The Story Written by Everyone

Okay, this is a story written by any who wish to post. It is serious, however you may inject humor into it if you wish (as long as it isn't too outlandish). Please, keep it clean. All right, here we go...

"Where is the Logos?" asked the Captain.
"Should be just over that ridge," replied JD. He piloted the Neven over the ridge.
"No Logos."
"Strange, sir. We are at broadcast depth, right? Niobe would have informed us if she were returning to Zion."
"Strange, indeed, JD. She's probably talking to Morpheus about that silly One thing."
"What do you think of it, sir?" asked JD as he landed the Neven and shut it down.
"It's a bunch of lies."
A voice came crackling over the radio. "Hey, JD, this is Niobe. Sorry we're late. We have a little problem over here..."
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What's going to happen next? Who knows? The next person who posts here does.
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-Snoopy

Ok...seems like u couls be on to somthing here...so here it goes

Niobe's voice was not its uasual calm pitch...but slighlty elevated.
Niobe: "Whenever you can spare a few seconds we could use your help...squiddies everywhere...we cant lose them...we are heading in your direction now...when we are clear you can do what you have to...bring them down.
Her voice disappered from the radio. JD looked over at the Captian as the Logos came in to view
JD: "here they come...your orders sir"

The captain grinned broadly as Niobe's voice faded in and out on the com.
JD: "Uh...Captain...your orders?"
A drop of sweat appeared on his brow, as he tensely waited for the command.
Captain: "Steady...steady...."
The captain grinned, impossibly broad now. Niobe's voice faded back in on the com.
Niobe: "...that not so fresh feeling.......itching and burning......ohhh...Morphy...who's your momma......"
JD: "Ew."
Captain: "Steaadyyyy....."
JD: "They're right on top of us Craptain...er, Captain!!"
Captain: "...STEADYYYYY...."
The hull breach alarms went off, screaming bloody murder as the sentinels began to tear through the ship.
JD: "Aw man...what are we gonna do now man?! Game over man, GAME OVER!!"
Niobe (Over com): "Wrong movie, kid..."
The ship's hull tore open in front of JD, and the ugliest Squiddy he'd ever seen emerged, tentacles flailing about. It zoomed in on him, tentacles snapping, and JD defecated on himself. The tentacle pulled back, and as JD closed his eyes to meet his face, he could hear the Captain's voice in the background.
Captain: "Steadyyyyyy..."
The tentacle pulled back, back, back...and thrust forward into JD's chest-

Niobe: "JD. JD, WAKE UP!!!"
JD jumped out of bed, bathed in sweat and other bodily fluids.
JD: "....a dream...aw man...bad dream...bad, BAD dream...and you were there..."
Niobe smacked him in the head.
Niobe: "Oh, great, and you wet the bed again. The place is gonna smell for a week. Get it together kid, we got a mission. We've gotta go meet Morpheus..."
JD: "Why do you always grin when you say that?"
Niobe: "Shut up, or I'll make you tomorrow's single celled amino acid protein breakfast."
JD: "Shutting up, sir...uh...ma'am...shutting up....."

The Logos landed next to the Nebacha...Nebachane....umm.....the Neb, the ramp lowered, and Niobe and JD stepped off. The ramp closed behind them, and Niobe pulled a device from her pocket, pointed it at the Logos, and an audible "Bip beep boop" was heard.
Niobe: "Ya never know in these neighborhoods."
JD rolls his eyes, and the two board the Neba....the Neb.

Morpheus: "Welcome....Niobe....I've been....expecting you..."
Niobe: "Mmm hmmm. Look but don't touch big boy. I'm still pissed at you for calling out Neo's name in the middle of sex..."
Morpheus: "Niobe...I'm sorry...that's just when the prophecy was...revealed to me...at that very moment..."
Niobe: "Mmm hmm. Whatever. What do you want?"
Morpheus opens his mouth to speak.
Niobe: "BESIDES that."

Morpheus smiled at niobe.
Morpheus: Well I need your help....I have to meet with Neo in the matrix and I wondered seeming as you are the best driver and all...you would come.....along that is.
Niobe looked at JD and back to Morpheus...
Niobe: Well I guess I have no choice...so when are we going in
Morpheus: Well....when I get the call
JD: The call?
Morgheus: Yes the call
JD: I'm not following?
Morpheus: I know your not...your staying here
JD: HUH
Niobe: Oh you two shut up....look let me know when your ready to leave....I'll be trying to get rid of the urine smell on the neb.

Please, if you're going to post, make it clean...I saw something questionable a few posts up...Anyway...

The Matrix phone rang. Morpheus answered it.
"Hello?" His expression changed. "Excellent." He hung up. "We just got the call. Neo says our contact is waiting."
"Contact?" Niobe asked.
Morpheus smiled. "You'll know soon enough. Link?"
"Ready, sir," Link responded.
Everyone jacked in. Neo and Trinity were waiting for them.
"Who's this?" asked Trinity.
"This is JD," responded Niobe. "One of the only two survivors of the Neven."
"Are you new to the Matrix, JD?"
"Yeah. I've only been in it once...and I stayed for 13..." He looked down upon the arm that had been wounded by the Sentinel. "...years...My arm! It's..."
"Healed," said Neo. "That's your residual self-image at work."
"Now watch. I'm going to spin around, and I'm going to move in the real world, and I'm going to open that nasty gash again, and it's going to bleed, and..."
The door opened.
"Hello, Seraph," said Neo.
"I bring word," Seraph replied, indifferent. "From the Oracle."
"Must be news," Trinity said. "Let's move."
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-Snoopy

They lef their meeting place and followed Seraph along a series of back doors and corriders. They finally reacher their destination. It was a large building...broken down...all windows smashed with parts of the nearby landscape on fire...the building itself was a towering 30 floors and was looking old...very old...parts of the wall were falling apart.
Seraph: She is waiting for you on the 29 floor
Neo: HUH...the 29...why not the 30th floor
Seraph: 29 is her luckily number
trinity: Great so now she's wierd and supertisous.
JD: Well best make a move then
JD led all the group inside...he found the stairs and led them up...untill they reached the 29 floor.

JD: "Hufff...huffff...what is it with these buildings....hufff....huhhhh....nobody ever heard of elevators...huh...huhfff...."
Neo: "Suck it up kid. You know it's not real. It's your brain getting tired. You think that's air you're breathing?"
Morpheus: "That's my line..."
Neo smirked at Morpheus, as JD sniffed.
JD: "No...no, that's not air...that's gas...somebody farted..."
Morpheus: "It's...uh....all in your head. Let's go to the Oracle."

Neo: "We can show you the door...but you have to open it."
Morpheus: "Dammit, man, that's my line...you may be the One, but I make the speeches..."
Neo: "Sorry...got carried away..."

JD outstretched his hand to the door and touched it. "The handle is warm...?"

Morpheus and Neo pushed past JD and kicked in the door. The room was ablaze.

Neo: "I can't sense the Oracle..."
Trinity: "Hurry...search the apartment..."
Morpheus: "JD. Focus. Remember that it isn't real..."
Morpheus jumped through the blaze and ran to the back room...

JD: "Hufff...huffff...what is it with these buildings....hufff....huhhhh....nobody ever heard of elevators...huh...huhfff...."


Ha!

A reference towads the Other Blue Pill. I understand it!

Anywoo...
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Morpheus leapt into the back room, which was ablaze with dancing flames. His trenchcoat was on fire, the blaze leaping up all over his body. Morpheus took a deep breath. Not real, he told himself.

NEO- She's not in here!
TRINITY- Or here!
JD- No Oracle here either.

Morpheus squinted, looking around through the flames.

What he saw shocked him forever.

He saw...

He saw several Smiths going through the Oracle's purse. So far they had only found a bottle of perfume, a wallet (which they had discarded), and a large amount of candy.
A Smith looked up.
"Mr. Anderson."
"Oh, boy," said JD.
"This is why I told you not to bring him, Niobe," said Morpheus. "But no, you just had to take him along with us..."
The Smith shot a bullet. Neo luckily deflected it in time. He knew they had to get out. But how?
He spied the window.
Grabbing everyone, he thrust them out the window.
The Smiths bent over the broken window, readied their guns in unison, and shot.
Someone in the group screamed.
Falling...

"So, what, Smith's a purse snatcher now???" Niobe shouted as they fell. Neo grabbed them in his arms and flew them to safety on a distant rooftop. As they landed, something was very wrong with JD. He stood for a second, then collapsed, a bloody mess on his hands. "No....NO...JD. Neo....Morpheus...we gotta get him out, now!" Niobe shouted. Neo looked through JD, finding the bullet that had punctured his chest. "No exit wound...didn't hit any organs, at least...I...I think I can help," Neo said, a bit nervously. He extended his hand to JD's chest, closed his eyes and focused. The hole rippled and swelled, and began to glow. Blood spilled out, and then the bullet surfaced and fell onto the rooftop. "Holy..." Niobe muttered. Morpheus smiled, "He is...the One..." JD coughed and sputtered, "Owww....Smith...shoots too hard....I....swear.....koff, koff..."

Moments later, as JD recovered, Niobe and Morpheus discussed what they'd seen at the Oracle's. "So...what do you think Smith was searching for?" Niobe asked. They looked in the direction of the apartment, where sirens could be heard. "I don't know...but we need to find the Oracle and Seraph...they're the only ones who could tell us...unless....we're willing to deal with...him," Morpheus said slowly. Neo stepped over, with JD at his side. Neo replied, "Him...you mean....?" Morpheus nodded. "Merovingian."

LOL

You just had to throw a Lost Hope reference in there. Good stuff.

Suddenly, Niobe's cell phone rang.
"Sparks?"
"It' Ghost!" screamed Sparks.
"I sent him in to help after I saw the burning tower and the smiths, but he's been captured by the Marrowingy, you've got to go save him, their located in chinatown in the biggest tower, you can't miss it."
"Ok thanks Sparks."
"What is it?"asked Morpheous.
"Where going to Chinatown."She replied.

Excellent story, everybody! I like how this is turning out. In any case...

"Should we take a cab?" JD asked.
"I'll pay for it," Niobe offered.
"No. A cab is too conspicuous. Smith will see us," Neo responded.
JD was puzzled. "Smith, singular? There were three in that building over there."
"Smith is a central...no, it'd take too long to explain. We have to find Ghost." He looked around. "Uh...I can't take all of you with me when I fly, so two of you..."
Trinity spied a Ducati chained to a light post. "Don't worry, Neo." Turning to JD: "Hop on, kid."
"I hate it when they call me 'kid.'" He walked over to the Ducati and noticed that the chain had not been broken. "Um...how are we going to move out if this chain is holding our vehicle to the light post?"
Trinity sighed. "Well...I'd try saying, 'go go gadget bolt cutters,' but it's copyrighted, and anyway I'm not G2. But..." Trinity karate-chopped the chain, which broke and fell down (and bent the light post substantially). After calling Link to get a motorcycle hot-wire program, they left on the Ducati and went on down the highway. Unfortunately...
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-Snoopy

The Ducati that trinity was driving was running low on fuel
JD: Arent you meant to check if the tank is full before each journey?
Trinity: Oh shut JD...think trinity think..we need a gas station
She drove off at the next juction and found a gas station...she pulled over and signald for JD to jump off. She bent over to grab the noozle of the petrol pump and looked up...Serveral Smiths were advancing on them.
Trinity: Quick JD....grab a pump.
they both grabbed pumps and started to spary the floor with gas. Then trinity grabbed JD and started to run....she grabbed her gun and fired a single shot at the gas. It exploded creating a shock wave that cause both Trinity and JD to fall.

Someone please continue this. I don't want to write the whole thing by myself...
The gas station rippled (like the building in the first movie), sending cars, people, beer cans left by the side of the road, air tanks, the Smiths, and a propane salesman into the air.
"That was close," said JD. Unfortunately, Trinity wasn't there. "Trinity? Trinity?" He looked around. "Oh, dang."
"I'm up here." JD looked up and saw Trinity sitting on the top of a beam that had previously held up the roof of the self-serve area. "A little help?"
It would have been easy with some rope, but unfortunately all that could be used had been thrown away by the ripple effect. But, JD remembered that he had something that could help. He took out...
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-Snoopy

JD took out his handy dandy pistol and shot a hole straight through the bottom of the beam. Trinity went flying down with the beam and landed hard on her bum.
""You allright?" asked JD
"Yeah but the landing could have been a little nicer!"
"Hey guys, what's taking you so long." Came a voice from above. They looked up to see Neo floating in the air.
All trinity had to do was look at the blown up gas staition and the dead Smiths for Neo to realise.
"Oh, well Niobe and Morphous are waiting in Chinatown so come on!"

Trinity looked around for the nearest vehicle. "You've gotta be kidding me," JD muttered. "We don't have time to find anything stylish. Get in," Trinity commanded. Neo shook his head and said, "I'll meet you in Chinatown. Seraph's Tea House." The sky seemed to part as Neo took off.

The ice cream truck played its happy tune as Trinity drove it through the city. JD shrunk down in his seat, embarrassed by the fact that they were the saviors of mankind and all they could find to drive was this crappy ice cream truck. "Get over it, JD, we can't always ride on Ducati motorcycles or luxury SUV's. Besides this is a low key vehicle," Trinity replied. JD looked out the window and saw kids in the car next to them bouncing madly, obviously wanting ice cream. The car sped ahead and stopped, causing Trinity to stop the ice cream truck. The kids jumped out and ran around to the side of the truck. "ICE CREAM!!" the two kids shouted. "JD, go serve them some ice cream. We have to be inconspicuous," Trinity whispered. JD looked at her, dressed in tight black latex, and then looked at himself, dressed all in black, wearing a 3/4 length trenchcoat. "Yeah...right..." he muttered.

"What can I get for you two?" he finally said as he leaned out the side window. The two kids whispered to each other, "He's weird looking." "Yeah, What kind of ice cream man dresses like THAT?" Suddenly, the two kids began to convulse and change, and were replaced by two pint sized agents...

"Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JD was too shoked to move. As the agents pulled their guns out of their coats their was a loud noise in the ice cream truck, JD looked where Trinity should have been, but instead only saw a huge hole in the roof.
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trinity came flying down from the air and gave both the agents a great big kick, pushing them deep into the ground."Let's go kid!"Yelled Trinity, but as she turned she saw the ice cream truck floating in mid air and Neo was carrying it.
"This is the last time I ever let you go somewhere alone!"
Trinity hopped in and they flew to Seraph's teahouse.

What seemed to be gum from Trinitys view
Trinity: And how in the hell is that meant to help me JD?
JD stuffed it in his mouth and chewed...fast
JD: It helps calm me down...now looks to me like you gotta jump...dont worry...I'll catch you
Trinity looked at him and then shouted
Trinity: Fine...but look if you drop me thats it boy
As Trinity jumped JD looked around him
JD: Look where Trinity
Trinity: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She crashes straight into JD and they both fall to the floor
trinity: JD.....ur an Idiot...now come...we have to get out of here
She grabs JD from the floor and starts to pull him in the direction they should be heading

I didn't understand how the last post fit in...anyway...

Neo dropped Trinity and JD off in Chinatown. They saw a Chinese man selling real Rolexes (they weren't fakes, they were real), so they bought some.
"Um...why do we need these?" asked JD.
"So we can synchronize our times," Neo said.
"Oh...well, where is the Merv's tower?"
Trinity pointed. A cylindrical building, decorated in a boring black-gray, rose higher than anything they could see.
"Hmm. Well."
"How are we going to get by the Smiths?" Trinith asked.
JD spotted a salesman. "I have an idea..."
Soon, all three were wearing Chinese masks, and walking down the street.
"This is stupid," Trinity groaned.
"I can't see anything," Neo said.
"Switch to that Matrix code thing," said JD.
"Ah! Much better."
"These masks were the only thing that worked.
Neo stopped. Trinity and JD crashed into him.
"What'd you do that for?!" demanded Trinity.
"There's Seraph's Tea House," said Neo.
They walked inside. A few people were drinking tea in the front room. But in the glass hallway, they met...
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EOL

OCC: Something happend to the order...I did not post there...ah well

Please, someone else continue this. I need some variety in here!

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They met Seraph.
"Pleased to meet you," he said to Niobe. Turning to JD, he greeted, "You must be JD. The Oracle has said great things to me about you."
"The Oracle?" JD's spirits rose.
"Yes."
"What did she say?"
Seraph shook his head in a "no" gesture. "It's not for me to say. You must go to her to find the information you seek."
"Uh...problem: Her apartment was set on fire by the Smiths."
"So? That does not mean she is dead." He glanced around, making sure that nobody having tea or some other Oriental delicacy was watching. "Follow me."
Seraph led them to...
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Sorry I havn't been able to post latley, I've been sick and I only just got out of hospital, any way, everybody please keep posting, this was going so well, anyway.



Led them to a small empty room where the oracle stood.
"Hello, you must be JD", she then looked at everyone else and nodded hello, "as you allready know, Ghost needs to be rescued from the marrowingy, and someone needs to get some imformation, because for some reason, the smiths are working for him. She looked around and steadied her eyes on JD. "You are the only one who can save Ghost", She told him,"everyone will need to help though, and Neo is the only one that can get the imformation out of the Merrowingy, the smiths are looking for me because the merrowingy told them too, he must be stopped." Before any of them could say anything, Seraph pushed them all out of the room as they made their way out of the building.
"That was odd" said Morpheous.
"Sorry, but she is really stressed having to move away from the smiths and all. You are going to need some help, I will go with you"
They made their way to the merrowingys building.

Please post!

They all went to the Merovingian's building. They met one of the guards.
"Do you have any bottle caps?" he asked.
"You will let us pass," Neo said, moving his hand.
"Do you have any bottle caps?"
"You will let us pass."
"Wrong franchise, Neo," Trinity said. "Let us through!"
"I'm sorry, I won't unless you give me bottle caps."
"Will this do?" asked JD, holding out a Pepsi bottle cap.
"Pepsi!" said the guard. "Thank you very much!"
The group passed. They came to a vacant taxi with a boy sitting in the front, which they boarded. Upon closer inspection, it was a Johnny Cab, like the one in Total Recall, and the boy was a mannequin.
"Hello!" said the cab, stupidly. "I'm a Johnny Cab owned by the Merovingian. Where do you want me to go?"
"Take us to the Merovingian," said Morpheus.
"Okay!"
The cab rolled along. Soon, there was a beep, and everyone knew something was wrong. The cab started to go towards some guards and a nice ledge.
Everyone fought to escape. Neo took Morpheus and Trinity out through the back window; Morpheus and Niobe ran out the door. JD shot the stupid mannequin, lit the Johnny Cab up with a butane lighter that he just happened to have on hand, and ran out the window. It gave a "HA!" that reminded him of Stephen King's It, which he had never fully read, and it exploded.
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-Snoopy

"Bravo, Bravo!!!"The Marowingy said clapping his hands.
Neo pointed a gun at his head."If you ever want to see your freind, Ghost again, you'll drop your gun."said the merowingy, Neo dropped the gun but then kicked the merowingy into the wall."Kill them!" The merowingy ordered, 100000000 guards charged at them.

100,000,000 guards came at them.
Niobe said, "Morpheus, there's just one thing I want to know, before I (possibly) die here."
"Yes?" Morpheus asked.
"How was it that you were able to have Neo get you out of that Johnny Cab, but then manage to run out the door?"
99,999,900 guards collided, fused, and fell through a space-time warp and became a black hole several light-years out from Sirius B.
The remaining 1000 charged.
The fight began, when suddenly, in came the Ice Cream Truck!
"Hey, guys, how about some ice cream?" a familiar voice asked. "I've got cookie dough!"
The Oracle leaned out the side area. Sati was there, waving a Nestlé Drumstick.
"Who's driving this thing?" asked JD.
They looked into the driver's window and saw the Architect, wearing a nonplussed expression on his face.
Then...

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-Snoopy

...the Architect said, "Get in."
"Why?" asked JD.
"Because I said so." The Architect indicated a gun.
"Oh. Good reason."
They all piled into the ice cream truck. The Architect pulled the trigger right at the window, revealing the gun to be no more than a painted-over Koosh bubble gun.
"Let's get out of here," Niobe said.
"Want a cookie/ice cream sandwich?" asked Sati.
While this was happening...

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....the guards sprinted toward the ice cream truck as it sped off.
"May I see that?" Neo asked Sati
"The icecream cake?" Sati replyed
"Yeah" Neo grabbed the icecream cake staring at it.
"What is it?" Trinity asked.
"I never had one of these before"
"Well technocly* neither has any of us"
"Yes but, I was always the pop-cicle type."
The Architect looked back at Neo. "Sorry but a pop-cicle isnt considered icecream. Its ice, but no cream." he said.
"Right"
They swerved onto Wu Ping Ave.
"Trinity. Can I ask you something?"