A Rhyming Game

Okay. I've been noticing some of the rhyme threads down there, and I think I'd like to start one. Rules:
-Put the rhymes in a seven- (or close to it-) beat meter.
-No swearing or sexual content.
-Every two lines, the rhyme changes.
-You may make a post as long as you like; just...
-Post the lines in pairs.
-That's it.
Well, here goes...

Once there was a man named Jack,
Who once bought a truck named Mack,
And what he did when he was done,
Shot some cheese with his handgun.
The Matrix was what he saw,
And he never broke the law,
Until one day he chanced upon
A tiny chartreuse leprechaun!

Continue it.

-Snoopy

Pp Edit: Please stick to the rules of the game, or refrain from participating in it entirely. Thank you.

And since when do the rules of any fucking thread here seem to matter? Thank you.

The leprechaun ran fast and feared for his life
till that redneck truck driver was clear out of site

he paused for a moment to breath some fresh air
then the redneck suddenly popped out of no-where

the leprechaun was scared his eyes full of fear
he opened a bag "take my gold please, here"

the redneck was confused and scratched at his hair
and said dude... all I wanted was my beer...

Once there was a man named Jack,
Who once bought a truck named Mack,
And what he did when he was done,
Shot some cheese with his handgun.
The Matrix was what he saw,
And he never broke the law,
Until one day he chanced upon
A tiny chartreuse leprechaun!

The leprechaun ran fast and feared for his life
till that redneck truck driver was clear out of site
he paused for a moment to breath some fresh air
then the redneck suddenly popped out of no-where
the leprechaun was scared his eyes full of fear
he opened a bag "take my gold please, here"
the redneck was confused and scratched at his hair
and said "Dude... all I wanted was my beer..."

"Oh, well," said the leprechaun
whose name was Gerard von Braun,
"But I see that in your haste
you let that chili go to waste
so here's what I propose we do:
Go back home and get your shoe
because we'll rob the 7-11
and get bail for my friend Mevin."
"Just what did this Mevin do?"
asked Jack-of-the-one-old-shoe.
"He cut off Santa's beard with
the light-saber of the Sith.
He shot Rudolph in the tail
with a can of mithril-mail
He de-eared old Easter Bunny
and left his nose cold and runny,
hijacked an old lady's car
and went to the East End Bar,
took the fire extinguisher
and...um...uh...eh...ah...um...er..."
"Oh," said Jack, who understood,
"I'll be back with some wood!"

Please, continue.

-Snoopy

How can one possible expect to adhere,
the members here, to adhere to rules,
Made for such fools, as those are,
Has man strayed so far, zarathustra, dear?

Mr U

Once there was a man named Jack,
Who once bought a truck named Mack,
And what he did when he was done,
Shot some cheese with his handgun.
The Matrix was what he saw,
And he never broke the law,
Until one day he chanced upon
A tiny chartreuse leprechaun!

The leprechaun ran fast and feared for his life
till that redneck truck driver was clear out of site
he paused for a moment to breath some fresh air
then the redneck suddenly popped out of no-where
the leprechaun was scared his eyes full of fear
he opened a bag "take my gold please, here"
the redneck was confused and scratched at his hair
and said "Dude... all I wanted was my beer..."

"Oh, well," said the leprechaun
whose name was Gerard von Braun,
"But I see that in your haste
you let that chili go to waste
so here's what I propose we do:
Go back home and get your shoe
because we'll rob the 7-11
and get bail for my friend Mevin."
"Just what did this Mevin do?"
asked Jack-of-the-one-old-shoe.
"He cut off Santa's beard with
the light-saber of the Sith.
He shot Rudolph in the tail
with a can of mithril-mail
He de-eared old Easter Bunny
and left his nose cold and runny,
hijacked an old lady's car
and went to the East End Bar,
took the fire extinguisher
and...um...uh...eh...ah...um...er..."
"Oh," said Jack, who understood,
"I'll be back with some wood!"

When the chap came with the stuff
the man was playing "Blind Man's Bluff"
so the 'chaun said, "Whad iz dis?
Yousa gonna make me miss
my rerun of Seinfeld's show
again, I shall have yousa know!"
"Oh!" said Jack, while underground
a rat began to bounce around.
It ate a chocolate ice cream pie
and burped and said, "My oh my!"
It then shook the earth so hard
that the ice truck turned to lard.

Continue it, please!

-Snoopy