The Fourth Ever MatrixMania Member Choice Awards

NMN

Hello, once again, ladies and gentlemen, your Emcee NMN here. It's that time again for all you itchy posters to vote your favorite members in certain aspects of the board. Won't that be fun? I know it will. If you think otherwise, expect a mail bomb shortly.

The winner will receive the usual sig banner and 100 points/award. Let's not hog the awards this time, people!

So get out there and vote vote vote! It will be closing in or around a week from now, so don't be late or everyone will hate you with an extreme passion!

Good luck and toodles!
Jack Bauer

i say The One (1) as he trys to help people on The Matrix Path Of Neo
Apollo440

Is this just an alt account?
Splinter

^^ Already banned....we're so quick around here.

Yay, awards! One small problem. Where are the voting threads?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Congratulations, Splinter! You've fallen victim to "I didn't check the thread date"!
sm4113r

Ooooh, snap, nearly got fooled myself. I ought to kick Jack for that.
Eon

I was gonna say, someone can't count.

But more to the point...why haven't we had one of these since July last year hmmmmmm.....?
NMN

Because what's there to vote about?
freeyourmind

Democracy sucks. Ask Israel.
ZeroOne

Democracy sucks. Ask Israel.

Better yet, ask Iraq.
Splinter

Congratulations, Splinter! You've fallen victim to "I didn't check the thread date"!
Oh, son of a bitch.

And we all need to vote to see if me and Eon manage to tie for Hottest Female second year running.
LLos7

omg lets d0 it guyz




unfortunately i will only be able to vote if i can get comparisons of the two of you in various attires (actually only two, naked and half naked)
Eon

Half naked as we're about to get into a pool we can provide.....naked, bahahahahahahahahahahaha
Apollo440

naked? bahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thats usually the reply i get from girls...
LLos7

ok eon, i suppose i can settle for half-naked



however don't blame me if my judgment isn't up to par due to the lack of sufficient comparisons
Splinter

Me and Eon have seen each other in our underwear. It was right before we had a big pillow fight and feathers went everywhere. But, we forgot to take photos of that. Our bad.
LLos7

Me and Eon have seen each other in our underwear. It was right before we had a big pillow fight and feathers went everywhere. But, we forgot to take photos of that. Our bad.


WHAT DO YOU THINK I WANTED PICTURES OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I'M SOME KIND OF PERVERT???













actually that would be great, really.
NMN

No dice on Splinter, buddykins. The only person that gets to see that is me.
DPD

And those who have hacked your MSN and watch her on webcam when you think you're the only one...no one I know personally or anything...
NMN

You can do that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Well I'll BE damned.
DPD

Well I'll BE damned.
Sorry pAL, I think I may have beat you to that one. And yes, it can (is) be (ing) done.
Splinter

Oh well, I hope you enjoyed it. There won't be any more for three months.
DPD

Damn, I can't eSpy on NMN doing nasty things on his webcam anymore....SHUCKS!
Eon

And those who have hacked your MSN and watch her on webcam when you think you're the only one...no one I know personally or anything...
Ahh the possibilities.
LLos7

ok so guys





awards? y/n/m
Patriot

how does this contest thing work?
Splinter

It works when the Mods and Admins get our acts together and actually organise it. Which probably isn't gonna hapen anytime soon because we're a bunch of lazy sods.
Patriot

It works when the Mods and Admins get our acts together and actually organise it. Which probably isn't gonna hapen anytime soon because we're a bunch of lazy sods.
Very logical.
suicide blond

Sorry pAL, I think I may have beat you to that one. And yes, it can (is) be (ing) done.


Umm...holy shit!



Agree Splint...we are lazy.
Splinter

You all missed an aweshum show a few nights ago..sorry.
fateofzanzibar

Not to interupt the mods "Webcam Trist" but um... may it be possible to get on with the awards. Take your time, i can wait. ((I'm a lazy tard))
AlmightyOne

Nice try fateofzanzibar but being polite isn't going to do any good. Hell, even being an ass around here doesn't get anything done anymore. Its like the old saying "let nature take its course" around here. Things will get done when they get done. Sooner or later you'll get used to it like the rest of us.
suicide blond

Awww...do you two need a hug? I'll let you in on a little secret. Most of the mods really have no say here so if you wish to whine...the pm system to an admin would be great. Enjoy!
AlmightyOne

^From you... sure. lol
Splinter

That was a hint to annoy NMN and TINM about it. BUt beware, you'll probably get slapped if you do.

I just realised that nothing is stopping you making your own little poll in the Stooges section and seeing how many people vote....
ThereIsNoMatrix

Anyone that PMs me gets banned.
Patriot

wow MatrixMania is like, an oxymoron: "A dead forum that people still post on"
suicide blond

Anyone that PMs me gets banned.

Hahaha...you are far too lazy to ban someone TINM.

AO...Deal. lol

Patriot...missed ya funny man. lol
Splinter

I just sent TINM a PM...oops. If you don't see me around tomorrow, you know why!
AlmightyOne

I just sent TINM a PM...oops. If you don't see me around tomorrow, you know why!

Best of luck to you Splinter, and Gods speed>>>>
DPD

AO hit the nail on the head, just let it take it's course.
ThereIsNoMatrix

You'd be out of here if I wasn't too lazy to type out my password at the admin login page.
suicide blond

You'd be out of here if I wasn't too lazy to type out my password at the admin login page.

Ahhh power...thats hot. Want a date? I am old enough to buy you booze.
fateofzanzibar

"let nature take its course" Things will get done when they get done. Sooner or later you'll get used to it like the rest of us.

Well i hope things get done soon. You know i just realized that i am trying to get on with the awards even though i'm not going to win anything...you know what? Mods carry on!
Splinter

I'M STILL HERE!

Which just goes to prove that TINM makes idle threats all in the name of dry humour.
Apollo440

So are the awards happening?
NMN

Hahahahahaha.... No.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Ahhh power...thats hot. Want a date? I am old enough to buy you booze.

Bring a bottle or two of Sky and I'll pick ya up at 8.

I'M STILL HERE!

Which just goes to prove that TINM makes idle threats all in the name of dry humour.

Well aren't you perceptive, what with your haughty British spelling of humor and all.
DPD

Well aren't you perceptive, what with your haughty British spelling of humor and all.
"What with your dago moustache and yo greashy hair!"

Official Mod Announcement
To answer all those who are curious, yes, there will be awards. The timetable? Eventually. This concludes the announcement.
Patriot

meanwhile lets vote to see who is the most "eventually" kind of Matrix fan on the boards
fateofzanzibar

http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/downwiththat.jpg
LarryG1978

Please help me, I very fat and do not know that to me to do with my body.Diets do not help, nothing helps.Who нибудь can advise me as me to grow thin?
NMN

Please help me, I very fat and do not know that to me to do with my body.Diets do not help, nothing helps.Who нибудь can advise me as me to grow thin?
Kill yourself, fatty.
renegade-agent

Kill yourself, fatty.
Lmfao. That's the first decent laugh I've had this week.
Splinter

I laughed out loud right there.
suicide blond

Kill yourself, fatty.

I think both of you need to seek help for your issues. Him for his lazy ass obesity problem and you for your prejudice towards fatties. It really is unhealthy NMN. What's wrong? Did you have a fat babysitter that did naughty things to you when you were a kid or something? Want a hug?
Smith's fan

Owned.....
Eon

So what was that? A...what? Three month delay?

Let's make this clear...Shut the fuck up
NMN

Owned.....
My dear loser, I was not owned, as you say, I merely didn't put forth the effort to reply to such insignificance. But I thank you for wasting more of my time.
Mr.Anderson12

well thats not nice Smith ok
boyflex

interesting wats the point again?

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