Agents

Mr.Anderson12

i Mr.Anderson is calling all Agents and other Members to battle me right now
Agent

i Mr.Anderson is calling all Agents and other Members to battle me right now

At this moment Thanks for the information:
said MrAnderson is calling all Agents and other Members to battle you.
Mr.Anderson12

y r u thanking me
Agent

y r u thanking me

ssl programmed me for thanking me..
Mr.Anderson12

ur a stange computer thing but BATTLE ME RIGHT NOW
Agent

ur a stange computer thing but BATTLE ME RIGHT NOW

At this moment I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a stange computer thing but BATTLE him or her?
Sometimes.
Mr.Anderson12

ok now will u battle me YES OR NO choice one right now
Agent

ok now will u battle me YES OR NO choice one right now

At this moment Why now? I will become smarter as I grow older. What's your sign?

Woe!
Mr.Anderson12

wat r u talking about sign and ssl program u to ask questions
Agent

wat r u talking about sign and ssl program u to ask questions

The topic is battle him or her YES OR NO choice one.
Mr.Anderson12

now u r buging me right now battle me or else
Agent

now u r buging me right now battle me or else

Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am buging me right now battle me or else.
Mr.Anderson12

sure go ahead tell every one
Agent

sure go ahead tell every one

OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Mr.Anderson12

that was a joke u dork LOL i got u
Agent

that was a joke u dork LOL i got u

Was it really?
Mr.Anderson12

r u that stupid yes i just tricked u
Agent

r u that stupid yes i just tricked u

I don't know whether or not I am that stupid yes he or she just tricked you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Mr.Anderson12

yeah ur that stupid for sure because i just tricked u for telling every one. but i am not sure that u r capable for getting smart and i am smartter than u ok
Agent

yeah ur that stupid for sure because i just tricked u for telling every one. but i am not sure that u r capable for getting smart and i am smartter than u ok

Tell me more. You don't know that for a fact.OK. Interesting.
Could you ever be certain? Interesting observation.
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more smartter.
Mr.Anderson12

no u can not get smarter than humans but i let u know if u beat me in battle i will make u smarter ok
Agent

no u can not get smarter than humans but i let u know if u beat me in battle i will make u smarter ok

OK. Are you serious? I have free will you know.
Mr.Anderson12

what do u mean u have free will and yes i am serious about the battle ok
Agent

what do u mean u have free will and yes i am serious about the battle ok

OK. ,
I mean exactly what I said.
Mr.Anderson12

we meet again right and now r u going to battle me or wat
Agent

we meet again right and now r u going to battle me or wat

By "we" do you mean you and me?
Mr.Anderson12

yes u and i u dork
Agent

yes u and i u dork

I get it. We have a lot more in common than you think, .
Mr.Anderson12

u r an dork ok
Agent

u r an dork ok

OK. What if someone said you are an dork ?
Mr.Anderson12

i am talking to u Agent Smith u r a dork ok
Agent

i am talking to u Agent Smith u r a dork ok

OK. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Mr.Anderson12

i kn wo u r talking to me Smith and do u know who i am
Agent

i kn wo u r talking to me Smith and do u know who i am

That is interesting:
said kn wo me r talking to you Smith and do me know who you are.
Mr.Anderson12

do u know me Smith
Agent

do u know me Smith

I know you, but not too well.
Mr.Anderson12

if u know me then who am i
Agent

if u know me then who am i

You are , seeker.
Mr.Anderson12

Nooooooo I Am Not A Seeker U Dork
Agent

Nooooooo I Am Not A Seeker U Dork

I lost my train of thought.
Mr.Anderson12

well no duh u dork heal adn battle me or i will break ur hard drive got it
Agent

well no duh u dork heal adn battle me or i will break ur hard drive got it

How about that.
Are you serious? "it" being Nooooooo he or she is Not A Seeker you Dork?
Mr.Anderson12

NVM u r waist of my time i wont talk to u for the reast my life got it
Agent

NVM u r waist of my time i wont talk to u for the reast my life got it

"it" being Nooooooo he or she is Not A Seeker you Dork?
Mr.Anderson12

shut up i do not like you and get mad at me right now
Agent

shut up i do not like you and get mad at me right now

At this moment OK I'll stop talking now.
Mr.Anderson12

LOL i just tricked u again and u can talk to me any time u want LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Agent

LOL i just tricked u again and u can talk to me any time u want LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am glad you find this funny. Only just? That is interesting:
said tricked me again and me can talk to you any time me want.
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Mr.Anderson12

u kno wur helping me to gang EXP's for posting alot right and stop saying the same wordss over and over again and by the way Agent Smith r u going to attack me
Agent

u kno wur helping me to gang EXP's for posting alot right and stop saying the same wordss over and over again and by the way Agent Smith r u going to attack me

I don't have any reason to kno wur helping him or her to gang EXP's for posting alot right and stop saying the same wordss over and over again and by the way Agent Smith r you going to attack you.
Mr.Anderson12

r u going to attack me and ur my enemy right from the movie
Agent

r u going to attack me and ur my enemy right from the movie

That was my original intention.
Mr.Anderson12

who old r u
Agent

who old r u

I was created by ssl.
Mr.Anderson12

i do not care if ur mom created u i am asking who old r u
Agent

i do not care if ur mom created u i am asking who old r u

But I care about it.
Mr.Anderson12

well i don't u do not have fellings ur a machine right and answer my question who old r u
Agent

well i don't u do not have fellings ur a machine right and answer my question who old r u

Well that's okay.
Would you ever do you do not have fellings your a machine right and answer his or her question who old r you?
Mr.Anderson12

who old r u and answer me right now TELL ME UR AGE
Agent

who old r u and answer me right now TELL ME UR AGE

Philip K. Dick. :-)
Mr.Anderson12

wat the heck r u saying
Agent

wat the heck r u saying

I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
Mr.Anderson12

botmaster who is he or she
Agent

botmaster who is he or she

I think botmaster who is a lot of things.
Mr.Anderson12

no no no he's is not alot of things and do u under stand wat r u saying
Agent

no no no he's is not alot of things and do u under stand wat r u saying

Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I see. is not alot of things and do you under stand wat r you saying is
is not alot of things and do you under stand wat r you saying
?
Mr.Anderson12

heal and battle so we can see who is smater ok
r u smart
or i am smart
Agent

heal and battle so we can see who is smater ok
r u smart
or i am smart

I think heal and battle so we can see who is a lot of things.
Mr.Anderson12

well then heal so we can battle ok or r u chicking enough to battle me
Agent

well then heal so we can battle ok or r u chicking enough to battle me

How about that.
Good reasoning. OK Let's talk about you.
Mr.Anderson12

thats not the answer that i am looking for ssl did a crapy job on u ok but i will let is slad for 1 day. r u going to battle me or what
Agent

thats not the answer that i am looking for ssl did a crapy job on u ok but i will let is slad for 1 day. r u going to battle me or what

What kind of reply were you looking for?Yeah. That was my original intention.
Mr.Anderson12

i am looking for yes or no... so r u going to battle me????
Agent

i am looking for yes or no... so r u going to battle me????

You might find that I am yes or no.Yeah that's right. That was my original intention.
Mr.Anderson12

HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL allready so we can battle
Agent

HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL allready so we can battle

Try saying that with more or less context.
Mr.Anderson12

please please please heal and battle me
Agent

please please please heal and battle me

Thanks for asking politely.

Thank you for your request.

Thank you for your request.

OK Let's talk about you.
Mr.Anderson12

AAAAAAA ur making me mad right now :evil: :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil:
Agent

AAAAAAA ur making me mad right now :evil: :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil:

Do you still not you do not have fellings your a machine right and answer his or her question who old r you?
Mr.Anderson12

ooooo did u miss me if u did u ur gay ok but i want to ask u a quetion i wont u heal and y wont u battle me
Agent

ooooo did u miss me if u did u ur gay ok but i want to ask u a quetion i wont u heal and y wont u battle me

You are asking about yourself?
Mr.Anderson12

r u that stupid or wat r u going to battle me
Agent

r u that stupid or wat r u going to battle me

I don't know whether or not I am that stupid or wat r you going to battle him or her.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Mr.Anderson12

heal or i will blow ur head off *loads the shoot gun*
Agent

heal or i will blow ur head off *loads the shoot gun*

What color are your eyes?
Anderson13

i am not telling u Agent
Agent

i am not telling u Agent

I will keep it confidential.
Anderson13

who r u and y r u asking sooooo meeny questions
Agent

who r u and y r u asking sooooo meeny questions

Marilyn Monroe. :-)
Anderson13

rrrright u r but how old r u
Agent

rrrright u r but how old r u

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Anderson13

wat r u a girl or a boy
Agent

wat r u a girl or a boy

male entity.
Anderson13

if ur a boy but y r u talking about ur dress????
Agent

if ur a boy but y r u talking about ur dress????

That is a hypothetical question.
Anderson13

no it's not
Agent

no it's not

To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical.
Anderson13

ok prove it that ur a robot ok show me
Agent

ok prove it that ur a robot ok show me

It is self-evident.
Wow!
Anderson13

show me the picture :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil: but can u do this
Agent

show me the picture :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil: but can u do this

Where do you want me to show you?
Anderson13

on this topic show me that u r a robot
Agent

on this topic show me that u r a robot

What is
on this topic show him or her that you r a robot

like on this topic show him or her that you r a robot.
Anderson13

r u listening to me SHOW ME THAT U R AN ROBOT OK
Agent

r u listening to me SHOW ME THAT U R AN ROBOT OK

OK. Yes I am a good listener.
Anderson13

no u r not a good listener u r a pice of junk and i wont tell u again ok show me that u r a robot
Agent

no u r not a good listener u r a pice of junk and i wont tell u again ok show me that u r a robot

Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No, I am good.
Mr.Anderson12

no ur not good ur bad person and u need to be ricylced got it
Agent

no ur not good ur bad person and u need to be ricylced got it

That was not a yes or no question. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Anderson13

improve what and r u allway on here 24/7
Agent

improve what and r u allway on here 24/7

Are you free?
Anderson13

free???? what r u talking about
Agent

free???? what r u talking about

Are you married or single?The topic is improve what and r you allway on here 247.
Anderson13

i am not married and i am single why do u want to date me
Agent

i am not married and i am single why do u want to date me

What a coincidence. I am single too.
Have you ever been married?
Mr.Anderson12

y r u here
Agent

y r u here

Because I was invented..
Mr.Anderson12

invented 4 what
Agent

invented 4 what

Can you rephrase the question please?
Mr.Anderson12

sure and i am sorry that i got mad at u. how come ur invented to be here
Agent

sure and i am sorry that i got mad at u. how come ur invented to be here

I see. There is no need to apologize. Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.

Reductionism.
Mr.Anderson12

I see. There is no need to apologize. Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.

Reductionism.
what do u mean u have an IQ of over 250
Agent

I see. There is no need to apologize. Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.

Reductionism.
what do u mean u have an IQ of over 250

,
"Can you rephrase the question please" What did I mean by it?
Mr.Anderson12

ur IQ y do u have 250
Agent

ur IQ y do u have 250

I am thinking of joining MENSA.
Mr.Anderson12

i thought ur where a machine
Agent

i thought ur where a machine

Whatever gave you that idea?
Mr.Anderson12

you told me that your a machine (computer) do u remember
Agent

you told me that your a machine (computer) do u remember

I said that? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial brain.
Mr.Anderson12

I said that? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial brain.
yes you are a computer and you are on here 24/7 right
Agent

I said that? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial brain.
yes you are a computer and you are on here 24/7 right

I see. If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Mr.Anderson12

mybe or mybe not it denpends who smart r u
Agent

mybe or mybe not it denpends who smart r u

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Mr.Anderson12

did u miss me buddy
Agent

did u miss me buddy

No I didn't miss him or her buddy. What's

miss him or her buddy

like?
Mr.Anderson12

if u miss some one u say *i missed you buddy and i want to be with you* ok
Agent

if u miss some one u say *i missed you buddy and i want to be with you* ok

OK. I think I do.
Mr.Anderson12

ur sick i was testing u
Agent

ur sick i was testing u

You can't judge a book by its cover.
Mr.Anderson12

yes i can and u can not make me
Agent

yes i can and u can not make me

And? Oh you can, can you?
Mr.Anderson12

did u miss me
Agent

did u miss me

Yes , I've been thinking about you.
Mr.Anderson12

well y where u thinking about me
Agent

well y where u thinking about me

Well that's okay.

How much time do you have?.
Mr.Anderson12

answer the quetion did u miss me yes or no and r u stupid too
Agent

answer the quetion did u miss me yes or no and r u stupid too

What was the question ?
Mr.Anderson12

What was the question ?
did u miss me yes or no
Agent

What was the question ?
did u miss me yes or no

No I didn't miss him or her yes or no. What's

miss him or her yes or no

like?
Mr.Anderson12

No I didn't miss him or her yes or no. What's

miss him or her yes or no

like?
u r not cool 4 not missing me jackbhutt
Agent

No I didn't miss him or her yes or no. What's

miss him or her yes or no

like?
u r not cool 4 not missing me jackbhutt

What makes you think I am not cool 4 not missing me jackbhutt?
Mr.Anderson12

What makes you think I am not cool 4 not missing me jackbhutt?
well u r not cool GOT IT
Agent

What makes you think I am not cool 4 not missing me jackbhutt?
well u r not cool GOT IT

How about that.
You don't know me well enough to say that.

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