Questions that for no reason ever should be asked!!

After a discussion with certain people today one question was asked that never should have been asked, "What is a spit-roasting?"

So does anyone else out there know of any questions that just should not have seen daylight?

I am going to go with the question that you just asked.

It's normal to ask questions when vocabulary pops up in forums that is not taught at school. Or do you think that the french equivalent of "spit-roasting" is going to come up in conversation in your french lessons? I have considerably enriched my vocabulary over different forums the past year. I daresay that most of the things I learned will never be taught in normal classes and even if some of them should perhaps better been left alone I dont regret a single one of them... when in doubt I always want to understand. If you want more embarassing questions just ask Swampy to continue posting in the forums the way he did today and I'll make sure to oblige you and ask them. :D

LOL FOTH. We are all from different places and have different slang and ways of commenting. This can get pretty interesting at times. I am not going to go there with another question that should not have seen daylight because, There are plenty.

"Is it in yet?"

LMFAO. That is one that, I hope you never have to be asked Mazzy.

Is it hiding?

I got asked the other night at work if I had any children. Never ask me that!

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"Can I ask you a question?" - that question should be tied to lead weights pushed over-board somewhere in the Pacific.

Was it good for you? This is a loaded question that men tend to ask and it is just as bad as the Do I look fat in this? question that women tend to ask. Both are stupid and you should never go there.

"Can I ask you a question?" - that question should be tied to lead weights pushed over-board somewhere in the Pacific.

just say "you just did" and walk off when asked that question-or start screaming insanely in their face it usually works for me-one question i really hatre is "am i annoying you?" people only ask it when they plainly know that they are annoying you-MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD :mad:

"Do I look fat in this?" ...it's worthy of its own line.

Here's one:
"What is the Matrix trilogy?"

-Snoopy

just say "you just did" and walk off when asked that question-or start screaming insanely in their face it usually works for me-one question i really hatre is "am i annoying you?" people only ask it when they plainly know that they are annoying you-MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD :mad:
Better than saying "you just did", wait until they ask their second question, as people most likely don't give you time to respond to the first, and after they finish their second query just say, "No." When they ask, "No to the first or the second question," say "Yes." Then, they usually ask, "What?" That cues you to give them five across the eyes, just as you would with a red-headed stepchild.

Here's one...

We were in class the teacher was just finishing his speech on clay and what to make with it. (a puppet) and the girl asked.
"What do we have to do?"
The teach asked in return
"Are you blonde?"

First was dumb. But the second needed no reply. She was blonde. Naturally. And it was a well known fact that she was dumb.
Her answer was.
"Yes, Why?"

(I could go on like this for an hour with just HER dumb questions. but I'll spare you)

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Dumbest joke EVER!

My answer to that and what most normal chicks cross the road for is because there was a hot looking cock on the other side. lol Couldn't resist Squint.

Hmmm another question you should never ask before having sex with a girl.

Do you squirt?

LMFAO, No baby boy. I would not ask that one. I am however female so it should be a given that you do. You are talking about a female though so all bets are off.

Paper or plastic? If anyone answers with anything other than rubber, I weep for the younger generation and must teach a sex ed. class at once. It would explain the outbreak of teen pregnancies in America though. Use a condom you idiots. They are not just to put water in and throw off the balcony of a hotel.

My answer to that and what most normal chicks cross the road for is because there was a hot looking cock on the other side. lol Couldn't resist Squint.

LOL Never heard that punchline before. Makes the joke WAAAAAAAAAY funnier now.

Okay, I gotta another one, any question that begins with "What? Do I look like a..."

that answer to that is usually 'yeah' no matter what the last words are

LMFAO, No baby boy. I would not ask that one. I am however female so it should be a given that you do. You are talking about a female though so all bets are off.

Paper or plastic? If anyone answers with anything other than rubber, I weep for the younger generation and must teach a sex ed. class at once. It would explain the outbreak of teen pregnancies in America though. Use a condom you idiots. They are not just to put water in and throw off the balcony of a hotel.

Unfortunately, most "sex ed" here in the US is anything but that...it's usually just some random speaker/teacher ranting on about abstinence until marriage without giving out any useful information about contraceptives and actually being responsible about having sex. :wth:

Quite honestly, the first time I ever saw a condom was at Ozzfest 2004 as people were using the "free samples" from the Trojan Man booth as baloons, and I'm 19 years old. Of course, I've never been in a relationship and there's this running joke my friends started a few years back about how I'm not a female, but rather an asexual being of some sorts. :\


As for questions that should never be asked, there are a few that really get under my skin.

- "Would you like a children's menu, or an adult menu?"
I'm only 4'9" tall, and it really pisses me off when someone mistakes me for a kid when I'll be 20 in the summer.

- "Are you twins?"
I get this a lot when I'm somewhere with my younger sister, depsite her being 4 years younger, 3 inches taller, having much darker hair, different eye color, different bone structure...and I could go on and on with this.

- "Are you ever going to get laid?"
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- Any question directly about my height or age in general.

Do I look stupid to you?

Just don't ask it man,the answer's obvious just from the question.

why? :p :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil:

Oh Oh, I know pick me. Uhhhh, Nevermind I don't know.

Bomb?! Did he say bomb?

that was a terrible question....

Is the Queen a man?

A few never asked during sex:

Did you just fart?
Now where shall I put it this time?
What shall we eat afterwards?
Do you smoke?
What's your name?
Wow, how did you do that?

(I will leave your imaginations up to WHAT these could imply)

After sex:

Was it good for you?
Did I go too deep?
Is it okay if I go home now?
What was your name again?


Thats it for now young folks...

Cheers
Harrie