Idiocy in this World

NMN

Remember THE MATRIX FORUM? Well, I still get admin emails from TMASTER, the admin of the forum. This is what I got just now with the title "9/11".

Let us never forget those who died 2 years ago on this day.


-TMASTER

And this is what I replied with:
It was 4 years ago you fucking idiot.

Needless to the say, the mailer-daemon said his email address wasn't found. So onto his forum it goes.

EDIT: What I posted in his 9/11 thread. The two people who posted both thought it was 9/11/2003.

You guys are farking idiots. No respect whatsoever.

TMASTER, before sounding like an idiot, do SOME research. A simple year goes a long way before sounding like a complete farking retard.

Your email:
QUOTE (TMASTER's retarded a$$ email)
Let us never forget those who died 2 years ago on this day.


-TMASTER



Was the biggest disrespect I have ever seen to the anniversary. I emailed you this:
QUOTE (Me)
It was 4 years ago you farking idiot.



but the mailer-daemon said your email address is not real.

You guys are such a joke.

EDIT: Oh, and your censorship is mullet stupid.

Mullet = Fuck... Jesus H. Christ.
veradis

That's terrible. I would say that people should at least get their information straight before they talk about history, but come on, 9/11 is just common knowledge. Pathetic.

And since no one started up yet another discussion on the tragedy's anniversary this year, I'd like to take this time to have a moment of silence for all those lost on that fateful day 4 years ago.
HomoUniversalis

And I would like to remember those Persians who died on September 12, 2495 years ago, in the battle of Marathon, at the hands of the Athen soldiers. And also those who died the faithful day Peter II of Aragon, king of Aragon was slain by Simon de Montfort. And, I would like to remember those who were hanged massively, in 1847, of US deserters. And, of course, I would like to remember the death of Steve Biko, anti-apartheid activist.

We will never forget you.

Mr U
freeyourmind

Smartass. It's about remembering your own countrymen. I'm not having a moment of silence either.
suicide blond

Does this mean that I can now inflate the kiddie pool and lather you two up with baby oil?

Tragic things happen to every country boys and girls. Show some respect for all please. A moment of silence it is for me Veradis. I had a friend in that one as I am sure others did to.
NMN

The same two people had these replies. First, TMASTER reduced my post to "..."

Gee it doesnt look like he said 2 years ago here?!? Oh you mean the year!! Yes it happen on 9/11/2001 not 9/11/2003. Wow you must be some kind of *Insert term here* since you have more disrespect than anyone of us. It was 4 years ago. I remember that day vividly since i had jsut gotten out of work and was going to go to sleep since it was an overnight shift and i was woken up right away to the sound of "GET UP THEY ARE BOMBING THE WTC" I sat up all day watching and listening to the reports. I had family and friends in NYC at the time this happened. So dont you go talking about disrespect when i have more than my fair share. I lost a family member and a freind to this tragedy. I dont need to listen to someone who has no respect for the efforts of other to try and make sure an event like this is not forgotten. What did you do besides insult an honest effort? Exactly. So why dont you take you big hair band lingo and go crawl back under your rock.

TMaster sorry for getting insultive like this but i couldnt stand that. I am sorry. If you wish to remove this post go ahead. I just had to get this off my chest.

He had quoted TMASTER's first post that said "9/11/2003". I don't even want to know how his first sentence thinks that wasn't 2 years. Somebody doesn't know how to add or subtract.

And TMASTER:
My apologies, I can't beleive it has been so long seems like yesterday.
I don't know why I was thinking 03. :/
NMN could care less about 9/11, he is an old flamer to the board.

And then the other retard again:
Ahh. I figured as much since i seen he signed up back i 04 and has 3 posts.

I was gonna reply. But I decided to let them bathe in their own ignorance. You think I should reply?
suicide blond

I think you must reply. It is only fair to enlighten them on their ignorance further my good man. Please, reply away.
PP

haha, this is better than a soap opera's eleventyth season.
freeyourmind

This would be funny if it wasn't, you know, not.
Eon

haha, this is better than a soap opera's eleventyth season.
I agree. I await the next installment. Please reply.
NMN

Sorry kiddies. I was IP banned. I think I had another account there used with another name, but I can't remember what it was. Perhaps there will be a reply up later if I can find the other name and use my home computer.
suicide blond

Sorry kiddies. I was banned. I think I had another account there used with another name, but I can't remember what it was. Perhaps there will be a reply up later if I can find the other name.



ROTFFLMAO, This is fantastic. Mr. Squeeky clean got banned somewhere. Oh this made my day. With the way they post, you would think that they would be really hard up for members too. I sure hope you find that other account. This is too damn funny. If you don't find it then just throw one of us the link. Oh the gems we could throw into this thread. The posibilities are staggering. Good stuff NMN. Drinks are on me. Woohoo.
NMN

It's http://www.matrix-forum.tk

Have a ball. Oh, I've gotten banned there before. I think this is the third time now.
suicide blond

I couldn't be prouder of you honey. *tear*
Thanks for the link. Remember kiddies, sharing is caring.
UT

They actually have a forum titled "Why join?" OMG, I can't resist. brb ya'll lmfaorofl
PP

Haha, you're a flamer! That just made my day.

edit: so I joined with the sole purpose of being an ass and having a few laughs. I adore their profanity filter immensely. Check out my addition to their RP fanfic (lol, you'll know who I am as soon as you see it. Damn, I love being a n00b.)
Kara

*wipes away tear* You've got talent, my girl. Pure talent.

How sad, they've already edited my post. Ah, well, I'll just go make another.
PP

Are you "W atch"?

gee golly, this new forum is fun :) I'll have to share with you the replies to some PM's I sent out. I'll be bloody pissed if they don't write back.
Kara

Are you "Watch"?

Yes. And you are cup, correct? Lovely avatar, by the way. :p
PP

Thanks. You think it'll get my point across? They seem like the type that may not get it.

What'd your post say before they edited it?
Kara

I'm sure they'll figure it out eventually.

Something to the extent of that, seeing as NMN could remeber the date and they couldn't, NMN might actually be the one who cares more, not less.
PP

Oh, my. matrix-forum's provided the most fun I've had all week.
I couldn't ban you, you are my friend.
I'm wondering if I should test the limits of that hastily-written sentance.
Kara

Oh dear, I think TMASTER thinks we are all NMN.

All right this topic has gone far off course and has become just plain disrespectful.
Topic lcosed. NMN you could have handled that in a more mature way, we all make mistakes. I meant nothing by my mistake. WE ALL MAKE STUPID MISTAKES. How you have handled this was very childish and immature. Perhaps you sould grow up a little more before surfing the web. *TOPIC CLOSED*

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
PP

If that's the case, then NMN should be quite concerned.

Me:r u hawt?
TMASTER:hah, I am as ugly as a troll that goes around on forums and spams.
Me:that sucks. I was hoping we could get together sometime.
TMASTER:Why so you can c me p.
Me:maybe And then some.
TMASTER:A little K*nky are we.
Me:K!nky? Me? You're the one who brought it up. Dirty boy, you're in severe need of a spanking.
TMASTER:Yes, very hard don't mind the zits and boils.

And in another section he's started referring to me as Sweetie.

Good luck on your newfound relationship, NMN.
ThereIsNoMatrix

You guys killed the forum; the link's dead lol. Was the other user that replied As_f? I think I'll be adding "insultive" to the list of scarisms.
PP

The link (http://www.matrix-forum.tk/) still works. I'm having a blast mucking up the place, but fear I'll have to call it a night in a second here.

I'm pretty sure as_f isn't among those posting there, but I could always be wrong.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Weird, it tells me that the server cannot be found. How... insultive, to exclude me.
PP

wait, no. I don't know. I can access the main page, but can no longer log on. Grr.
Kara

Weird. I can access it just fine.
NMN

You crazy kids getting my thread closd. And yeah, TMAStER must have thought one of you was me. In fact, I signed up under "smokey" with a newly created email account. But then I saw the thread was closed. Now I have no reason to post there. Someone give me a reason. Please. I'm so bored.
UT

Reply to my image I put up as myself dressed as a cat. And don't be a snobby bitch answer my pms over there.
PP

NMN- you can still edit old posts on closed threads :D

Lovely photo, UT. TMASTER'll be sleeping well tonight, lol.
NMN

Yeah, too bad, because NMN is banned.
UT

But Smokey isn't and he is ignoring me. And that makes me a sad panda.
PP

whoops. yeah, I forgot about that little detail. Sorry.

I guess since he closed that thread, he just wants you to make your comments in other ones. You know, share the joy?

Perhaps you guys should join the RP thread. It's really quite fun.
UT

Oh shit I've just wet myself over there. That was awesome dude, just awesome.
FoolOnTheHill

PP... that's like a totally nice poll he he he. Still browsing... (muahahaha) :lol:



Edit: Ok after browsing some more... it's just not worth the effort. They seem to spend a lot of time on the package paper, so sad there's just a blast of hot air inside the box... :wth:
PP

Edit: Ok after browsing some more... it's just not worth the effort. They seem to spend a lot of time on the package paper, so sad there's just a blast of hot air inside the box... :wth:
excellent way of putting it.

Still, it won't hurt anyone to have a little fun, will it? Think of this as a rare gem: how often do you get the chance to be a complete n00b/ass?
suicide blond

Oh, I absolutely agree with you pp my dear. I ran out of time yesterday but made sure it was on my to fuck up list that I register there and have now done so. Freakandproudofit at your service. My sig states "You feel quite special when you are in a room full of n00bs." I believe that should break the ice a bit and if not, my opening intro post sure as hell will. Sticky fingers and keyboard commanded by snot nose brats make for such fun. lol
PP

Your intro post certainly is a breath of fresh air in that stuffy place.

Gamma transforms into Agent Smith and quietly approachs behind TMaster.
LMFAO! Who's gamma?
FoolOnTheHill

That would have been me.
But I asked to delete my membership. It's really not worth the trouble.
And TMaster was in a hurry to get rid of me lmao. I'm not logged in anymore. Want a laugh?

-----Message d'origine-----
De : THE MATRIX FORUM [mailto:TMASTER@MATRIX-FORUM.TK]
Envoyé : mardi 13 septembre 2005 15:48
À : gamma666@laposte.net
Objet : You have a new personal message ( From THE MATRIX FORUM )



gamma,

TMASTER has sent you a new personal message entitled "Re:please delete my membership".

You can read this personal message by following the link below:

http://invisionfree.com/forums/MATRIX_FORUM/index.php?act=Msg&CODE=03&VID=in&MSID=3634628


Regards,

The THE MATRIX FORUM team.
http://invisionfree.com/forums/MATRIX_FORUM/index.php

The dear deluded TMaster had already deleted my membership and forgotten that the link to the private messages wont work anymore once he's done that.. I never got his message lol.

Then again, I can imagine what it says... *snicker*
Swampy

*Clears throat ready to sing*

"That is not, the greatest site in the world
It is just a tribuuuute.
Try to remember the greatest site in the world....."
NMN

But Smokey isn't and he is ignoring me. And that makes me a sad panda.
I'm sorry. You'll have to wait till I get home. I'm IP banned at work, the TFUCKER.

Swamps, Tenacious-D, fuck yeah!!
suicide blond

porksword. That is an outstanding name. Please identify who this lovely person is.
PP

ah, I remember the good ol' days when we discussed porkswords and a certain now-banned member (heh. member) who didn't uhnderstand the phra'se.

edit: woo! I'm an "allstar member" now!! They must really love me.
renegade-agent

Guess which biggest idiot just joined a forum????Hereeeees joker!
suicide blond

LMMFAO, This should be funny to watch and see if you actually piss them off honey. Do your worst. Happy happy joy joy.
DPD

"I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot, decided to a Celebrity Millionaire; and network competition being what it is, I stand before you a broken, and miserable man."
Splinter

This is the kind of thing that happens when I'm not for a few days...god damn it!

Okay, time to put on my n00b suit and do some posting...

EDIT - Oh, everyone is so gonna know its me. How many people do you know that post in thier fave color?
PP

pick a new favorite colour for the forum...or go ahead and use your orange. Will it matter that much, really?

lol, can't wait for you to join the partay.

edit: pssst- I captured a few of my favorite moments so far and have them on display in our photo section...
Swampy

porksword. That is an outstanding name. Please identify who this lovely person is.

Need you ask?
suicide blond

ROTFFLMAO, Not really but I wanted to make sure. I thought that might be your handy work and btw, I LOVE that name. Epic baby just epic.
Eon

It has to be Hit's handywork in fgump...surely.
suicide blond

Go check the picture thread out. That should piss up off. Muahahaha


EDIT:
Personal Message
TMASTER Your Image, Sep 14 2005, 09:41 AM

MATRIX GURU


Group: Admin
Posts: 1,807
Joined: 17-May 03

Sorry, I had to remove your image, the hoster will delete the forums if we break the TOS. Nice pic, btw is that really you?

--------------------

Got any questions or need some help? PM me HERE
TMASTER@MATRIX-FORUM.TK




What a fuckin whiner. It was just a little boobie shot. lol Some people. And I loved the btw, is that really you? Oh yeah, I am gonna post my knockers all over the forum. Riight. That is for pms only damnit. lol
FoolOnTheHill

Quote Porksword:


"how dew i becum a hughe member, cos ife got a maassif nob, so i whant it to be leik me"

Outstanding.
suicide blond

LMAO, I just got another pm from him and I had bitched about the filter and he checked the rules again for me and lifted the filter then pm'd me letting me know. Woohoo. Lets see what else we can get him to do. He also said that he was taking a survey and was curious to know how I found the site. lol Whatever. Survey my aunt fanny. I'll give him something to survey. :evil:
FoolOnTheHill

I see that hit is busy too muahahaha
freeyourmind

You guys are all incredibly odd.
Kara

You guys are all incredibly odd.

Join the ranks of oddness. You know you want to...
NMN

You guys are all incredibly odd.
Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you... paaaarrtttyyy pooooooper!
mazman

See FYM, in these situations I personally tend to just close the thread and move on.
PP

Ah am good at run-ning. An' apparently, ah'm good at otha things too. That's how we got li'l Forrest there. But that's all ah hafta say about that...
Oh Forrest. That's because you put a SOCK on instead of ... oh hell...just forget it.
Ah thought they were talkin' about condominiums. Ah couldn't figure out why it was better to do it in there instead of in the back seat of your car...so ah figured ah better put somethin' on, and well, like they sayyy...if the sock fits, wear it.

That's all ah hafta say about that.

lmfao..this is quality.

Also (after icup's 100th post):
WTF?! Icup has been here 3 days and she already is a vip member?!?
nothing like fresh spam in the morning.
FoolOnTheHill

edit: pssst- I captured a few of my favorite moments so far and have them on display in our photo section...

Where is the photo section? :p
Eon

Right up the top there hun, in the white letters below the Banner, says "User Photo's" have a click over there and have a look around.
Swampy

I think these kids lost their ban button somewhere up their asses.
FoolOnTheHill

Holy shit yeah, with all that happened to them this afternoon...
PP

Only one of 'em threatened me with a ban so far, but I think the other two are enjoying my shit. Damnit.

It's fun seeing what photos they don't allow on their site. So far I've had a few asses, one middle finger, a man's nipple, and a set of almost-covered breasts taken away.

I think they're just saving them on their personal computers and refusing to share with the rest of the forum.
Swampy

I've goatse'd them and linked them to a hardcore animal pornsite so far, and neither have been pulled. How childish of me
FoolOnTheHill

Those kids don't know what has hit them... I think they don't even know you can edit posts, lock threads or move them to a review section?
I would have banned your ass after a couple posts lol. I'm beginning to feel a bit sorry for them there.

Actually I wonder if their parents ever asked them to run away from home...
PP

dude, they changed my account so I can't edit posts any more.

silly sheep-lovers.
Swampy

neo's nipple, neo's asshole, its all one and the same.....
PP

dude, they're all there and STILL can't keep up with us.
NMN

They suck at scarasims. Especially when every post Makiavelli does is scarastic. He sucks at it. Horribly.
renegade-agent

Man..can someone please tell me what it takes for them to ban you????
FoolOnTheHill

A lot. Considering all the really ugly porn pics Swamp posted all over the place lol. Never mentionning all the spam... their solution seems to be to lock the threads down (starting with the least offensive ones lol) leaving the offensive pics and offending material in for all to see. And he's still not banned and the pics are still all up. Way to go .
PP

I think they're down now; they took a lot down, anyway.

I've been given my final warning, lol. I think that's the second final warning I've gotten.
suicide blond

Crap, you guys are late on the image posting. I did that the first day I joined. TMaster yanked the pic right away and the pms started rolling in. That is where the no nude photos edit came from in my post. I argued with him and got the filter taken off too so, lets see how bad that and the pics can get. First one to a ban wins a prize. Keep up the good work. lol
PP

I thought he was referring to a profanity filter.

WHat's up with the "insider information"? Just a load of bs?

I'll work on my ban later this afternoon; I'm waiting for a reply to a couple of PM's, lol.
renegade-agent

whose this jenny character?i like her already.

. . . .
suicide blond

I thought he was referring to a profanity filter.

WHat's up with the "insider information"? Just a load of bs?

I'll work on my ban later this afternoon; I'm waiting for a reply to a couple of PM's, lol.


I am referring to the profanity filter pp. He took it off after I complained about it. I took the liberty stance on it and said it was taking away our freedom of speech.lol He checked the guidelines again and pm'd me saying that he took it off and gave me a warning not to get too out of hand. He also said that he edited my pic post and yanked my pic because it was nude. I posted the pic pm in this thread.

What insider info are you referring to?
PP

ah. I'd complained multiple times about the profanity filter too, by reporting a buttload of their own posts that still contained profanity, and used arguments about how it's not much of a filter if even the admin beat around it.

I don't know about the "insider" crap. I was hoping you would.
NMN

I'm assuming he means the insider crap is "fake" reports that we're all from MFN, or MatrixFans.net, which got closed down a while ago. Which he is totally off-base, and it's wildly entertaining.
ThereIsNoMatrix

That's funny! From MFN:

http://forums.matrixfans.net/forumdisplay.php?f=43

Some of you that have gotten on my fourms think your real funny spamming the **** out of my forums like last year. Some of you have over 200 posts in a couple of days? What the ****?

Thank you, don't come again.

Locked.

Then:

http://forums.matrixfans.net/showthread.php?t=27001

Rogue are you involved in the spamming, I know some of the admin here are.
One of you will probaly close this thread again, it only shows you are guilty of the crimes I presented.


Hello TMASTER,

Rogue, like me is a moderator of this site. Before you accuse, perhaps it would be good to read our TOS, http://www.matrixfans.net/terms.php of this forum. I can assure that noone from this forum has done anything whatsoever to your website. If you would like to try and prove this, then I suggest you offer proof before you come into this forum and accuse members and moderators of actions we have not commited.

If you'd like to discuss this with the admin then do so, but this thread is being locked as it spam and disruptive to this forum.
PP

bwahahahahahaha!!!
HomoUniversalis

Can someone explain me what is going on? I don't understand at all..

Mr U
UT

OMG. Why the hell is he targeting Matrixfans? This is too funny right here. Ok, HU, it's us over at MixMaster's forum, not them. That's the short short version honey.

You can use html on this board. Have fun.

Oh brilliant. So I CAN use html on this board? This is gonna rock so hard your mamma's gonna feel it where it's usually cold. brb.
PP

from what I've gathered, they had a similar problem a year or so ago with people from MFN, which is why they think it's them this time around.

golly, the fun is wearing down since all they do is make empty threats.

edit: I started editing links between us and them (mainly names and whatnot) but finally just decided to say "screw it." And so screw it I shall.
NMN

To all of you who came here to spam and troll your time is over on these forums. Everyone starts over with a clean sheet (that hasn't been banned yet) and may post humane and on topic posts. There is no more second chances, the anti spam anti troll rules on this board are coming tight like a noose. I haven't taking new security steps that will stop you with multiple ips and anyone who continues to spam and avoid ip banning will force me to contact their isp, which could cause you to lose your internet connection or cause an increase in your monthly bill because ips don't take abuser users to lightly. Before anyone makes another ignorant, offensive, insulting, or troll like post please read the BOARD RULESI will ban for any reason I consider to infringe on these rules whether or not you think it is fair. I am boss on this site and what I say goes. If that scares away 3/4 of this site I don't care I kind of liked it when it was small and full of good, intellegent posters. Have a nice day ta ta and all that jazz.

What I'd like to know, and I'm sure all of you as well, si how he can get us being an abusive user ON A FREE SITE? I don't get it. I'm pretty sure my ISP would laugh their ass off at his complaint and tell him to suck it the fuck up. Charge me more? HA! It's called a contract idiot. And if they're getting money from me, why would they cancel my service? Wouldn't that be counter-productive? Sometimes the logic of people astounds me to such great heights that I hope one day, just one fateful day, a 30-ton weight falls on them. A la Monty Python.

The way they conduct their forum is much worse than MI ever was. They do arbitrary things which make no sense to any one except others. Their answer for everything is to close a thread. Instead of closing it, move it to a secret forum? Or stop making new threads on every little thing? How about stop being hypocrites? My god, their forum boggles the mind.
PP

and now the question is whether to leave with class after stating what needed to be said, or fuck around until they whip out the Ban.
NMN

Nah, I'm done with their goofy-asses. This is the PM romp I had with T-Bagger:

I AM DISGUSTED with the way your staff, namely Makavelli, handled the threads in the General Chat forum. The reasons he closed those threads were very ridculous, and my threads specifically. They were valid questions, and I demand they be opened once again.

Smokey.

Sorry, the post who is better was getting a bit graphic please do not post about sex on web cams. That is considered offense by the majority of the board also please read the board rules.




*We reserve the right to edit or remove any posted content.

If you consider this unfair then please go to another forum which fits your needs. Thank you.

Mark my words, Master-T, you will rue the day you messed with Smokey the Bear. You will rue it.


Mr. NMN I might add.

I applaud you for figuring it out. However, I award you no points for it being this late, and thinking icup was me.

Oh, and I don't live in Irvine. Perhaps Invisionfree would like to know about YOUR threats. What goes around comes around.

And perhaps my ISP wouldn't care about such a vague message. Who the fuck knows what I mean except myself? Your case, however, extends much further from this site.

What do you have on me huh? Nothing,
I have a whole forum fukk of stuff that will get you in a mess with your isp. The admin of invisionfree understands the situation and that I am using all of your posts and evidence so nice try. :)

Dude, this is a FREE forum. I PAY my ISP. Look at it. But whatever, I'm done with your goofy-ass forum. Have at it, Social Darwinism will find its mark.

My point exactely, you have no evidence to convict me to my isp and as I said before I have permission to leave the current material on my forum for now. Isp don't take internet troublemakers lightly anywhere even if this was a forum for homeless people they would still look into it and most likely punish the offender who beat up the homeless people. figurtively speaking. Please leave now and go play with your pal bigstankdog on those pathetic matrixhardline forums. Have a nice day. :)

If I had a gun...
PP

at least he bothers to reply to your notes.

edit: HAHA!! He thinks he knows who I am...but doesn't. Silly boy.
FoolOnTheHill

Damn I missed half of the fun... and Jokerman... I am Jenny lol
Swampy

So, he finally found his scrotum and became the man huh? Wowsers. And I finally got banned by Tbagger too, no email no explanation, but the porksword has indeed been circumcised from the forum. Ah well, it was fun at first, got tired towards the end but it gave me an insight into the minds of one or 2 folks.

Being a n00b is fun frend
FoolOnTheHill

They have split a couple threads, deleted and moved evil posts banned the trolls and are glowering at the ruins of a once busy and prosperous forums with many many many happy and outspoken members. Support from friends is a-flowing and the evil spammers are being thoroughly bashed by older members. The army has declared it's support. IPS will hunt mercilessly down the FIENDS who did this to the best forum on the web (getting carried away a bit there). And so on.


....not. lol. But they ARE pouting and a couple of threads have been locked down. The banning of porksword and a couple other trolls left a trauma that will neccecitate monthly visits to a shrink for years.
Swampy

....not. lol. But they ARE pouting and a couple of threads have been locked down. The banning of porksword and a couple other trolls left a trauma that will neccecitate monthly visits to a shrink for years.

They have also either ip banned me, (pretty unlikely cos my ip's dynamic) or they aren't accepting new registrations. And all I wanted to do was see the aftermath of my days work. Any chance someone can post some screen shots?
FoolOnTheHill

I will look what I can do...


Edit: Ok, done. Look in the pic section...funny pics
Swampy

Tmasterwurste, das ist gut ya?
UT

at least he bothers to reply to your notes. Fucker.

edit: HAHA!! He thinks he knows who I am...but doesn't. Silly boy.

I can't believe he wanted to pants you. Or NMN. Man, now I'm really confuzzled. BTW, who is forrest gump over there?
FoolOnTheHill

That one is a shared account. Me + Hitman lol oh dear. That's against the rules, no? :nerd:
UT

Ja FOTH, sehr gut meine liebling, sehr sehr gut. Und Mixmaster ist nicht ein netter kerl. Es ist eine Arschgesicht lmfao.
Swampy

Japanese TV programme called Glory Hole?? Thats bad, but the Cheeselord will bury himself in the hunt.
suicide blond

Ja FOTH, sehr gut meine liebling, sehr sehr gut. Und Mixmaster ist nicht ein netter kerl. Es ist eine Arschgesicht lmfao.



Nr., ist er nicht ein nettes Maul UT. Er ist ein asshat mit Energie, aber wir kennen das Artlol
FoolOnTheHill

I'm feeling in an evil mood. I just send Mac a triple encoded text and asked for help finding out what it says. Let's see if the nerd bites?http://fool.exler.ru/sm/revenant.gif
Encoded In binary - hex - octal ooops?

(basically it says, "Congratulations. You just won the [postername] nerd award. You may have a cookie". Yrs sincerely, Jenny Gump.)
renegade-agent

Damn I missed half of the fun... and Jokerman... I am Jenny lol
NO. . . .NO. . .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .no actually wait. . .thats pretty damn groovy.
LOL,man this is hilarious,do they actually realise who we really are?
The gits banned me!!!I can't log on anymore,says i'm not "permitted"
Damnit all.
FoolOnTheHill

What can I say... I'd love to wear a skintight clown costume one of these days bahahahaha
My bets are that Icup is going next, sorry PP... lol. Utalitarian is confusing them giving them lessons on how to run their bloody board. And I'm still fooling around. Nobody ever takes me seriously, that's the secret...and I am still spamming all over the board with 2 accounts without them realising.
By the way I disagree about your assessment of Mac Smokey, given the limited moderator tools that asshole Tmaster has granted him he's doing pretty good.
PP

bah, I've been waiting for them to ban my ass since day 1. I've been starting to get pissed that they won't ban me..it's quite frusterating, really.
FoolOnTheHill

It's easy though. Just post a couple hardcore porn pics, they'll ban you on the spot... (ew)
PP

the thing is, with my school's filter, I really can't obtain any such pics without getting in serious trouble with administration
grr.

edit: I'm cooking up some crappy images that may just do the trick...hooray for photo editing via paint, lol.
FoolOnTheHill

ohhh sorry. I did not realise you were still in school :-o

They are ugly anyway. You'll have to stick to really hard language then...fuck just does not cover it lol.
renegade-agent

call people gay alot..seems to be effective.
PP

oh, they'll love the new pic.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/Raaaaar/16_jpg.jpg
FoolOnTheHill

LMFAOROTF good one
PP

thanks. You know, Microsoft Paint is really underrated.
ThereIsNoMatrix

I've finally gotten to the site and registered. Name's "Ramindeer Withacar." If this thing is still any fun at the end of the weekend, I might drop a few bombs.
PP

grrr.. they took away my post-editing and deleting privileges a few days ago, and now I have them back. What does it take (other than hardcore pr0n posts) to get banned there?

I swear they're enjoying my crap or something.
UT

Japanese TV programme called Glory Hole?? Thats bad, but the Cheeselord will bury himself in the hunt.

People have actually been looking. I don't believe it!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/Raaaaar/16_jpg.jpg

Why does that dude in the front have a white landing strip on his g-string?
FoolOnTheHill

It's not the cheeselord who's gone looking (Cheeselord aka Porksword aka Mr I post in turquoise a lot), it's the great allmighty Tmaster himself. What does that say about the guy? That he's a guy?! Lol. I bet he saved a couple pornsites to his favorites before coming up with the watery glory-hole lol. Love your new avatar by the way UT...
I think that they enjoy all the action in some weird way, otherwise their site is boring me to tears...by now... damn I need my Fgump alter ego to join in the fun lol
PP

woo! icup's been temporarily suspended...but the suspension is supposed to end yesterday at 11:47 am. WTF?

edit: but puci's account is still active. Hurray!
HomoUniversalis

I'm getting my freak on. This shit is funny.

For those with a visual disorder, I'm Divine Entity. Read the Signature, lol.

Mr U
PP

I really do love these guys...are you sure we don't need them to add to the intelligence here?
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/Raaaaar/genius.jpg



I hold rank amongst the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric.

Waits until he copies it into Google. *Yawn*
quality.
HomoUniversalis

Thanks for the props. I do what I can :D. Oh, and let's not bring them here. I like to study them in their natural habitat.

Ulf is a bit slow though, isn't he? Have to wait for five minutes to reply. Must have difficulty to type with one hand, the pervert.

Mr U
FoolOnTheHill

Naw, a bit slow, Ulf, you think? If he were any slower he would meet himself coming the other way...
HomoUniversalis

Gonna have me some fun with them. I kinda missed this stuff. You should see TMistress bullshitting in my flatlander thread. I don't think he even heard of the book, lol.

Mr U
Swampy

So I take it I'm the only person who's lost interest then? Boredom has well and truly set in, plus I reckon I'd be pretty peeved if people were coming to a forum I ran just to wind me up
HomoUniversalis

I'm just having some harmless fun. Anyway, I used to be a moderator on that site. TMaster not only demodded me, but also forgot who I was. Someone that stupid should not be running a forum in the first place.
Did you even check out the rules thread? It's absurd, and than his belief that the ISP's will ban anyone he reports that has been mean. My ISP doesn't even know who I am. I am completely and utterly anonymous. Even if I was suspected of terrorism, they couldn't find me.

Mr U
suicide blond

So I take it I'm the only person who's lost interest then? Boredom has well and truly set in, plus I reckon I'd be pretty peeved if people were coming to a forum I ran just to wind me up


Nope, That makes two of us Swamps. I got bored and stopped posting a while ago. It is just too easy screwing with them.
HomoUniversalis

Dullards, the two of you. If you were a bitch, I'd have to put you down. :P

Mr U
suicide blond

In my current state, I am...
FoolOnTheHill

It's our good deed of the day. Educational if you prefer. Shaking their world a bit around their ears is good for them and so on. Anyway we are not doing stupid flames... we are messing with heads here and that is fun. Am I sick or what? lol
PP

bah, after my fourth ban, I think I may give it quits. Wish I could toy around on the Flatland thread, HU. That book's magnificent.
NMN

I stopped posting there, and I can only read the forum when I'm at home, so it has basically lost my interest. I thought the read I had last night was pretty funny though. Meh...

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