How would you destroy the world?

I don't care how stupid or impossible or intelligent or possible it is,if you were going to destroy the world,how would you do it?
I'd like to somehow push the earth into a black hole although it would't look very kool,possibly somehow crashing it into the sun..that would rock.

Destroying the world would be a morally reprehensible act. I would never engage in such activities.

Destroying the world would be a morally reprehensible act. I would never engage in such activities.
you're a Chicken.

No, I most certainly am not. Who gave you that odd idea?

The small voice in the back of my head,come on man,don't tell me you've never once considered destroying the world?

Now why would I want to destroy the world when I am having so much fun watching you rape the board with these kinds of threads?

I'll have you know that in the Babbling Stooges, board rapeage is strongly encouraged.

RA - strangely, no. It's always been specific people or kinds of people that I've wanted to destroy. I love the world.

Perhaps you should rephrase to "how would you kill everyone you know?"

I'll rephrase nothing! i'll defend the name of this thread to the hilt!

First I would take RA and bludgeon him to death with a banana/peach combo and then I would stop the Earth from spinning and have it explode from it's lack of centrifugal force.

I would make everyone register at Teh Shakc

Personally I like the Voltron approach. Make a stupid announce on all radios, tv's and so on and then ...KA-BOOOM!

And then built a intergalactic express road where is was ...

by the way, please specify... which world?

by the way, please specify... which world?

MY WORLD!!..*ahem* I mean earth.

Make that some extra special effects then for show. One moment, blue perfect earth spinning through space... next moment Starwars with extra special Deep impact sauce.

I would shower the world with love, kindness, and good will towards men and women. That should be enough to cause a mass suicide fest.

I would shower the world with love, kindness, and good will towards men and women. That should be enough to cause a mass suicide fest.
My lord....you're insane...not even i could concoct such an evil scheme..damn..i doubt that can be topped.

I would plant a virus in all of the food of the world, and so when everybody ate it they would begin vomiting constantly. Then the vomit level would rise all over the world and drown everybody, and then a time-triggered decaying virus would activate itself, which would then eat away at the Earth downward, straight to the core, until there was nothing left but a glob of vomit two inches in diamater, which I would then blast away with a spaceship I had used to escape Earth's destruction.

I would plant a virus in all of the food of the world, and so when everybody ate it they would begin vomiting constantly. Then the vomit level would rise all over the world and drown everybody, and then a time-triggered decaying virus would activate itself, which would then eat away at the Earth downward, straight to the core, until there was nothing left but a glob of vomit two inches in diamater, which I would then blast away with a spaceship I had used to escape Earth's destruction.

Nice.

I would probably just drill right down to the earth's core and drop a shitload of nukes down there and blow the planet up from the inside out. I'm not quite sure that would work scientifically speaking, but I'd try it. But before that, I'd pick 23 people to repopulate some unknown planet which I would name, what else, Zero One. :D

I'd be myself.

Then I would clone 100 of me and plant them in every single country in the world, plus Antartica.

If Civilization as we know hasn't collapsed 3 months after that, I'd be surprised.

I would use the atomic decohesitator in my closet to unravel the very structure of the planet and everything on it. It would probably look kewl, for a second.

I'd go round the world and stab everyone's eyes with a pencil. To death.

First I would force DonDaddy to add me as a friend on his blog, and than I would wait until AIDS does its thing for me.

Mr U

And this would destroy the world how?

Well, AIDS is bound to kill everyone eventually. Except celibatists like me. And since they won't be having children, man will die.. A comforting thought, I would think.

Mr U

I know I already posted in this thread, but destroying the world is something I think about often.
I would take a over 6 billion pens and shove it up everyone's ass. Then I'd shave everybody's head and shave everybody's scalp if they're already bald. Since this probably wouldn't kill them then I'd just slice off their heads with a chainsaw.

I know I already posted in this thread, but destroying the world is something I think about often.
I would take a over 6 billion pens and shove it up everyone's ass. Then I'd shave everybody's head and shave everybody's scalp if they're already bald. Since this probably wouldn't kill them then I'd just slice off their heads with a chainsaw.
OK.


I would cause a masive earthquake that will stop the earths rotation and let lobal warming speed up. People might not die quickly but, they will evenuly. :)

If the earths rotation stop everything would be dead. Look at what happens when a car goes from 70mph to 0 real quick. Now how fast is the rotation of the the earth? Not ot mention a loss of gravity. Yeah, death would come real damn fast.

Well, AIDS is bound to kill everyone eventually. Except celibatists like me. And since they won't be having children, man will die.. A comforting thought, I would think.

Mr U


HOLY crap it's a revelation!

{the following is satire, if you're too *insert snazzy insult here* to notice}

My goodness, now we all know why he's so damned uptight!

You're a celibatist!

Wow... if there has ever been any greater weight taken off my shoulders..

For a second I actually thought you just hated the world and everyone in it!

But the fact is that you're just so strung up with all that hormonal baggage wish washing in your head!

Jee... it all makes sense now...

Shit, I know how I'd destroy the world...

Make a ray gun that gives everyone HU's distinctive irritability and so fashionable sense of condescension.

Everyone would just debate themselves to death!

LMFAO, At your colorful ways Jaide. I would have just said, that explains a lot. GET LAID!!!

ok but honestly? How would I destroy the world?

I would ignite the atmosphere.

Thechnically it's thought to be impossible with what exists today, but if I could create a large enough thermo nuclear explosion, I could potentially create a chain reaction that would ignite the nitrogen in the atmosphere and it would basically kill everything on the planet in one big fireball.

So if I would be so inclined as to destroy the world, that's how I would do it.

I can't really see a better way to destroy everything on the planet really.

Even better, if I could get an even hotter explosion I would detonate it in the ocean and ignite the nitrogen in the water, that would then spread to the atmosphere as well, double whammy, I guess that's a bit of overkill though.

There's geological scarring that suggests that when large meteorites hit the planet in prehistoric periods that this kind of explosion did occur.

As a matter of fact, it's estimated that, according to physical evidence, this has occured on several occasions, one we all know well is when the dinosoars went out.

Global fireball, crazy stuff.

I'll try to find some pictures and maybe a gif of where I saw this..

give me some time.

::EDIT::

Right well, there's the stuff done on what's known as the Trinity Test.

Hehum ..

"In 1945 there was some initial speculation among the scientists developing the first nuclear weapons that there might be a possibility of igniting the earth's atmosphere with a large enough nuclear explosion. This would concern a nuclear reaction of two nitrogen atoms forming a carbon and an oxygen atom, with release of energy. This energy would heat up the remaining nitrogen enough to keep the reaction going until all nitrogen were finished. This was, however, quickly shown to be unlikely enough to be considered impossible" source = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Trinity_test

but that was in 1945.

On October 23, 1961, Russia detonated a 100 megaton atomic bomb(Tsar Bomba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba)), a significantly larger explosion than that which was worried about in Trinity which was merely 25 kilotons (Fat Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man)).

Point being is that, technology today may very possibly reach the heats needed for a blast to trigger a Ice-9 type transition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-9_type_transition) - in this case, igniting the atmosphere.

Interesting anyway.

I know this is old and not very original but i whould gain control of all the nukes and kill every one with them all. except me and some hot chicks. procreate baby, gotta love it

Jaid, one word, 12 characters: masturbation. :p

Mr U

Ah yes... I've befriended the act very closesly.

Mind you my good friend. The love of a woman is like no other.

then again, some parts of me would like to caution you that perhaps it is better off to stay celibate.

Nevertheless, I would consider that perhaps the saying

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

fits just as well with its physical counterpart as it does to the description of "love" which it is originally intended for.

Yea. say has anyone met my girlfriend. her name is palmalina. lol. LMAO

Christ, wipe your keyboards off and get back on topic.

Indeed anyhow,I have come up with another method,something totally original,I'd construct a giant super laser in orbit around the earth and I'd call it "The murder star" or something like that and then I'd blow the earths to pieces with it.
Kool huh?

I would pick a fight with a super being not as super as me like in Dragonball/Z/GT and wipe the floor with him. Or should I say wipe the earth? Anyway, with all the fighting we put out and the intensity of the battle we would definitely wipe out the entire earth eventually in one big projectile attack or something... or maybe I'd punch him straight through the earth and make him or her (Prolly not a 'her' since I wouldn't hit a woman... unless she wants me to pay for our date or something :-P) explode the earth's core, which I assume wouldn't be good. Or maybe I'd just shoot a big ol' fancy super atomic mega ultra atomic blast straight into the sun and watch everyone freeze to death that survived the sun's explosion.

Don't forget I would be a SUPER being.

Anyone familiar with the series knows exactly what I'm talkin' about.

Yeah..

That would be awesome! :wicked:

I have considered conquering the world in addition to what I would do with my newfound ruling power. I would definitely have a herim (sp?). Is that right?

Much better than destroying the world, I think.

If I was to destroy the world, I would like to take the traditional approach and watch it burn.

If I was to destroy the world, I would like to take the traditional approach and watch it burn.

Your not a forest fire are you?

I would definitely have a herim (sp?). Is that right?
If you're going where I think you're going with that, I believe the word is a harem. And I've got to say, I like your idea

Well...I would plant a esquized amount of Hydrogen Bombs around the earth so when i detonate them the earth would blow into severel pieces creating 4 or five more large pieaces still in tacked so life could still live. Its Not exactly destroying the earth but...now that i think about it the amout of Hydrogen Bombs im thinking of...that would probley destroy the earth so....

If you're going where I think you're going with that, I believe the word is a harem. And I've got to say, I like your idea


YES! That's it......harem. Thank you. Haven't had to use that word in a while.
Yes, I would be the "Ted Nugent" of world rulers.

ah shit, did I spell Nugent right? I give up tryin' to be clever....... :lol:

lol yes i agree that if the earth is going to die... it should burn in flames...

but what i imagined was that the entire earth was just lit up in fire ....
and it probably wont be cool for the things still living on earth, but it'll look spactularly awsome from far away.

by bringing dinosoars back to life, an lighting their fights

I would make a army of killer bees and turkeys so that i would have soliders in the air and on the ground :lol: 8: