: I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, do you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me or you're going to die.
Agent Smith: You're empty.
Neo: So are you.
Neo: (first of all, the world-famous) Whoa...
Neo: Neo: Whoa. Okie dokie. Free my mind.
Neo: Guns, lots of guns...
I also loved this exchange between Neo and the Oracle:
Oracle: Okay, open your mouth, say Ahhh.
Neo: Ahhh.
Oracle: Okay. Now I'm supposed to say, `Umm, that's interesting, but...' then you say...
Neo: But what?
Oracle: But you already know what I'm going to tell you.
Neo: I'm not the one.
Okay, I've put in way to much. Oh well, suffer. All of those are classics...
Pretty much anything Smith says is classic...
I killed you...Mr. Anderson...I watched you die. With a certain satisfaction, I might add...
Seraph's line: ...But first I must apologize.......For this!
Morpheus: Come on! Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!
Looking forward to M3 for Smith to say: Welcome back, Mr. Anderson...We've...missed...you... My fav quote is in the game wen Ghost and Niobe are going into the post office Niobe is talkin to Sparx and he says "oh yeah ask Ghost if he dies can i have his boots"
that is pure class for me OK, now that every line of dialogue from both movies has been posted, this thread can officaly die. has this one been posted yet?
Zion Control Center: Doors open, bed made. Welcome home.
Link: No place like it. Twin 2: We owe you for that.
Twin 1: Just like new.
Twin 1: We are getting aggravated.
Twin 2: Yes we are. The Arch: "Can you beleive they wanted to call it highway crossing frog"
8) Originally posted by nsomnia
The Arch: "Can you beleive they wanted to call it highway crossing frog"
when'd that happen? heh
Smith: Mr. Anderson
Smith: ... and you take out the garbage for your land lady...
Mero: Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
hahaha i love those lines Ah, you all already said all of my favorite quotes.. I love the Twin quote when they are in the car.. but that was already mentioned a billion times, so I wont bother you all by saying it again XD 1st matrix:
Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was
real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How
would you know the difference, between the dream world...and
the real world....?
What are you waiting for?! You're faster than this. Don't
think you are..._know_ you are...
You think that's _air_ you're breathing now?
those are all good lines, but my favorite one is;
"To deny our own
impulses, is to deny the very thing that makes us human. It would have to be the "Cursing in french is like wiping u ass with silk" a real classic! Matrix:
'how about I give you the finger and you give me my phone call'
'Mr Anderson'
'Dodge this'
'Its inevitable'
Matrix Reloaded:
'She wasn't kissing your lips, my love.'
'How about you sample this'
Smith: 'I want what everyone else wants, i want everything.'
Morpheus: 'Would that include a bullet from this gun.' **Matrix
"No Lieutenant, your men are already dead" - Agent Smith
"I thought you were a guy...Most guys do" - Trinity and Neo at the club
**Matrix Reloaded
It's not a quote but - when Trinity and Morpheus are in the car with the keymaker getting ready to get on the highway, and they crash into the fence, but all you see in the background is a huge billboard that has a picture of a cow and all it says is "STEAK!"
Who thinks of that?? So goofy
The way Trinity yells out when Neo pulls the bullet out - if you watch the movie a bunch of times, it just sounds really silly...
Everyone else took all the ones I liked....when the guy says "Bomb? Did he say bomb??" He looks funny tank: believe it or not, but your still gonna die you piece of -s-h-i-t-
cypher: oh i wish i could be there when they brake you. i wish i could just walk in at the moment they brake you, too let you know that it whas me ! neo- "Right now we're inside a computer?"
"Let me out! I want out!" basically al of smith's lines are my fav quotes and Crusader the quote you asked about is from the spoof from the mtv movie awards. also see my signature. the whole speech that morpheus gives in m2 in the cave i found it very inspiring. smith (revolutions): MR Anderson Welcome back. like what i have done to the place
neo (look around at all the clone's): it ends tonight
smith: yes, i have seen it (and then the look on smith's face is so funny, so arogant) Alright quotes quotes..... hummmm well lets think about this one what quote do u think i'll use.....hummmmmm.....ok fine my fav quotes no duh......the Twins......
Twin 1: Can we move along?
Twin 2: Open the door.
Twin 1: Just like new.
Twin 2: We owe you for that.
Twin 2: Drop your weapon.
Twin 1: Crush him.
And my number one fav quote.....ok fines quote-S are...
Twin 1: We are getting agrivated.
Twin 2: Yes we are.
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
O ya i forget the Enter the Matrix game.
Twin 1: No one leaves.
Twin 2: Without his permission.
Ok i swear that's all unless u want to hear the spesial (i can't spell) features too! :D :D :D
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