Snoopy, Novus, and Veradis' Glory Pit (sucky by even Novus's standards)

Well, I felt so happy after that party I went to that I wanted to post this. I feel so happy. Another successful band show rehersal...In any case, please post.

-Snoopy

Does veradis know you've put her name on the title of this thread?

Yeah I agree with RA. It's okay with me, Snoopy, but Veradis might not like it.

What the hell is this thread about?

Fragged if I know FYM. The first one who can tell me gets a cookie.

He's trying to imitate other Glory holes/boxes around here and look cool.

Do I get a cookie now?

Sure, Eon, indulge. This is the Babbling Stooges, isn't it? Just babble on here. Speaking of which: What kind of cookie do you want? Chocolate chip, sugar, snickerdoodle, peanut butter, Russian tea, or those nice soft ones with the frosting and sprinkles that I like so much?

-Snoopy

You stole my damn thread name! Biatches.

Aren't there several threads around whose name contains the words "Glory Box" ?

There's UT's Glory Hole which she seems quite stoked about and Splinter and Eon's Glory Box, that's about it.

And I'd like Choc-Chip thanks Snoopy, extra choc chips if you can manage it, my sweet tooth would love you for life.

And Splin our damn thread name girl.

You poor things.

Why does Eon get a cookie??? I WANT A FREAKIN COOKIE!!

yes, who doesn't want a cookie?

I wonder... I thought that polygamie was forbidden for you? (Snoopy + Novus? Veradis you naughty, naughty girl.)

This thread is the garbs. gg.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/smlundgrenrsu/CATOOZTD-threadsucks.jpg

No kidding.

I think it has been sufficiently peed on now.

I got no idea what’s friekin going on here. But what the hey. We should probably rename this the glory pit. And I’m not naughty, FOTH, just special.

Glory Pit? All right, everybody, jump up and down--is that moshing? I think so, but I'm not sure--and do something! Anybody wants a cookie, there are plenty on the tray in the kitchen...

-Snoopy

I ate all the cookies,yeah...i'm that greedy,no more cookies here,this is a cookie free zone,yes sir no cookies here,anyway...i still don't understand...what am i meant to say here?

This thread has been rendered sucky even by my standards.

This thread has been rendered sucky even by my standards.
Damn, that's pretty low.

^My point exactly.

This thread has been rendered sucky even by my standards.

Well, this is the Babbling Stooges!

Whoever renamed this...man, that was hilarious! You really made me laugh. But you made a grammatical errer...I-I-I mean error...because "Novus's" should be "Novus'." And, hey, I just brought a truckful of some cookies...not to mention the spare cache I hid in my computer's Firefox directory...and I've got lunchmeat, crackers, any type of soft drink you want...
I think I'll quote an episode of Frasier...it's not exact; will someone please correct me here?

Clive: I just want to say [sic]...
Niles [coming in from kitchen]: Cheese Nips?

Speaking of which, anybody want some?

-Snoopy

EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot: My blog! Here it is:

Planet Q (http://www.planetqblog.blogspot.com/)

That should be it!
End of line.

Lol, Snoopy, I totally agree with you! Very funny title, rendered even funnier by the fact that my name already appears in the actual title. But they got the grammar right. It's only Novus' if it's plural. Since Novus is my name and not plural, then it takes the traditional 's.

Well, what do you know? My grammar books's wrong! Wow. Who'd've thought. Anned two theenk thaaaat mye grammer teechur laast yeer wood'uv fownd owt dee thaat boook miss-take ynn.
Bkdr_ircbot.av is on the loose! To wit: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Pizza, anyone? I just saw the Domino's delivery guy drive by. Personally, I like Hungry Howie's, but what do you guys want? What chain and toppings?

-Snoopy

So, is this thread moving clockwise, or counter? I always forget which hemisphere makes the toilet water go which way.

Who the hell watches Frasier?

Who the hell is bagging Fraiser? TINM, you and me out the back in 10.

Oh dear...

Anyone up for a little euthanasia?

If Frasier had balls, I'd kick them.

Can threads be given the electric chair?please?

Oh dear...

Anyone up for a little euthanasia?

Sure thing! I've always thought Thai kids are cute. (GET IT??? YOUTH IN ASIA??)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Somebody shoot me. Now please.

Oh dear...

Anyone up for a little euthanasia?
Only if you're my doctor and you promise to be gentle.

Sure thing! I've always thought Thai kids are cute. (GET IT??? YOUTH IN ASIA??)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


Lame!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/smlundgrenrsu/bitchslap.gif

I loooooooooooove that picture!!! That used to be my AIM buddy icon!!!

Somebody shoot me. Now please.
I don't have a REAL gun handy, but I can give you a "bang bang"

Only if you're my doctor and you promise to be gentle.
Into role-playing now, eh? That could be some fun. Just call me Dr. Kevorkian.

Jesus Christ suck me sideways. Why dont we just have one "Glory hole" thread and contain the madness that way?

Because when madness is contained it is no longer madness.

Hey...I watch Frasier...

FOTH: (imitates the one-million-round-per-minute gun that is being developed)
That enough for you?
There are still some cookies here...

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked me where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer." Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"
I laughed my head off at this one. I've got more where this one came from...

-Snoopy

Thank you Snoopy, feeling much better now. Nothing like catching one-million-round-per-minute between your teeth before breakfast. Now I've got a really scary smile and can do the TEX AVERY thing (spitting them back to where they came from tatatatatatatatatatatata....).

Chaos and anime rule today. Tomorrow we'll see if something is left to be ruled.

I watch Frasier too! At least, when it used to be on.

Hey, it's still on at 11:30 at night on NBC. It's ok, but I'd take Seinfeld over Frasier any day.

I never really understood what the big deal was about seinfeld anyways. I've seen several episodes and never really found it too funny. Give me Frasier or Friends any day.

So, is this thread moving clockwise, or counter? I always forget which hemisphere makes the toilet water go which way.
It's clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, right? That's where I am--the U.S. of A. Proud to be an American!

Roz [with a "Novocane accent"]: There's someone outside that window!
Frasier: Why, yes, Miss Thorndyke, it appears to be...[cues Noel for organ music, but calliope comes instead]...the ice cream truck!
This has got to be one of the funniest jokes in TV history. Loved the whole episode.

Hey, it's still on at 11:30 at night on NBC. It's ok, but I'd take Seinfeld over Frasier any day.
NBC is still showing it? Yay! We watched it on WUAB over here, and when the last season ended, they switched to Friends. You like Seinfeld?! I love that show!

[A Frisbee for a game of frolf and Jerry's head appear in circles above George's head]
Jerry: What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
I loved this joke, too. What is up with airplane peanuts, anyhow?

A road was closed in Colorado due to snow! Winter is approaching fast!

-Snoopy

Happy Birthday Snoopy!!!

..and the purpose of this being in this thread and not the "happy birthday" one is...?

Thanks, Novus. (And thanks, veradis, for the post in the B-Day thread.) What did I get for my birthday?
-A Matrix Code-patterned T-shirt with, instead of code, the first chapter of Genesis written in Hebrew and English and a cross-shaped blank area in the center bearing the words "Intelligent Design"
-An nVidia shirt that on the obverse says "Properly equipped" and has the logo, and on the reverse has Mercury and a Super Light Cycle
-An 11" x 13" Tron 2.0 poster with the signatures of Bruce Boxlietner, Cindy Morgan, Jeff Bridges, and one other name I haven't identified
'Twas excellent!
Halloween is here...buy some Hershey's...watch Ghost Hunters...hi, Mom...
Have you seen those Wendy's mushroom bacon melt commercials? Those are funny.

-Snoopy

..and the purpose of this being in this thread and not the "happy birthday" one is...?

Because it's still mine, veradis's, and Snoopy's pit.

and it's still sucky. Hooray for you.

and it's still sucky. Hooray for you.

YUP!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Hence the title!! :)

I think this place needs a good nuking.

Literally or figuratively, Jaid?

waste of a good nuke in my opinion.

^ He's actually got a good point.

waste of a good nuke in my opinion.

Oh come on now, you can't waste a nuke. That's like saying that shooting a gun into a popcan is a waste of ammunition.

Shit, nuking anything is worth it. Even if it isn't something that actually NEEDS nuking, such as this thread.

Nuke away!

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/nuke-the-limit.jpg

FOOM!

-Snoopy

Hey, that's a far side joke!

I know--That's the only version of it that Google came up with.

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/airplane-in-mirror.jpg

Ha ha ha!

-Snoopy

Wow. If only we could get our hands on something more powerful than a nuke.

Well, you could always go with the neutron bomb (http://www.manuelsweb.com/neutronbomb.htm) if you like. Nukes are sooo last century.

I've got an idea,it's kinda crazy. . .kinda out there. . .but it might work.

Stop posting in the thread and hopefully it will die.

So what do you think?!#?

Only the good threads die. The shitty ones seem to live forever. Thought you would have noticed that by now.

I've got an idea,it's kinda crazy. . .kinda out there. . .but it might work.

Stop posting in the thread and hopefully it will die.

So what do you think?!#?


Umm... RA honey. Lead by example then. If YOU don't want a thead to survive then posting in it that you want it to die, is not the best way to kill it now is it?

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/bomb-tech.jpg

Okay, caption contest! Come up with a caption for:

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg

-Snoopy

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg

Hard to make a caption that's funny for that picture.. find something better than that.

mp3 police.. pfft, lame.

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg




This should get us through the Best Buy line faster boys. Wonder if it will work at the donut shop too.

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg

-Snoopy
Is it me,or is this ipod too big?

"Quick, men, away from the thread before it becomes even suckier!"

Okay...new caption contest...

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/abandonship.jpg

What's the caption, guys?
I feel extremely happy...Sci Fi is showing "13 Days of Halloween," and last night they had Jurassic Park on. I taped it. ROAR!

-Snoopy

Erm...isn't the point of a caption contest to actually run a contest...ie, announce a winner. Just a thought.

Right you are Eon, but this isn't a real purposeful contest, just like this isn't a real purposeful thread. The normal rules do not apply here. Everything is meaningless.

Caption: Captain, rough waters off the port bow!

Look, Captain! It's the famed UT glory hole!!!

Well, it is just fun and games in this thread. Alrighty then.

Well Ethel, It was a lovely vacation while it lasted. Wanna get in a quick game of shuffleboard before we go down?

Hey!i've got a pic for this thread!
http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/stupid_thread_warning.gif
Oh it doesn't require a caption,the picture says it all.

This is cracking me up...
Well, I guess the winner of the MP3 Police caption was . There. I hope no one's offended by my choice.
The ship's still open.
I'm watching Weird Al's [I]It's All About the Pentiums video. Which reminds me...anybody want some Doritos? I hate them, so there's plenty to go around. And there's still some Coke and Pepsi.
Qu'est-ce que vous aimes faire?

-Snoopy

I like to watch ridiculous threads get even more ridiculous. What was that French for anyway? Pass the doritos & coke so I can at least get fat while this glory pit sinks lower & lower.

What do you like to do...or something along those lines. Been a while since I've done French.

Correct you are, Eon! (See! Paying attention in French I helps.) Have a cookie.

-Snoopy

I speak a little French. Youre an ass bite. Pardon my French.

I'm surprised I remember, I only just scraped passes in that subject.

wow, I need something to not make sense right about now, cause I'm obviously not making sense..

Yes.
that's right.


Snoopy, t'est tu francais?

Si oui, d'ou vien tu?

ENGLISH board. None of these fruity languages please. And now for something completely
completely
completely
completely
completely
And now for something completely different.

Did you just have a Rainman moment or is that your impression of Porky Pig?

A broken record clip. So close, though.

Jaid, I'm only in French I. I haven't learned all that stuff yet. Oh well...
Let's see...what a--m I t--o talk abou--t, now--that I--am--postin--g this--? Oh,--yes...--what a--m I im--itati--ng?

-Snoopy

Jaid asked if you were French, and if you were, where are you from?

Jaid, I'm only in French I. I haven't learned all that stuff yet. Oh well...
Let's see...what a--m I t--o talk abou--t, now--that I--am--postin--g this--? Oh,--yes...--what a--m I im--itati--ng?

-Snoopy
A retard? Yes, that's my final answer.

A retard? Yes, that's my final answer.
You are correct sir!

Gold stars for all involved!

Now go back to sleep before your Mums catch you up past your bedtime. Chop Chop!

No, Jaid, I was imitating Windows Media Player when I have a Flash app (the game N, for those interested) or something else running that completely hogs the memory. And no, I'm not French (that I know of, at least).
Well, here's another picture that needs a caption...

http://www.terranova.net/content/images/airplane-in-mirror.jpg

Have at it!

-Snoopy

I'm not Jaid, thank you. Pay attention, retard-imitator.

Well, pardonnes-moi, s'il vous plaît! See, I'm human. I was not imitating a retard. I was imitating an MP3 player. A FRACKING MP3 PLAYER!
[SCREAMS]
Ah, well, now the testosterone is out of my system...
Any captions, guys? (And gals?)

-Snoopy

EDIT: If the -es ending is wrong for the second-person singular vous, will someone please let me know about it? I'm only in French I class, and I don't know everything yet.

Well, now you're imitating a female retard.

I'm assuming it's obvious he's correct?
Excellant.
Snoopy. . . keep doing whatever the hell you do.

Well, pardonnes-moi, s'il vous plaît! ...

EDIT: If the -es ending is wrong for the second-person singular vous, will someone please let me know about it? I'm only in French I class, and I don't know everything yet.
OK, for starters, second person singular is tu...the ending for vous is -ez in the past tense and a few others if i remember rightly....check with Jaid, my French sucks majorly.

pardonnes-moi, s'il vous plaît!


Pardonnez-moi s'il te plaît.

You chose a good example to let me fuck you up on how hard french is.

Here, "Vous me pardonnez" has been put into a reversal as "Pardonnez-moi" as to be set in the Imperative Present? LoL "Imperatif Present".

The verb "Pardonner" (to forgive) is usually spelt with "er" at the end. However, when put in a reversal such as this one, the exception is considering that you are speaking to many people, that would mean the third person plural, meaning the ending would be "ez", therefore, this reversal is written "pardonnez-moi".

As for the other part. "s'il te plaît ." (if it pleases you), your verb here is "plaire" (please). Now, "plaire" can be written in alot of ways depending on the way the sentence is constructed. here you can find all forms of "plaire" (http://www.verb2verbe.com/francais/conjugaison/verbe-francais/plaire.aspx)

We're looking for this set however.

The Present.

je plais
tu plais
il/elle plaît
nous plaisons
vous plaisez
ils/elles plaisent



::EDIT::"s'il to plaît" is apparently to the third person singular and therefore is "plaît"

It "should" with logic, be "Pardonnez-moi s'il vous plaisez."

However, because this is an "exception" (which in french there are alot of, and they completely avoid logic in all senses), it is written;

"Pardonnez-moi s'il te plaît ."

Have fun with french, break your head over a cinder block.

You mean circumflex? Just like circumference or circumstance? I think it's best if he continues to imitate a retard.

You mean circumflex? Just like circumference or circumstance? I think it's best if he continues to imitate a retard.

Actually it's "Circonflex", I was writing quickly and splet it phonetically by accident.

It's quite amusing however, that because you are completely lost on what I'm talking about, that you feel the need to put me down in some way by picking out the only mistake in my entire post, which was simply one letter.

Good job, I hope you feel big now.

I knew there was a reason I quit French. Fucking hell.

Actually, NMN should have just pointed out your absurd abuse of the carriage return. Im sure that would have made him feel big.

Actually it's "Circonflex", I was writing quickly and splet it phonetically by accident.

It's quite amusing however, that because you are completely lost on what I'm talking about, that you feel the need to put me down in some way by picking out the only mistake in my entire post, which was simply one letter.

Good job, I hope you feel big now.
cir·cum·flex (sûrkm-flks)
n.
Any of several marks, especially ( ^ ), used over a vowel in certain languages or in phonetic keys to indicate quality of pronunciation.

THREE letters, but keep going, I'm only here to help.

cir·cum·flex (sûrkm-flks)
n.
Any of several marks, especially ( ^ ), used over a vowel in certain languages or in phonetic keys to indicate quality of pronunciation.

THREE letters, but keep going, I'm only here to help.

The accent circonflexe ^ (circonflex) can be on an A, E, I, O, or U. The circonflexe usually indicates that an s used to follow that vowel, e.g., forêt. It also serves to distinguish between homonyms; e.g., du (contraction of de + le) vs dû (past participle of devoir).

I was mentioning the french one, not the english one.

Now please, if you have nothing contructive to add to the current conversation, I'd suggest you practice what you preach and stop detracking that particular conversation over trivialties such as the spelling of a certain character.

Thank you.

What the HELL are you on about? There is no particular conversation to this thread. If there were, then it wouldn't be in Stooges, and it certainly would have something of value to it. So no, I will not. If Snoopy wants to ask for some French advice in another thread, say in the Culture Forum, then I won't go in there, and you can talk about French all you want. But since from post 1 this thread hasn't had a topic, and particular conversations aren't of any value in that situation because of time difference and of how people post, and what can be quoted, and so on and so forth. And to say anything otherwise would simply be a foolish attempt to make the thread anything more than its worth, simply because you speak French and there's a "current" conversation about it. I could argue that we're not finished talking about the "imitating a retard" conversation, and tell you all to get back on topic for that. See how it works? It's illogical to assume there is a "current conversation" in this sort of thread, and if you don't agree then I direct to Splinter's and Eon's Glory Box and you tell me how many "topics" there are that got deridden. Pleasure doing business with you.

So, you're not welcome.

Oh merciful God of Matrix Mania, I am so pityful and shameful, I apologize in all that is worth for my life and sacrafice three virgins to thee.

Please oh mighty Administrator, have mercy.

*Kneels* I give up, you win, on powerful one!

Oh merciful God of Matrix Mania, I am so pityful and shameful, I apologize in all that is worth for my life and sacrafice three virgins to thee.

Please oh mighty Administrator, have mercy.

*Kneels* I give up, you win, on powerful one!
Your slip is showing.

I apologize in all that is worth for my life and sacrafice three virgins to thee.


WOW, Do you know any?

Actually I do...

He misspelled 'sacrifice'. The almighty God of MM must've stopped his spelling Nazidom in light of his dietetical resposibilities.

No, the spelling Nazi has just realised he himself can't spell...he misspelled 'conversation' twice.

Glass houses sink ships, missy.

Yes, vous is second-person singular if you're talking to a person of authority, someone older than you, or a relative that is not close to you.
In any instance, what about the caption for the plane?
And, no, I'm not imitating a female retard. I'm male.
Academic Challenge Team competition match today! I placed well for a high school Freshman--40th out of 108. I made it into the final 64 (and they spelled my name right). I almost made it into the final 16. I got several answers right just by guessing (Catherine the Great, Elizabeth Taylor, and Leon Trotsky).

-Snoopy

And, no, I'm not imitating a female retard. I'm male.
Coulda fooled me.

Hahahaha, I believe we are onto something here. Lets talk.

Yes, vous is second-person singular if you're talking to a person of authority, someone older than you, or a relative that is not close to you.
Granted, but tu is still your second person singular, vous is second person plural. And using vous to be polite isn't just restricted to those people, it can be anyone you meet, I was talking to a French friend of mine, about the same age as me, years back and she actually requested to make our conversation more familiar by using 'tu'.

D'accord. You wish to be addressed as tu, and I will attempt to act accordingly.
Can one of the mods put a poll on about this whole tu/vous thing?
Back off/on topic...
What in the heck does ths apo taap nbcapo goeiag ytpae" a;l;wte alset...
BOO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

-Snoopy (SnBOOpy!)

Oh ffs, I give in. Remind me to never get into any sort of discussion with you, it's not worth the time or pain. Why the hell would anyone want a poll for something few on the board know about and which could be found anywhere on the Internet, fuck.

The poll would have just been for fun.
A! l#_8 paco34_
H4ppy H4110w33n, 3v3ry0n3!

-Snoopy

The poll would have just been for fun.
A! l#_8 paco34_
H4ppy H4110w33n, 3v3ry0n3!

-Snoopy
http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/001_askingforit.jpg

How? Please, clarify.

-Snoopy

If I have to explain it to you, clearly you're not meant to know.

Clearly.
Oh, well...
Did you know that I got a kind of computer virus/worm that can spread itself by any message that I post on the Internet? I don't even need to post--I just have to visit a page--and the virus infects it. (Oops--I posted...)

-Snoopy

P.S. Yes, I know--It's a lame Halloween gag, but what the Q?

Clearly.
Oh, well...
Did you know that I got a kind of computer virus/worm that can spread itself by any message that I post on the Internet? I don't even need to post--I just have to visit a page--and the virus infects it. (Oops--I posted...)

-Snoopy

P.S. Yes, I know--It's a lame Halloween gag, but what the Q?
Post anything like that again, even in jest, and you'll be banned faster than you can even say banned in French.

http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/001_askingforit.jpg
Word . . .

Saying "vous" to someone who is your peer is considered an insult to most.

The use of "vous" when speaking to a person is called "vouvoire" and you do so to your elders or teachers or someone of greater status than yourself.(Someone who will never be your friend or know you personally)

However, this is something that only those who are of older generations still do. "Vouvoire"'ing someone who is your peer is seen as an insult or a sort of snobish attitude. It's as if you're destroying any personal connection between the person you're speaking to.

"vouvoire"'ing is to most of our generation a way of saying "You're not my friend, I'm only talking to you because I have to and I'm trying to be polite but I want to be sure that you don't expect me to be your friend or spend time with you any more than I have to."

In a nutshell...

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I was really worried about it. No really.

Dear lord,my sarcasm detector just overloaded,I wonder why . . . . .

Perhaps because one of the hyperspatial porcines appeared, said ";" in a rather bland way, and popped like a bubble into another dimension.

-Snoopy

That was a really big nutshell, Jaid. Says me who can only speak English and really bad Italian.

Perhaps because one of the hyperspatial porcines appeared, said ";" in a rather bland way, and popped like a bubble into another dimension.

-Snoopy

Aww, aren't you cute. I guess you have hit puberty now and are growing some hair on your nuts.

That was a really big nutshell, Jaid. Says me who can only speak English and really bad Italian.
This is Jaid we're talking about, it's been proven posts by him can be no less than 400 words :P .

Jaid - Wanna write my university essays for me? I'll pay you.....

Someone's gonna find out about that...
Oh, well. I still want captions for that airplane picture! Please?...Pretty please with a cherry on top and chocolate sauce and a banana and extra ice cream and a spoonful of sugar and a candle and a spork and a vintage chrome blue Mercedes-Benz and...

-Snoopy

Just because you begged, no.

My friend's uncle is in a band called "Mister Orange Undercover"...have you heard of it? What are they like?

-Snoopy

I have a butt that says "I don't care."

have you heard it yet?

My friend's uncle is in a band called "Mister Orange Undercover"...have you heard of it? What are they like?

-Snoopy


Snoop, just for shits n giggles here, just who were you asking this question to?

Anyone. Anyone who cares to answer, that is.

-Snoopy