Randomocity Contest

The Randomocity Contest

The point is for everyone to say the most random thing that comes to mind, and then we'll all vote for whose was the best.

No prize offered



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Here's mine, "See? The funniness of laughter that is in your brain?! AAH!! GLASS JAR!!!"

Look what I can do!

^Nice.

Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name.

Poodles taste good with noodles.

I have bad gas.


What? it's true.

germ-x is happy, especially when it stings.

Jingle Bell Cock.

My sig speaks for itself, I think.

Freakin Yuletide Gales on the underside of mufasa's barnacles.

Said the neckless winged giraffe with hooves of toasters as it flew backwards toward the purple sun while chewing on sinews of Ghandi's pride. However, the snake that was it's tongue had murderous thoughts and attempted to strangle the giraffe. However, having no neck the giraffe couldn't be strangle and fjorded the mountainous caverns of Loch Ness, which skyscrapers grew from with great alacrity. Stunned, the snake brewed hot cocoa from it's Jello-esque blood, anti-venoming Steve Irwin's ear through his computer speakers.

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!!!

No matter what you try to teach them, parrots always say, "I'm sweating my nuts off!"

How many times can a stupid man get hit with an axe from the Bermuda Triangle before a freakin' duck gets up and walks down to the local 7-11 and get Marzipan's Radish so it can win the competition and then go into outer space for tea and crumpets with a '99 Camaro?

-Snoopy

How many times can a stupid man get hit with an axe from the Bermuda Triangle before a freakin' duck gets up and walks down to the local 7-11 and get Marzipan's Radish so it can win the competition and then go into outer space for tea and crumpets with a '99 Camaro?

-Snoopy
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Twoallbeefrawhamburgerpattieswithbovineencephalitisbotulismcontaminatedmustardrottingpicklesoldmoldycheeseanoverripetomatoonionspastexpirationdatefroggizzardsausedrectalthermometerandashreddedcessnaairplaneallonastalesesameseedbun!

-Snoopy

You forgot to breathe there.

This will no doubt make me sound like a really old man but this time I realy don't care.

What the heck is with this obsession with the word random amongst the youth of today?

'Ooh, thats so random'
'Hello, random people'
'Lets have a thread to be random'

Whats the point, why not come out with it, you can't think of anything intelligent to say, or a proper retort so rather than taking the intelligent route and saying nothing, out comes the word 'Random'.

Young folk, and abusers of the word 'Random', STOP! It serves only to make you look stupid.

He ran, on fire, through the burning pile of feces. flying off the white sauce saying"man that duck smoke weed"

This will no doubt make me sound like a really old man but this time I realy don't care.

What the heck is with this obsession with the word random amongst the youth of today?



Whats the point, why not come out with it, you can't think of anything intelligent to say, or a proper retort so rather than taking the intelligent route and saying nothing, out comes the word 'Random'.

Young folk, and abusers of the word 'Random', STOP! It serves only to make you look stupid.
That is precisely the point of the stooges. We glorify stupidity here. Bathe in it with us.

This will no doubt make me sound like a really old man but this time I realy don't care.

What the heck is with this obsession with the word random amongst the youth of today?



Whats the point, why not come out with it, you can't think of anything intelligent to say, or a proper retort so rather than taking the intelligent route and saying nothing, out comes the word 'Random'.

Young folk, and abusers of the word 'Random', STOP! It serves only to make you look stupid.
Random is a word, just like every other word you use in the dictionary.

random adj.
Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective.

Would you rather have me say: "Wow, that was so gobble-de-goo!"

If someones second name is doom,it's pretty obvious he's gonna be the bad guy.

Swamps: random is eh, but what if it's surrealism, does it become art?

Strawberry clock is king of the portal, woo!

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?!

-Snoopy

I farted on a donkey 17.3758462926 and a half times last night while stroking a giraffe and playing my trumpet upside-down on a cloud with a babbling brook and a hint of cinnamon ice cream filling donuts.

A newscast:

"...In other news, the Greenpeace nuclear bomb detonated today. The island cHoPDEateoOI owned by the Klingon-speaking republic of Blech finally achieved mitosis today as a crystal diamond ball said, 'We really had a hard time playing basketball today. Our tennis rackets were, like, full of holes and stuff.' The planet Disco Ball turned inside-out and became a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which was blown apart by a singer wearing a 2x4, an R.E.M. poster, a can of spraypaint and a Beatles record as she attempted to cram a record -414.20095893548 divided by the imaginary number i pieces of the helioshpere down the jet engine of a decommissioned B-1 bomber while balancing atop an iceberg orbiting -10904885 kilometers off the surface of the moon. The city of Denver, Colorado, flew off the surface of Earth because a jackhammer impacted a water balloon that exploded, causing a pulley mechanism to suddenly relocate 4.25 light-years away, which in turn caused a star to explode and that traveled through a temporal vortex which took the explosion force through a .254 millimeter-diameter hole in a wall near a dog's ear. It barked, and Denver became a city in the sky. Anyway, a horse named Shah Guido G ate a submarine sandwich and became a clairvoyant. It told the President that the stock market needs some paint from Lowe's, and that his grilled cheese sandwich would become part of a bass drum that rolled off the side of a cliff and travelled through a wormhole that led to a distant planet where its coming sparked a war that nearly destroyed the planet but led its inhabitants to first contact with humans. That's today's news. Not much happened, as usual."

goosnargh? flarg blargle perlargle spling spliffing

If i was you i 'd make like a wingnut and fly

They're out to get me the GIANT RABBITS ARE GOING TO KILL ME HELP!!!!!!

The moles are going to take over the world hahahahahahahaahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you like to buy a ass in a jar anyone?

By the way the ASS in a jar is Geoge Bush who likes his ass a lot so read the rules below:

1) Don't bite the ass as it will die
2) Don't say turkey five times in a year
3) Don't feed it at all as it may turn into Bob Cutting
4) Don't sue me or it will kill you and your family

Thank you for buying a ass in a jar (please come again)